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« The White Man's Burden, Part III: You Go To War With The Geopolitical Reality You Have, Not The One You Want | WILLisms.com | The White Man's Burden, Part IV: The Path To Victory »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 71

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

canyouhearmenow.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
A female Walrus 'Pico' 11-year-old, uses her mock Mobile phone during a sea animal show at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium-amusement park complex in Yokohama, southwest of Tokyo, Sunday, Sept. 17, 2006.

What a cutie! I am quite sure that caption is not the whole story, however . . .

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 26. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

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Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill: (Rrrrr!)

Pallbearers at Michael Moore's funeral.

2. RadioFreeFred:

The Expression For Lifting a Stone Or Passing A Stone Is Identical.

3. DANEgerus:
The finalists in the Armitage look-a-like contest grimace upon learning the prize is a dinner date with the Plames.

Honorable Mention #1 Hoodlumman:

Six reasons not to look at the Helen Thomas directly in the eye.

Honorable Mention #2 John:
Hollywood holds try outs for the role of "Harry" in the remake of "Dumb and Dumber."

Honorable Mention #3 ZsaZsa:

The challengers of the Democratic party fund raiser. "WHO CAN EAT THE MOST JALAPENOS"? Paris Hilton commented, That's hot! When asked, Have you registered to vote? She replied, I'm not sure, that's sexy!

Got captioning? Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 20 September 2006 08:32 AM

Comments

"goo goo gajoob"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 20, 2006 08:51 AM

Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

Posted by: cox at September 20, 2006 09:34 AM

"George, Ms. Sheehan is trying to get through again."

Posted by: McCain at September 20, 2006 10:53 AM

Koo Koo kachoo! ...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 20, 2006 11:23 AM

Waldo Conkrite comes out of retirment.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 20, 2006 11:30 AM

10-4 there good buddy, catch ya on the fipper side

Posted by: sgtFluffy at September 20, 2006 11:40 AM

Waldo Conkrite alerts the authorities of poachers! Tusk, tusk...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 20, 2006 11:45 AM

Pico reviews the onside kick in the Oklahoma-Oregon game.

Posted by: Brandon at September 20, 2006 01:09 PM

"Shut up and listen Ringo. I really am the Walrus."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 20, 2006 01:29 PM

"I'd like 3 - 16" raw herring pizza's please..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 20, 2006 01:31 PM

Wilfred Brimley gets a call for a new commercial...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 20, 2006 01:52 PM

"Hello, Ms. Mapes? I have some memos regarding Bush's TANG service that may interest you."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 20, 2006 01:54 PM

"Can you hear me now? Good."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 20, 2006 01:54 PM

"So, Shamu... tell me what it's like on the outside."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 20, 2006 01:56 PM

"Well, dammit, if he doesn't apologize, I'm gonna break out of my cage and burn something! I can't tolerate this insult!... All right... Salaam alaikum."

Posted by: John at September 20, 2006 02:16 PM

"...little guy says, 'I'll be careful,' and Doc is like, 'You'll be DEAD!' Then out of nowhere this old dude comes and chops off my freakin' arm with a lightsaber! No, we're not going back there anytime soon."

Posted by: John at September 20, 2006 02:29 PM

Somewhere along the line, Ahmadinejad's goal for elite Iranian special forces similar to the United States Navy Seals was misunderstood by his subordinates.

Posted by: DaveD at September 20, 2006 02:55 PM

Labor unions turn up the heat on Al Gore for outsourcing jobs from the 'Global Warming Hotline'.

Posted by: John in IL at September 20, 2006 09:37 PM

"Woody?" " This Is Wally, How Old Was That Fruit Cake?"

Posted by: radio free fred at September 21, 2006 08:48 AM

1) It's A TRAP!!!

2) Democrats are making phone calls to recruit new voters.

Posted by: GOP and College at September 21, 2006 10:11 AM

"1) It's A TRAP!!!"

I think we have a winner.

Posted by: Brandon at September 21, 2006 03:54 PM

Who knew they had video of the Lewinsky-Tripp phone conversation?

Posted by: sentinel at September 21, 2006 03:58 PM

"I'm sorry I can't talk right now, them "Qu-eyker Oots" have aggravated my "dia-bee-tis"...

Posted by: Adjustah at September 21, 2006 05:26 PM

"John Bolton speaking, Mr. President..."

Posted by: Adjustah at September 22, 2006 12:32 PM

Thank you for calling T-Mobile. Please pay attention to the following options. If you are trying to contact Customer Service, say 'Yes'

"Ooort"

I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. Did you say 'Pay your Bill?'

"Ooort"

Okay, 'Pay your Bill'. Please hold...

Posted by: Mr. Michael at September 22, 2006 01:17 PM

Um...yes. You heard me correctly. I don't want you to FIX any leak. I want you to help me flood the basement. And never mind my voice - I'm fine.

Posted by: N.B. Goldstein at September 23, 2006 12:40 PM

Who's REALLY on the other end of 1-900 numbers.

Posted by: N.B. Goldstein at September 23, 2006 12:42 PM

"Wiiiiiith ... A HERRING!!"

Posted by: Kent G. Budge at September 23, 2006 02:13 PM

Oh my! Chavez smelled sulpher at the pulpit! Quick, get the Ozone lawyers behind him. This global warming thing is getting hot!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 25, 2006 02:26 PM

casinogames casinogames

Posted by: casinogames at September 25, 2006 06:09 PM

"What Hump?"

Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 25, 2006 09:42 PM

"Dr. Zoidberg?
Mmm, Hmm it's Pico.
Busy tonight?"

Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 25, 2006 09:49 PM

"Hi, number M-5473? I'm answering your personal ad for a young gal with red hair who loves sunning at the nude beach..."

Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 25, 2006 10:04 PM

"Are you SURE?"
"Yes ,Pico, I know I told you to replace those disposable contacts every 3 weeks, NOT every 3 years."

Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 25, 2006 10:08 PM

casinogames casinogames

WORST. CAPTION. EVER.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 26, 2006 04:13 PM

Oops, sorry about that Hoodlumman.

Posted by: Ken McCracken at September 27, 2006 12:20 PM