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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 78.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


The actual caption:

Christopher Schwarzenegger, 9, son of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, holds balloons during his victory celebration Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2006 in Beverly Hills, Calif. Schwarzenegger defeated Democrat Phil Angelides to claim a second term, capping a yearlong comeback. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 14. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week:


Will Franklin:

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

[Yeah, that's right. I am the winner of my own caption contest. How's that for nepotism? Or autonepotism? That's just the kind of mood I'm in today.]


GOP and College:

See check this out. *Grab* Now tell me what college you failed out of!



Chuck Norris is shown "choking the age off" of LCpl. Sapp who is actually a veteran of the Korean War.

Honorable Mention #1

radio free fred:

"Mark Foley Showed Me This Hold."

Honorable Mention #2

Rodney Dill:

Military Charades*: "Ok let met guess, You're John Kerry."

(*Other than John Kerry's service)

Honorable Mention #3


Chuck agreed to put everyone in the unit asleep using the sleeper hold instead of any of them having to watch The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.

Honorable Mention #4


"Now let's say you're in a situation where a series of roundhouse kicks are impractical: I would recommend the Norris Noogieâ„¢."

Honorable Mention #5


Is Chuck Norris gonna have to choke a b*tch?

Honorable Mention #6

Will Franklin:

How much wood could Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck wood?

Captioning is better than ad hoc post-mortems, ad infinitum.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 8 November 2006 12:23 PM


"Go ahead Punklosi, make my day."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 8, 2006 01:03 PM

Someday, Scarlett Johannson... Someday...

Posted by: John at November 8, 2006 01:58 PM

"Hmm, dad got pregnant once. Would it be so wrong for me to get my own pair of balloons?"

Posted by: Cullen at November 8, 2006 02:37 PM

Everyone in the Schwarzenegger family burst out in celebratory applause after Christopher successfully demonstrated the Schwarzenegger Grope© popularized by his father on movie sets in the late 80's

Posted by: fmragtops at November 8, 2006 03:00 PM

"thank god I lost karl roves phone nombaah "

Posted by: lester at November 8, 2006 03:36 PM

One day, I will be able to have implants.....

Posted by: sgtFluffy at November 8, 2006 04:21 PM

Geez, my dad pumps iron, I get to pump balloons.

Posted by: elliot at November 8, 2006 05:28 PM

"I think I'd like to be a Hollywood plastic surgeon when I grow up."


BTW, I think that knocking a politician's child with anything more obnoxious than my comment is beyond the line. Let the kid grow up as a kid. He and his siblings never asked to be in the public eye.

Posted by: chsw at November 8, 2006 10:26 PM

Christopher gives a big shout out to dad's favorite band, Nena .

Posted by: John in IL at November 8, 2006 11:34 PM

"It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night."

Posted by: Cullen at November 9, 2006 09:36 AM

Christopher uses the Jumbo-Tron to adjust his "boobs."

Posted by: GOP and College at November 9, 2006 06:07 PM

"Ya did kill off all those Predator thingies, right Dad?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 9, 2006 09:33 PM

Practice Fondling.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at November 10, 2006 12:23 PM

"99 Luftballons, Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont..."

Posted by: Jim Rose at November 10, 2006 12:47 PM

A young Andrew Sullivan: "when I get older, I want a pair this big"

Posted by: The Man at November 10, 2006 01:50 PM

Geez Mr. Barney Frank, thanks for the balloons.

Posted by: The Man at November 10, 2006 01:52 PM

Britney Spear's Fan Club Celebrates- "Free at Last, Free At Last, Freeee AAAAAAttt Lasssstttt!!!!!!"

Posted by: radio free fred at November 10, 2006 08:31 PM

That Foley guy sure is swell, balloons, candy, and he even wants my email address.

Posted by: elliot at November 12, 2006 06:13 AM

"Now if I just pop these things it'll make a bang and really create a scene, Um... maybe Pelosi can help, dad says shes a prick."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 13, 2006 08:08 AM

Half Republican and half Democrat boy child California dreaming of his future girlfriends!

Posted by: zsa zsa at November 13, 2006 11:19 AM