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This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
U.S. President George W. Bush gestures with a shovel as he speaks to the press at a tree-planting ceremony on the North Lawn of the White House in Washington, October 2, 2006. The first couple planted an Jefferson Elm tree to replace the 140-year-old American Elm that was destroyed in a heavy storm in June.
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Posted by Ken McCracken · 4 October 2006 08:38 AM
As a matter of fact, Wolf, I do know the answer: You can't shovel 'shinola'! So there!
Posted by: Adjustah at October 4, 2006 09:04 AM
"I think I showed that penguin who's the boss 'round here."
Posted by: cirby at October 4, 2006 09:31 AM
GWB tells the press he is so tired of all the BS in Washington DC that he has decided to start shoveling it!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2006 09:54 AM
"Hey, we found Charlie Trie!"
Posted by: TigerHawk at October 4, 2006 09:57 AM
Ya'll keep bad mouthing me and I am gonna shove this shovel down your throats!
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2006 12:52 PM
Posted by: sgtFluffy at October 4, 2006 02:11 PM
You think this is funny, you oughta see my Hoe...
Posted by: sgtFluffy at October 4, 2006 02:12 PM
Rumors flew, after Cindy Sheehan went missing one day without being in the news! Especially when the President was found digging in the rose garden...
Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 4, 2006 05:08 PM
"I'm Here To Bury Bob Woodward's Book."
Posted by: radio free fred at October 5, 2006 08:32 AM
"Abramoff Sent Me A Treasure Map."
Posted by: radio free fred at October 5, 2006 08:37 AM
"I've Got Two Years To Dig Myself Out Of The Hole I'm In."
Posted by: radio free fred at October 5, 2006 08:40 AM
Having just finished digging a symbolic grave for "Speaker Pelosi", President Bush gestures toward Senator Harry Reid, saying "You're next."
Posted by: Chris at October 5, 2006 10:40 AM
Rendition? Yeeeaah... as far as you know.
Posted by: DANEgerus at October 5, 2006 06:20 PM
"What do I think about the November elections, I'm gonna do my Gilbert Brown impression on the opposition."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 5, 2006 08:59 PM
sgtFluffy took mine (that means it was good!).
How about: President Bush out-of-touch gardening at the White House.
Posted by: mrsizer at October 5, 2006 10:32 PM
Dang, guys. Help me get this thing off my hand. Looks like Cheney got hold of the superglue again! Very funny, Dick. Ha, ha - better check your shotgun next time you use it, that's all I'm gonna say.
Posted by: N.B. Goldstein at October 6, 2006 06:31 PM
"No problem Hastert, just don't forget to return it. We never know when we're really gonna need it here."
Posted by: DaveD at October 7, 2006 11:11 AM
"Laura just asked me to put manure on her strawberries... usually I prefer cream and sugar on mine."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 8, 2006 11:51 AM
Hey Guys...could you return this to Pelosi ?
She left it here after her last press conference.
Be careful not to get any of that stuff on ya!
Posted by: Chuckster at October 9, 2006 08:15 AM
I have reliable sources, that this is the shovel that Saddam buried the WMD's with that we can't find.
Posted by: elliot at October 9, 2006 06:35 PM
"... And once I've finished digging the escape route from the White House, I can announce there will be no opposing candidates for the next election."
Posted by: Simeon at October 12, 2006 08:34 PM
"That should teach Michael Moore for badmouthing me on his new subway ad"
Posted by: Simeon at October 12, 2006 08:39 PM
"And as a sign of peace with the RSPCA, me and my dogs will urinate on this tree every morning, and yes, Clinton, you are welcome to join me.
Posted by: Simeon at October 12, 2006 08:48 PM
"I will be staying in this bomb shelter for the next few days to promote my "Goodbye America" campaign. And Osama, I told you I'd be able to pay you by thursday, why won't you just wait til then?"
Posted by: Simeon at October 12, 2006 09:08 PM
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Posted by: karel at October 18, 2006 05:40 PM