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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 66

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Once again, there is no actual caption for this photo . . . but man, it sure screams for one! From a series of photos entitled Unforgettable afternoon between brothers, published by Granma.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 22. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. Ironman:

Star Wars fans were thrilled today as dazzling computer generated scenes from the upcoming sequel "Attack of the Cloning Tool" were released to the Reuters news agency....

2. Sgt. Fluffy:

(Reuters)Israeli Air force jets once again attacked Lebanon using Microsoft Flight Simulator 2005. After IDF programmers added more buildings and a darker hue to the hue to the Lebanon.mod file the devastation was horrific.

3. Chris:
The international community condemned recent Israeli actions which are clearly contributing to global climate change. We offer this proof of the Zionist plot to control the weather. It may be fake, but it's accurate. Really, we mean it. Come on, you can trust us.

Honorable Mention #1 Rob B.

While the "hide behind civilians and Iranian assistence feature add to the experience of this new "Grand Theft Auto: Hezbollah Hammering" the repetitive backgrounds and poor smoke object rendering really distract from the game play.

Honorable Mention #2 Buckley F. Williams:
Jack Bauer wuz here.

Honorable Mention #3 Charles Austin
Hizbollah wishes to remind everyone of the dangers of second-hand smoke; and third-hand smoke; and fourth-hand smoke; and fifth-hand smoke; and sixth-hand smoke; and seventh-hand smoke...

If we don't caption, the terrorists win. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 16 August 2006 09:37 AM


Val Prieto is doing this one too. We can compare and contrast!

My entry:

"Hugo Chavez poses for tourist pictures with Madame Tussaud's newest exhibit."

Posted by: Ken S at August 16, 2006 10:17 AM

After Fidel Castro's colon sugery they hold up the evidence that Fidel really did have something up his @$$! AND, Rueters did not use any fancy photo shop remedies... WOW!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 16, 2006 10:39 AM

Hugo Chavez smiling at the thought of his good buddy Fidel will recieve such a big suppository! Hmmmm, Castro doesn't look so happy???

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 16, 2006 10:45 AM

Much more than just brothers after sharing the AFTERMOON, I mean NOON together!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 16, 2006 10:50 AM

Say hello to my leetle friend! Oh yeah, and say hi to Hugo Chavez too...

Posted by: cox at August 16, 2006 11:06 AM

It was only the firm hand of Hugo that allowed an ailing Fidel Castro to maintain his grip on the upright ivory stick of tyrrany.

Posted by: cox at August 16, 2006 11:10 AM

Fidel: "I pulled a 'Clinton' and used this cigar on Helen Thomas, now I don't dare smoke it, here you have it."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 16, 2006 11:45 AM

"Now you know what happens if you don't seek immediate medical attention after 4 hours."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 16, 2006 11:46 AM

Fidel Castro passes the baton off to Hugo Chavez...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 16, 2006 12:56 PM

Hugo chuckles as he shows that Fidel was roughly two quarts low.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 16, 2006 01:06 PM

Castro to Hugo: "Now it's detachable, but you cannot keep it...Let go!...Let Go!"

Posted by: Counter Trey at August 16, 2006 01:34 PM

"See, he feels better now!"
Celebrating their special bond, Chavez and Castro ate grilled corn for "Red shirted Despotic Ruler" Day.

Posted by: Rob B. at August 16, 2006 03:30 PM

Proof the Hugo and Fidel are actually evil aliens out to probe everyone.

Posted by: sgtfluffy at August 16, 2006 03:54 PM

"If you want to rule properly you must shove this stick up your ass, comrade."

Posted by: Sedosi at August 16, 2006 04:44 PM

Hugo and Chavez playfully wrestle over who will be beaten first by the 'ugly stick.'

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 16, 2006 05:23 PM

The two men were all smiles while demonstrating the defective sex toy. Doctors said Mr. Castro was lucky to escape with only minor intestinal bleeding. The CIA has denied any involvement in this latest attempt on the Cuban strongman's life.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Rabbi Judah at August 16, 2006 06:18 PM

Coming this Fall: "Brokeback Mountain II: Ride 'em Comrade!".

Posted by: Jim Rose at August 16, 2006 08:29 PM

Giving new meaning to the word "dictator."

Posted by: Bob at August 17, 2006 08:10 AM

Hugo Chavez: Sybian repairman.

Posted by: Val Prieto at August 17, 2006 08:20 AM

Hugo looks way too pleased holding that thing!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 17, 2006 11:33 AM

"For you, Excellency. A gift from your supporters in Miami..."

Posted by: Adjustah at August 18, 2006 08:22 AM

No matter how positive a spin they tried to put on it, they both knew the communist knockoff light saber was a piece of crap.

Posted by: Julie at August 18, 2006 04:35 PM

"It's great to finally get that thing out of there, but the doctor's tell me it may take several more operations before they are finally able to retrieve Lemmywinks."

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 19, 2006 12:06 PM

♫ I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis. ♫

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 19, 2006 12:07 PM

♫ Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!! ♫

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 19, 2006 12:07 PM

HUGO: "Geez, Fidel! No wonder your intestines were bleeding!"

Posted by: Mr. Right at August 19, 2006 12:09 PM

"Well, I just measured it. It's this long. Wow. I'm proud to be his brother."

Posted by: Chris at August 19, 2006 02:22 PM

Mr. Right...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 19, 2006 10:00 PM

"From one asshole to another, I brought you a double header dildo."

Posted by: Terry O'Donnell at August 21, 2006 03:41 PM

"Rock on Garth."
"Rock on Wayne."
"Excellent, Excellent."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 23, 2006 06:18 AM