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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 70

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
A combo picture shows the faces of competitors lifting a 83.5 kg heavy stone during the stone throwing event at the Unspunnunen festival in Interlaken.

I think Reuters changed this caption to protect the innocent. Give us the real story.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 19. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. RadioFreeFred:

I No Longer Fear The Long Armitage Of The Law.

2. : N.B. Goldstein:

Now, if you say "Republicans are the greatest", I'll give you this treat - nope, not yet! Say, it. SAY IT! Come on, now.

3. Cowboy Blob:
You missed, Grasshopper! Snatch the pebble from my hand tomorrow, or AGAIN you must mop the trail of slime left by Helen Thomas.

Honorable Mention #1 Julie:

We'll beat the Democrats like rock beats scissors.

Honorable Mention #2 Sgt. Fluffy:
Then I Popped ole Joe in the head with my ring just like that Dutch Dooley would have.

Honorable Mention #3 ZsaZsa:

Karl Rove gives the Black Power sign. We are the party of Lincoln!...

Captioning tastes great, and is less filling! Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 13 September 2006 12:35 PM


Finalists in the Howard Dean Scream Competition

Posted by: McCain at September 13, 2006 01:07 PM

Hollywood holds try outs for the role of "Harry" in the remake of "Dumb and Dumber."

Posted by: John at September 13, 2006 01:19 PM

The many faces of Moonbat

Posted by: sgtFluffy at September 13, 2006 01:51 PM

The challengers of the Democratic party fund raiser. "WHO CAN EAT THE MOST JALAPENOS"? Paris Hilton commented, That's hot! When asked, Have you registered to vote? She replied, I'm not sure, that's sexy!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 13, 2006 03:00 PM

The challengers, the day after the Democratic fund raiser...That's hot!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 13, 2006 03:39 PM

Six reasons not to look at the Helen Thomas directly in the eye.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 13, 2006 06:17 PM

The obvious one:

"The many faces of Exlax."


"In an attempt to test the waters of responsiveness, Hillary Clinton's campaign manager plays a recording of her laugh to six different people on the street."

Posted by: N.B. Goldstein at September 13, 2006 06:51 PM

OK, so maybe males giving birth to children is not such a good idea.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 14, 2006 06:19 AM

Pallbearers at Michael Moore's funeral.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 14, 2006 06:20 AM

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 14, 2006 06:22 AM

This is the face of Kos readers when asked to provide an original thought...

Posted by: cox at September 14, 2006 08:13 AM

The finalists in the Armitage look-a-like contest grimace upon learning the prize is a dinner date with the Plames.

Posted by: DANEgerus at September 14, 2006 09:12 AM

Reactions were mixed to the new Ben & Jerry's flavor: "Whitney & Bobby Split"

Posted by: Adjustah at September 14, 2006 02:30 PM

Restroom camera reveals surprising variety of drug-smuggling mules!

Posted by: Steve at September 14, 2006 03:57 PM

So where's the d**n porta potty?

Posted by: Kenny at September 14, 2006 04:03 PM

These gentlemen found out what was in the stew at Cindy Sheehan's camp out last night! Uh Oh!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 14, 2006 04:05 PM

Kevin Bacon was "unavailable for comment" when these six degrees were discovered.

Posted by: John in IL at September 14, 2006 10:22 PM

When told, John Edwards would be running for President, this was the reaction...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 15, 2006 11:08 AM

The Expression For Lifting a Stone Or Passing A Stone Is Identical.

Posted by: radio free fred at September 15, 2006 04:38 PM

Zipper Burn Hurts!!!!

Posted by: radio free fred at September 15, 2006 04:39 PM

By the time day 12 had arrived in the "Cinch It Shut" contest, some of hte guys were struggling really hard to keep in the race.

Posted by: GOP and College at September 15, 2006 05:13 PM

One of these men are not like the others???

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 15, 2006 07:04 PM

The many faces of All Bran Cereal.

Posted by: Adjustah at September 16, 2006 06:11 AM

whites: the "master race"?

Posted by: lester at September 16, 2006 09:32 AM

So how many guessed correctly what Rove was doing with his fist?

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 18, 2006 12:07 PM

Rrrrr... Rrrrr... Rrrrr...
Rrrrr... Rrrrr... Rrrrr...

(International Talk Like A Pirate Day, practice)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 19, 2006 07:33 AM

Yaaaaaarrrrg! These pirates have obviously been pulling a cork or two...hopefully, they won't have to walk the plank too soon???

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 19, 2006 12:49 PM