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« Iran Puts Brakes On Female Racing Champ | WILLisms.com | Trivia Tidbit Of The Day: Part 357 -- The Underrated American Economy. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 75

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Wushu.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Participants perform during the second World Traditional Wushu Festival in Zhengzhou, central China's Henan province October 17, 2006. 1913 contenders from 66 countries and regions were to compete in four traditional Wushu events during the five-day festival starting on Octorber 14, local media reported.

Sounds innocent enough . . . but I think it's not the complete story. Give us the full caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 24. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

lil'kim.jpg

** Sorry about all the SPAM that showed up in last week's contest - I blame Kim Jong-Il and his regime. I will try to be more diligent in fighting the forces of evil in the future, dear entrants.

Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill:

The laugh track always went wild whenever Beloved Leader said Nucrear Proriferation.
2. DANEgerus:

Reporting for duty!

3. Sgt.Fluffy:
Great Leader Pokemon is a big hit with all the North Korean Kids.
Honorable Mention #1 Zsa Zsa:

Hello, Mr Bond. Enjoying your stay?...

Honorable Mention #2 Terry_Jim:
Word up, South Korea!
High five me, Seoul brothers!

Honorable Mention #3 elliot:

Ha Ha, I swear it wasn't a real bomb. You all have just been 'Punk'd'

Captioning is better than a stick in the eye. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 18 October 2006 01:26 PM

Comments

Re: Caption Contest Part 75

The Chinese National Health Service has announced a new low cost treatment for those men with erections lasting more than four hours as a result of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra treatment. One emergency medical brigade from Zhengzou (pictured) demonstrates the treatment. This procedure is a variant of an ancient Chinese folk remedy.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at October 18, 2006 03:53 PM

From the Wushu festival greeting cards to send to Hillary Clinton, Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, and Howard Dean: Wushu wuz here

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 18, 2006 04:24 PM

Dat's futile attempts to prevent the sharpening of the world's largest pencil became painful.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 18, 2006 04:24 PM

Ming panics as he realized that the test was going to be given on a Scantron form that only took a No. 2000 pencil.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 18, 2006 04:27 PM

...

That's it. I'm spent. It's a funny picture, Will but all I see is a guy getting hit by a massive unsharpened pencil.

Good luck, folks.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 18, 2006 04:28 PM

Are you suffering from common constipation...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 18, 2006 04:57 PM

Training for the position of Caber Toss Catcher was brutal.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 18, 2006 05:00 PM

"OK, OK, I'll get Vonage..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 18, 2006 05:02 PM

China undertook extensive preparations for the arrival of Rodney Dill.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 18, 2006 05:03 PM

Indonesian Heimlich Maneuver..

Posted by: elliot at October 18, 2006 06:12 PM

This is a real life demonstration of what hapens when a North Korean citizen disagrees with Kim Jong IL...

Posted by: zsa zsa at October 18, 2006 07:17 PM

Do not complain about the speck in your neighbor's eye until you have removed the giant pencil from your stomach...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 18, 2006 08:02 PM

A gong shortage in China spells bad luck for Wong.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at October 18, 2006 08:17 PM

Asian fun! ...

Posted by: zsa zsa at October 19, 2006 08:03 AM

Must be election year in China too. Kim Jong's staff polling another voter.

Posted by: elliot at October 19, 2006 10:32 AM

Despite eleven repeated attempts, Phil Chao (pictured at right) finally realizes that he'll never be able to sink the circus tent stake using only his abs. The attempts using his face met a similar fate.

Posted by: N.B. Goldstein at October 19, 2006 04:41 PM

No, use the eraser end!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at October 19, 2006 11:58 PM

The damn chopstick slipped again.

Posted by: McCain at October 20, 2006 02:22 PM

From the newsreel,
These heroic proletariats save steel for the People's Red Army by splitting logs with each other instead of axes and wedges. Carry on, you heros of the revolution!!

Posted by: Terry_Jim at October 22, 2006 12:32 AM

The Chinese give an example of the gut wrenching feeling America will feel if Democrats win teh midterm elections.

Posted by: GOP and College at October 23, 2006 06:44 PM

the*

Posted by: GOP and College at October 23, 2006 06:47 PM

"When Metamucil Just Ain't Enough."

Posted by: radio free fred at October 24, 2006 09:59 AM