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« McCain Talks Tough On North Korea | WILLisms.com | America Is The Answer, Not The Problem »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 74

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

lil'kim.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
South Koreans watch a television broadcasting North Korea's nuclear test, at a railway station in Seoul. US President George W. Bush pushed for new international sanctions on North Korea over its nuclear test and warned Pyongyang against giving atomic know-how to nations like Syria or Iran.

Okay Reuters, you guys are FIRED! At least for this week. However, I am not sure AFP got their caption correct, either . . . do us a solid and tells us what it should say.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 17. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

bushtree.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Ray:

Hey Hugo!, Let me comb your hair!
2. DANEgerus:

Rendition? Yeeeaah... as far as you know.

3. Rodney Dill:
Laura just asked me to put manure on her strawberries... usually I prefer cream and sugar on mine.
Honorable Mention #1 RadioFreeFred:

Abramoff Sent Me A Treasure Map.

Honorable Mention #2 Sgt.Fluffy:
You think this is funny, you oughta see my Hoe...

Honorable Mention #3 TigerHawk:

Hey, we found Charlie Trie!

Captioning isn't everything, it's the only thing. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 11 October 2006 03:54 AM

Comments

The laugh track always went wild whenever Beloved Leader said Nucrear Proriferation

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 11, 2006 05:06 AM

(Time to dust this one off again. I originally did part of the song for Kim at Aaronscc (actually the predessor to Aaronscc). I updated it for Mahmoud at Mr. Rights, now its updated fully for Kim.)

---
We study nuclear science, We Love glowing masses.
Gotta crazy world Leader, wears thick horned rim glasses
Bomb production's going great, And the missle's flying better.

We're refining it right,
High Plutonium Grade,
Korea's future is so bright,
We'll hafta wear shades.

We've got more uranium waiting, for nuclear testing,
A test explosion here, causes lots of fear
Missile tests are going great, targetting is getting better

With some help from the west alright,
got high yield, Weapon's grade
Thanks to Madeleine Albright,
You'll hafta wear shades

Well Korea still must test, so world be wise,
I'm Kim's nuclear techie, with some x-ray guys,
Terrorizing South Korea's great, the United States is better.

Got South Korea in our sights,
and the North is gonna raid,
Kim Jong-Il's future's so bright,
We gotta wear shades

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 11, 2006 06:30 AM

Even magalomaniac midget can't stop themselves from goofing off in front of the digital camera display at Best Buy...

Posted by: cox at October 11, 2006 08:27 AM

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD. I MUST CONTROL EVERYTHING...!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 11, 2006 09:17 AM

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: DANEgerus at October 11, 2006 09:27 AM

Great Leader Pokemon is a big hit with all the North Korean Kids.

Posted by: sgtFluffy at October 11, 2006 10:44 AM

Hello, Mr Bond. Enjoying your stay?...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 11, 2006 11:37 AM

Go back to Slide Seven...
Honorable Director Yi, We Have Our Bobblehead!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at October 11, 2006 12:06 PM

Popcorn? Popcorn? No Popcorn for You!...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 11, 2006 12:37 PM

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

Posted by: Ken S at October 11, 2006 01:44 PM

Cya imperialists!

Posted by: christian at October 11, 2006 03:38 PM

Who wants to help fill in a big sink hole, raise your hand?

Posted by: Elliot at October 11, 2006 04:15 PM

Anxious to impress his audience in the native tongue, Great Leader greeted the Americans with a hearty "How, Paleface."

Posted by: McCain at October 12, 2006 10:25 AM

1) Kim Jong practicing his "Ms. Universe wave" for the upcoming competition.

2) Look ma! I'm on TV!

Posted by: GOP and College at October 12, 2006 11:22 AM

Man! If I could just get this damn thumb out of my ear.......

Posted by: antimedia at October 12, 2006 11:54 PM

"We Have Nothing To Worry About, My Right Hand Is A Geiger Counter."

Posted by: radio free fred at October 13, 2006 07:43 AM

Word up, South Korea!
High five me, Seoul brothers!

Posted by: Terry_Jim at October 13, 2006 01:22 PM

The misser is raunched!
Buh bye now, Seoul.

Posted by: Terry_Jim at October 13, 2006 01:23 PM

"That marionette of me in
'Team America-Worrd Police'
was most terribry untarented and sooooo unrike me. You wirr risten now to how I wourd sing ever so much better: '...I'm so ronrey and sadry arone...' "

Posted by: Terry_Jim at October 13, 2006 01:31 PM

OOps, I meant to enter:


"That marionette of me in
'Team America-Worrd Porice'
was most terribry untarented and sooooo unrike me. You wirr risten now to how I wourd sing ever so much better: '...I'm so ronrey and sadry arone...' "

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Posted by: Terry_Jim at October 14, 2006 01:36 AM

Ha Ha, I swear it wasn't a real bomb. You all have just been 'Punk'd'

Posted by: elliot at October 14, 2006 09:54 AM

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Hey, Rodney Dill, I stole your poem for a post at RightLinx. Hope you don't mind.

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