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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 67

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
People enjoy mud therapy at a nursing home in Anshan, east China's Liaoning province August 21, 2006. The mineral mud is believed to be able to alleviate pain from rheumatoid arthritis, sequela of traumatisms and peripheral nervous system diseases. Picture taken August 21, 2006.

I don't know about you, but I don't trust these Reuters captions! Tell us what you think it should really say.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 29. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Julie:

No matter how positive a spin they tried to put on it, they both knew the communist knockoff light saber was a piece of crap.

2. Hoodlumman:

Hugo chuckles as he shows that Fidel was roughly two quarts low.

3. Jim Rose:
Coming this Fall: "Brokeback Mountain II: Ride 'em Comrade!".

Honorable Mention #1 Adjustah:

For you, Excellency. A gift from your supporters in Miami...

Honorable Mention #2 Rodney Dill:
Now you know what happens if you don't seek immediate medical attention after 4 hours.

Honorable Mention #3 Mr. Right:
HUGO: "Geez, Fidel! No wonder your intestines were bleeding!"

Captioning may well be the most important thing you do all day. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 23 August 2006 01:42 PM


Okay. Tell your God to get you out of this one!

Posted by: Rosemary at August 23, 2006 01:54 PM

Emelba, Gorbie, North Korean, and China heads meet for a political mudslinging with Bush...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at August 23, 2006 02:23 PM

This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Ollie....

Posted by: sgtFluffy at August 23, 2006 02:55 PM

The Chinese government unveild its plans today to use some of its elderly population to help fill potholes.

Posted by: sgtFluffy at August 23, 2006 02:57 PM

The road to hell is not paved with relaxed men.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 23, 2006 03:10 PM

Knowing the viscosity of the mud, Thao was fairly sure his bubbles would never make it to the surface.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 23, 2006 03:13 PM

Duck, Duck, Duck.....Goose!!!!!

Posted by: Sedosi at August 23, 2006 03:20 PM

"Additional victims of Israeli aggression are shown in this photo, thoughtfully provided by Hezbollah."

"Chinese alleviate pain from sequela of traumatisms caused by tequila."

"Ancient Chinese secret?"

"Water pollution in China has reached epidemic levels. The five men pitcured here were trapped when the lake they were swimming in suddenly solidified around them..."

Posted by: Big D at August 23, 2006 04:30 PM

A recipe from the Idi Amin cookbook.

Posted by: Jim Rose at August 23, 2006 08:38 PM

Adnan Hajj produces more pictures of the Lebanese holocaust

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 23, 2006 08:50 PM

Tired of accusations of putting their collective heads in the sand, members of the United Nations Security Council show that burrowing in mud can also keep them from having to face Iran's Nuclear ambitions.

Posted by: Mr Michael at August 23, 2006 11:51 PM

In an attempt to add credibility to his conduct in the Vietnam Senate Hearings, John Kerry hires Hezbollah's PR Firm to produce evidence of the alleged atrocities.

Posted by: Justin B. at August 24, 2006 10:11 AM

"Is that...no...wait... I think there might be a worm in my shorts..."

Posted by: Rob B. at August 24, 2006 10:49 AM

Chinese tourists visiting a seaside resort just south of Beirut were asked by a man wearing a green helmet to pose for a local al Reuters photographer.

Posted by: Bat One at August 24, 2006 03:19 PM

Democrats launch a dig up the vote drive.

Posted by: McCain at August 26, 2006 01:22 AM

The folks in Boston stoically took the news in stride that even more repairs would be needed to the Big Dig tunnel system.

Posted by: DaveD at August 26, 2006 10:33 AM

As Short Round slowly accepted the reality that he would soon die in the Poison Pits of Liaoning, he found some degree of comfort in the memories of his wondrous childhood adventures with the legendary Indiana Jones.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at August 26, 2006 04:14 PM

Mud baths are rather difficult during the dry season

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 29, 2006 07:44 AM

"This Will Be The Last Time We Complain About Pot Holes."

Posted by: radio free fred at August 29, 2006 05:51 PM