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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 68

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
Pakistan's Captain Inzamam-ul-Haq adjusts his padding as he bats against England during their Twenty20 international cricket match at the county ground in Bristol, south-west England, August 28, 2006.

Oh sure, that's what they want you to think is going on here. Please help us write a proper caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 5. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

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Winners from last week: 1. Hoodlumman

The road to hell is not paved with relaxed men.
2. Sedosi:

Duck, Duck, Duck.....Goose!!!!!

3. Jim Rose:
A recipe from the Idi Amin cookbook.

Honorable Mention #1 Rodney Dill:

Adnan Hajj produces more pictures of the Lebanese holocaust

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"This Will Be The Last Time We Complain About Pot Holes."

Honorable Mention #3 Sgt. Fluffy:
This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Ollie....

Captioning is the cure for what ails. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 30 August 2006 11:44 AM


Sticky Wicket

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 30, 2006 12:26 PM

Now that Edgar was batter he would be the one to try the 'Whack-A-Mole' ploy on the new bowler.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 30, 2006 12:28 PM

Unfortuatly Inzamam realized too late that Pepsi makes you pee acid.

Posted by: ikkonoishi at August 30, 2006 12:57 PM

"Head's up"

Posted by: Sedosi at August 30, 2006 01:36 PM

On Micheal Jackson's new Pepsi commercial he was sure to wear protective head gear when they fired the pyrotechnics, however, he forgot his "other" protective gear and recieved another hair related burn.

Posted by: Rob B. at August 30, 2006 02:03 PM

Pakistan's Captain Inzamam-ul-Haq finds himself, unexpectedly but not unappreciatively, in a bit of what the Brits call a "sticky wicket."

Posted by: John at August 30, 2006 03:09 PM

Inzamam gives the sign for a couple of balls

Posted by: DaveD at August 30, 2006 04:25 PM

You're right--I can feel them shrinking.

Posted by: WC Green at August 30, 2006 05:12 PM

Unfortunately...the Pepsi "Sprts Cup" never caught on....

Posted by: SgtFluffy at August 30, 2006 08:29 PM

In another example of American Sports influencing the world, Izamam ul-Huq shows off his version of the End Zone dance: The Stick and Sack Stomp.

Posted by: cox at August 31, 2006 08:45 AM

The Red Sox lose again.

Posted by: McCain at September 1, 2006 11:46 AM

"I'm bringin' sexy back!"

Posted by: Julie at September 1, 2006 08:22 PM

"I Will Never Wash My Lucky Jock."

Posted by: radio free fred at September 2, 2006 09:22 AM

There is no room for touchdown victory dances in cricket...

Posted by: Adjustah at September 3, 2006 06:19 AM

I guess, a guy has got to do, what he has to do????? BUT, is it Reeeeally necessary?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 3, 2006 09:35 AM

Inzamam Learned Cricket From Scratch..

Posted by: radio free fred at September 3, 2006 09:39 AM

Pakistani Captain is quite fond of himself... He is also fondling himself.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 3, 2006 09:43 AM

Checking his Pak-age.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 3, 2006 03:47 PM

dahhh dahh dah dumh
dah dumh
dah dumh
Can't touch this

Posted by: Onus at September 3, 2006 07:16 PM

I'm too sexy for my cup.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 4, 2006 11:34 AM

If we want crotch scratchin' we'll watch baseball.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 4, 2006 11:35 AM

And it's Inzamam about to take strike with one ball left

Posted by: Rusty at September 5, 2006 06:46 PM