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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 77
This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
Actor and martial artist Chuck Norris playfully puts a choke hold on US Marine LCpl. Nathaniel Sapp of Niskayuna, New York, during a visit to Combat Outpost Rawah in Al Anbar Province, western Iraq October 30, 2006. Norris, best known for his role as Walker, Texas Ranger, is on a week-long USO tour to boost morale among US troops in the region.
The U.S. deploys its greatest weapon in Iraq - and this is all Reuters can come up with? Show them what's what, and come up with a real caption.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 7. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Winners from last week:
1. Zsa Zsa:
Hefty, hefty, hefty! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy!2. elliot:
Manny absolutely loved perky hor'dourves.Honorable Mention #1 Sgt. Fluffy:
Honorable Mention #2 Rodney Dill:
I can carry two of these little honeys. One under each man boob.
Honorable Mention #3 McCain:
What is it that women see in Ted Kennedy?
Captioning is one percent inspiration, and 99 percent perspiration. Enter today!
Posted by Ken McCracken · 1 November 2006 08:35 AM
Military Charades*: "Ok let met guess, You're John Kerry."
(*Other than John Kerry's service)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 1, 2006 08:51 AM
What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? Find out when Chuck Norris attempts to kill a United States Marine!
Posted by: Jay Tea at November 1, 2006 09:52 AM
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Posted by: Will Franklin at November 1, 2006 10:18 AM
"Well goooolllly Mr. Norris"
Posted by: Big D at November 1, 2006 11:09 AM
Rule # 12..Chuck Norris does not Play.
Posted by: sgtFluffy at November 1, 2006 03:00 PM
Is Chuck Norris gonna have to choke a b*tch?
Posted by: sgtFluffy at November 1, 2006 03:00 PM
Chuck agreed to put everyone in the unit asleep using the sleeper hold instead of any of them having to watch The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 1, 2006 03:32 PM
LCpl. Sapp was thrilled for his turn to be destroyed by the Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 1, 2006 03:34 PM
Only Chuck Norris has the willpower of Chuck Norris. It's taking every bit of mental strength for Chuck Norris to not actually use Sapp's head as a bowling ball right now.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at November 1, 2006 03:35 PM
Let's say you're Jack Bauer for a second.
Posted by: Brandon at November 1, 2006 04:17 PM
After eating the chow, Chuck showed his appreciation to one of the mess cooks.
Posted by: elliot at November 1, 2006 06:29 PM
"Now let's say you're in a situation where a series of roundhouse kicks are impractical: I would recommend the Norris Noogie™."
Posted by: cox at November 2, 2006 09:03 AM
How much wood could Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck wood?
Posted by: Will Franklin at November 2, 2006 09:37 AM
"And go like this and the head should just pop off like a cap from a beer bottle."
Posted by: chsw at November 2, 2006 10:24 AM
Chuck Norris (1940 - 2006): Method actor Norris prepares for his next role by pretending to be a Marine. Moments later, real Marine Sapp showed Norris how Marines escape from a choke hold.
Posted by: Reagan's Ranger at November 2, 2006 12:52 PM
DARPA experiment gone terrible awry: A 2 headed genetic Chuck Norris hybrid/prototype combat ettin, designed to be a ferocious warrior, instead turns out to be insanely cheerfull.
Posted by: John at November 2, 2006 01:08 PM
When your in Texas look behind you, ... Cause that's where the Ranger is gonna be. (Chuck is really taking that song seriously!)
Posted by: zsa zsa at November 2, 2006 02:43 PM
1) Heh heh. Heh heh. *Snap* ...Uhh...oops.
2) See check this out. *Grab* Now tell me what college you failed out of!
3)*struggling* Huuck! Huuck! Hi han't hreathe!!
4) Chuck: I know it's Britney Spears, but trust me, you don't want anything to do with that.
Posted by: GOP and College at November 2, 2006 03:37 PM
Chuck Norris demonstrates on Corporal Nathaniel Sapp how he will put the entire nation of Iraq to death if they don't get their shit together and stop killing each other.
Posted by: Chris at November 2, 2006 06:19 PM
Camouflage hides itself from Chuck Norris
Posted by: The Man at November 3, 2006 09:44 AM
Chuck Norris is shown "choking the age off" of LCpl. Sapp who is actually a veteran of the Korean War.
Posted by: fmragtops at November 3, 2006 12:37 PM
We all have heard of the "choke hold" BUT, have you heard of the "Chuck hold"??? ...
Posted by: zsa zsa at November 4, 2006 10:50 AM
"Mark Foley Showed Me This Hold."
Posted by: radio free fred at November 7, 2006 04:18 PM