The Babe Theory Of Political Movements.
Mar. 21, 2005 11:50 AM
Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM
Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM
Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM
Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM
Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM
Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM
Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM
Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008
Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007
Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 72
This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
A demonstrator dressed as a "penguin" lies on a road as riot police officers stand guard outside Chile's Ministry of Education during a strike, at which Chilean teachers demanded higher wages, in Santiago, September 26, 2006. Chilean students are traditionally known as "penguins".
A likely excuse. Come on, give us the real story.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 3rd. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at email@example.com.
Hi, number M-5473? I'm answering your personal ad for a young gal with red hair who loves sunning at the nude beach...2. N.B. Goldstein:
Um...yes. You heard me correctly. I don't want you to FIX any leak. I want you to help me flood the basement. And never mind my voice - I'm fine.3. Hoodlumman:
So, Shamu... tell me what it's like on the outside.Honorable Mention #1 Sentinel:
Honorable Mention #2 Rodney Dill:
Shut up and listen Ringo. I really am the Walrus.
Honorable Mention #3 ZsaZsa:
Waldo Conkrite alerts the authorities of poachers! Tusk, tusk...
Captioning - the pause that refreshes. Enter today!
Posted by Ken McCracken · 27 September 2006 12:37 PM
Linux is dead! Long live Linux!
Posted by: Robb Allen at September 27, 2006 12:43 PM
Batman and the commissioner think they finnally got the Penguin??? We shall see!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 27, 2006 12:54 PM
The Antarctic fish riots were brutally suppressed, leaving several dead and many injured...
Posted by: cox at September 27, 2006 01:08 PM
Though at great risk to life and limb, the Flying Nun was finally brought down.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 27, 2006 01:35 PM
"So Dirty Harry, you took him down with one shot of your 357."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 27, 2006 01:38 PM
"What's Black and White and bled all over."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 27, 2006 01:41 PM
Find a penguin. Pick it up. AND, all day you'll have good luck!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 27, 2006 02:47 PM
Posted by: DaveD at September 27, 2006 05:00 PM
Screencap from yet another spinoff series, CSI: Delphia.
Posted by: DaveD at September 27, 2006 05:04 PM
Obal aaaaaaarrrrrrming is killin the aaaaarrrrrrr aaaarrrrrrrctic penguin! The birrrrrrd flue is a threat faaaarrrrrr the road kill clean up dudes...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 27, 2006 06:48 PM
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 27, 2006 08:06 PM
With his death, cartoon fans around the world were shocked to learn that the affable Chilly Willy was, in fact, the South American communist revolutionary leader known as Chile Willly.
Posted by: John in IL at September 27, 2006 09:07 PM
No one said it, but everyone just knew Microsoft was somehow behind it all...
Posted by: sgtfluffy at September 27, 2006 09:45 PM
Forget it, Linus. It's Chinatown.
Posted by: cuiusquemodi at September 28, 2006 12:56 AM
"No WAR for TUXEDOS!"
Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 28, 2006 10:17 AM
"We get it Smith, you want out of the Army. Now get the hell up!"
Posted by: Adjustah at September 28, 2006 04:00 PM
Jones knew that the sniper had singled him out because he was wearing the new arctic camouflage...
Posted by: Adjustah at September 28, 2006 08:45 PM
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 29, 2006 10:35 AM
My husband doesn't understand me! My children won't mind! I have a headache and my feelings are hurt that you are using those shields to surround me!...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at September 29, 2006 10:46 AM
'Sorry, fellas, this is just
Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 30, 2006 12:31 AM
That cloud looks like a fish. That cloud looks like an iceburg, that one looks like another fish. There's another fish , a bigger fish, an iceburg.
Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 30, 2006 12:36 AM
Sergeant: "SOUND OFF YOU MAGGOTS!
Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 30, 2006 12:45 AM
Kemosabe, from the sound of the paws pounding the trail, the dogsled went that-a-way
Posted by: Terry_Jim at September 30, 2006 12:52 AM
DRUDGEBREAKING: Chile Willy can't stand the heat.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at September 30, 2006 08:41 AM
Upon reflection, the protesters' realized the march against Microsoft could have gone better...
Posted by: DANEgerus at October 2, 2006 10:32 AM
Jerry Lewis Passes Out While Vacationing In Chile
Posted by: radio free fred at October 3, 2006 10:02 PM
Washington D.C. Police Enforce No Fly Zone
Posted by: radio free fred at October 3, 2006 10:05 PM