Buy WILLisms

XML Feed

Featured Entries

The Babe Theory Of Political Movements.
Mar. 21, 2005 11:50 AM

Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM

Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM

Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM

Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM

Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM

Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM

The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM

From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM

Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM

Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM

Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM

Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM

Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM



Blogroll Me!



July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004

Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008

Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008

The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006

Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008

Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007

Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006

A WILLisms.com(ic), by Ken McCracken
July 14, 2006


Powered by Movable Type 3.17
Site Design by Sekimori

WILLisms.com June 2008 Book of the Month (certified classy):

The WILLisms.com Gift Shop: Support This Site


This Week's Carnival of Revolutions: carnivalbutton.gif

Carnival Home Base: homebase.gif


« Plamegate Ship Of Fools | WILLisms.com | The Black Page »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 69

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Here is the actual caption:
White House political advisor Karl Rove (R) gestures while talking to reporters during a presidential visit to a maritime training institute in Piney Point, Maryland September 4, 2006.

Somehow, I don't think this gives us the full explanation of what is going on here - I know you guys can 'improve' this caption!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 12. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Cowboy Blob:

Checking his Pak-age.

2. : Charles Austin:

They accuse us of cheating, but I’ll show you our balls have not been tampered with!

3. Rodney Dill:
Now that Edgar was batter he would be the one to try the 'Whack-A-Mole' ploy on the new bowler.

Honorable Mention #1 RadioFreeFred:

Inzamam Learned Cricket From Scratch . . .

Honorable Mention #2 ZsaZsa:
Pakistani Captain is quite fond of himself... He is also fondling himself.

Honorable Mention #3 Sgt.Fluffy:

Unfortunately...the Pepsi "Sports Cup" never caught on....

Captioning seperates the men from the boys. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 6 September 2006 04:53 AM


"We will bury you!"

Posted by: DaveD at September 6, 2006 06:45 AM

"I don't know why they call me Scooter, I'm really more of a stabber..."

Posted by: cox at September 6, 2006 08:16 AM

"C'mon ride that train... and ride it. WHOO! WHOOOO!"

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 6, 2006 10:34 AM

"Power to the powerful people!"

Posted by: McCain at September 6, 2006 11:48 AM

Que music from movie Psyco:

"So Joe Wilson(D) held the knife up like this and stabbed over and over into my back but when I woke up from the dream it was David Corn's head on Armitage's body... weird huh?"

Posted by: DANEgerus at September 6, 2006 03:20 PM

Then I Popped ole Joe in the head with my ring just like that Dutch Dooley would have.

Posted by: sgtFluffy at September 6, 2006 04:20 PM

"And then they played Freebird! AWESOME!"

Posted by: meep at September 6, 2006 05:11 PM

DANEgurus beat me to the Psycho reference.

Posted by: Ken S at September 6, 2006 07:38 PM

Thank you Jenny Craig!

Posted by: John in IL at September 6, 2006 09:05 PM

Karl Rove gives the Black Power sign. We are the party of Lincoln!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 7, 2006 04:29 PM

Now, if you say "Republicans are the greatest", I'll give you this treat - nope, not yet! Say, it. SAY IT! Come on, now.

Posted by: N.B. Goldstein at September 7, 2006 06:03 PM

YOU ARE OUT...! Rove, calls an OUT to a MSM reporter. Good call.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 7, 2006 07:58 PM

Oooh! Oooh! Tractor trailer trucks! C'mon, everybody!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 7, 2006 08:40 PM

You missed, Grasshopper! Snatch the pebble from my hand tomorrow, or AGAIN you must mop the trail of slime left by Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 7, 2006 09:58 PM

"I No Longer Fear The Long Armitage Of The Law."

Posted by: radio free fred at September 8, 2006 08:09 AM

"Rock!" Rove exclaimed before being informed that Rochambeau was a two person game.

Posted by: Jody at September 8, 2006 10:23 AM

Karl Rove is angry that Reform Thursday at WILLisms.com was not on this week. Jason? Will? Ken? Musn't make Karl Rove mad...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 8, 2006 05:14 PM

"... and then Armitage says, 'Niagara Falls...' Slowly I turned..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 8, 2006 08:24 PM

Karl: "Hey Look! there goes Arsenio Hall."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 8, 2006 08:25 PM

Karl Rove gives a demonstration of "bare knuckle politics" to an unsuspecting journalist.

Posted by: Crashman at September 9, 2006 07:50 AM

Rove toned down his feelings regarding the Democratic opposition by not actually wearing the tie.

Posted by: DaveD at September 9, 2006 10:53 AM

"Stone beats scissors! Hehe, I'm so evil..... "

Posted by: McCain at September 9, 2006 02:50 PM

Uh? Justin? Sorry about that! The guy who is building our pool is named Jason. I must have Jason on the brain or something???? Bad Zsa Zsa! I hope you will forgive my blunder? I am a blunder, dunderhead!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 9, 2006 07:55 PM

Rove, seen here Wednesday morning, when asked for his opinion of last night's returns.

Posted by: Brad at September 10, 2006 11:29 AM

"We'll beat the Democrats like rock beats scissors."

Posted by: Julie at September 11, 2006 01:56 PM