Val Prieto is doing this one too. We can compare and contrast!

My entry:

"Hugo Chavez poses for tourist pictures with Madame Tussaud's newest exhibit."

After Fidel Castro's colon sugery they hold up the evidence that Fidel really did have something up his @$$! AND, Rueters did not use any fancy photo shop remedies... WOW!

Hugo Chavez smiling at the thought of his good buddy Fidel will recieve such a big suppository! Hmmmm, Castro doesn't look so happy???

Much more than just brothers after sharing the AFTERMOON, I mean NOON together!

Say hello to my leetle friend! Oh yeah, and say hi to Hugo Chavez too...

It was only the firm hand of Hugo that allowed an ailing Fidel Castro to maintain his grip on the upright ivory stick of tyrrany.

Fidel: "I pulled a 'Clinton' and used this cigar on Helen Thomas, now I don't dare smoke it, here you have it."

"Now you know what happens if you don't seek immediate medical attention after 4 hours."

Fidel Castro passes the baton off to Hugo Chavez...

Hugo chuckles as he shows that Fidel was roughly two quarts low.

Castro to Hugo: "Now it's detachable, but you cannot keep it...Let go!...Let Go!"

"See, he feels better now!"
or
Celebrating their special bond, Chavez and Castro ate grilled corn for "Red shirted Despotic Ruler" Day.

Proof the Hugo and Fidel are actually evil aliens out to probe everyone.

"If you want to rule properly you must shove this stick up your ass, comrade."

Hugo and Chavez playfully wrestle over who will be beaten first by the 'ugly stick.'

The two men were all smiles while demonstrating the defective sex toy. Doctors said Mr. Castro was lucky to escape with only minor intestinal bleeding. The CIA has denied any involvement in this latest attempt on the Cuban strongman's life.

Coming this Fall: "Brokeback Mountain II: Ride 'em Comrade!".

Giving new meaning to the word "dictator."

Hugo Chavez: Sybian repairman.

Hugo looks way too pleased holding that thing!...

"For you, Excellency. A gift from your supporters in Miami..."

No matter how positive a spin they tried to put on it, they both knew the communist knockoff light saber was a piece of crap.

"It's great to finally get that thing out of there, but the doctor's tell me it may take several more operations before they are finally able to retrieve Lemmywinks."

♫ I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis. ♫

♫ Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!! ♫

HUGO: "Geez, Fidel! No wonder your intestines were bleeding!"

"Well, I just measured it. It's this long. Wow. I'm proud to be his brother."

Mr. Right...

"From one asshole to another, I brought you a double header dildo."

"Rock on Garth."
"Rock on Wayne."
"Excellent, Excellent."