WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 76

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 76

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Here is the actual caption:

Actress Miley Cyrus appears back stage with sumo wrestler Manny Yarbrough during MTV's 'Total Request Live' show at the MTV Times Square Studios, Monday, Oct. 23, 2006, in New York.

Clearly there is more going on here than AP is letting on . . . give us the real caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, October 31. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. radio free fred:

When Metamucil Just Ain't Enough.

2. Hoodlumman:

Ming panics as he realized that the test was going to be given on a Scantron form that only took a No. 2000 pencil.

3. Rodney Dill:

Training for the position of Caber Toss Catcher was brutal.

Honorable Mention #1 Zsa Zsa:

A gong shortage in China spells bad luck for Wong.

Honorable Mention #2 elliot:

Must be election year in China too. Kim Jong's staff polling another voter.

Honorable Mention #3 Cowboy Blob:

No, use the eraser end!

Captioning means never having to say you are sorry. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 25 October 2006 12:18 PM

Comments

"I'm Gluttony, one the republicans running for re election." at right is his lunch, marilyn

Posted by: lester at October 25, 2006 01:10 PM

Her Budda doll came to life!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at October 25, 2006 03:34 PM

She will do anything to make her self look thin...

Posted by: zsa zsa at October 25, 2006 03:40 PM

HaHaHa, that pretty funny Miley...Now, GET IN MA BELLY!

Posted by: sgtFluffy at October 25, 2006 04:30 PM

"When actress Miley Cyrus was asked by Sex magazine about her life with Yarbrough, she sighed 'Too bad he is not proportional to his overall size.'"

However, I am disappointed that I didn't rate a mention for my long caption for last week's contest - that the photo depicted a cure for those 4-hour Viagra erections.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at October 25, 2006 04:47 PM

When Billy Ray saw who Miley was dating, he flipped his mullet.

Posted by: elliot at October 25, 2006 05:31 PM

At the plastic surgeons office, Miley contemplating breast implants, showed the doctor
how she 'didn't' want to look.

Posted by: elliot at October 25, 2006 05:38 PM

Hefty,hefty, hefty! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy!

Posted by: zsa zsa at October 25, 2006 08:38 PM

When she told the computer dating service she was wishing for a Tall dark and handsom man this was the result. Be careful what you wish for!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at October 25, 2006 08:44 PM

Manny absolutely loved perky hor'dourves.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at October 25, 2006 09:39 PM

"After they hit me 30-40 time with that pole, I swelled up a bit."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2006 10:32 AM

"I can carry two of these little honeys. One under each man boob."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 26, 2006 10:33 AM

"i'm very fat" "i'm very thin"

"but we both hate litter!"

Posted by: lester at October 26, 2006 05:06 PM

What is it that women see in Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: McCain at October 26, 2006 05:15 PM

"I love a man with real guts."

Posted by: chsw at October 26, 2006 10:48 PM

Guess which one is tons of fun

Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 27, 2006 08:41 AM

Miley: "Who cares about his itty-bitty winky? Check out those fingers!"

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at October 27, 2006 12:20 PM

Miley Cyrus goes the 'Manny Mile' when it comes to handling his requests ...

Posted by: Serr8d at October 27, 2006 08:31 PM

While not absolutely thrilled with the color, Miley was very please with quantity of boob her donor would supply to her breast job.

Posted by: Dane Bramage at October 27, 2006 09:32 PM

The last known photo of Miley Cyrus shortly before her failed attempt to scale Mt. Manny

Posted by: Big D at October 31, 2006 02:35 PM

"Trans Fats Transformed My Life."

Posted by: radio free fred at October 31, 2006 06:17 PM

"I Have Places To Go and People To Eat."

Posted by: radio free fred at October 31, 2006 09:04 PM