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Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
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Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
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Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM
Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM
Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM
Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM
The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM
From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
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Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM
Let Economic Freedom Reign.
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Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
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Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
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Right To Work States Rock.
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Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008
Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008
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Mar. 14, 2006
Quotational Therapy: Obama.
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Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
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July 9, 2006
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July 14, 2006
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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 78.
The actual caption:
Christopher Schwarzenegger, 9, son of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, holds balloons during his victory celebration Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2006 in Beverly Hills, Calif. Schwarzenegger defeated Democrat Phil Angelides to claim a second term, capping a yearlong comeback. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)
Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 14. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at WILLisms@gmail.com.
Winners from last week:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
[Yeah, that's right. I am the winner of my own caption contest. How's that for nepotism? Or autonepotism? That's just the kind of mood I'm in today.]
See check this out. *Grab* Now tell me what college you failed out of!
Chuck Norris is shown "choking the age off" of LCpl. Sapp who is actually a veteran of the Korean War.
"Mark Foley Showed Me This Hold."
Military Charades*: "Ok let met guess, You're John Kerry."
Chuck agreed to put everyone in the unit asleep using the sleeper hold instead of any of them having to watch The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.
"Now let's say you're in a situation where a series of roundhouse kicks are impractical: I would recommend the Norris Noogie™."
Is Chuck Norris gonna have to choke a b*tch?
How much wood could Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck wood?
Posted by Will Franklin · 8 November 2006 12:23 PM
"Go ahead Punklosi, make my day."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 8, 2006 01:03 PM
Someday, Scarlett Johannson... Someday...
Posted by: John at November 8, 2006 01:58 PM
"Hmm, dad got pregnant once. Would it be so wrong for me to get my own pair of balloons?"
Posted by: Cullen at November 8, 2006 02:37 PM
Everyone in the Schwarzenegger family burst out in celebratory applause after Christopher successfully demonstrated the Schwarzenegger Grope© popularized by his father on movie sets in the late 80's
Posted by: fmragtops at November 8, 2006 03:00 PM
"thank god I lost karl roves phone nombaah "
Posted by: lester at November 8, 2006 03:36 PM
One day, I will be able to have implants.....
Posted by: sgtFluffy at November 8, 2006 04:21 PM
Geez, my dad pumps iron, I get to pump balloons.
Posted by: elliot at November 8, 2006 05:28 PM
"I think I'd like to be a Hollywood plastic surgeon when I grow up."
BTW, I think that knocking a politician's child with anything more obnoxious than my comment is beyond the line. Let the kid grow up as a kid. He and his siblings never asked to be in the public eye.
Posted by: chsw at November 8, 2006 10:26 PM
Christopher gives a big shout out to dad's favorite band, Nena .
Posted by: John in IL at November 8, 2006 11:34 PM
"It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night."
Posted by: Cullen at November 9, 2006 09:36 AM
Christopher uses the Jumbo-Tron to adjust his "boobs."
Posted by: GOP and College at November 9, 2006 06:07 PM
"Ya did kill off all those Predator thingies, right Dad?"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 9, 2006 09:33 PM
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at November 10, 2006 12:23 PM
"99 Luftballons, Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont..."
Posted by: Jim Rose at November 10, 2006 12:47 PM
A young Andrew Sullivan: "when I get older, I want a pair this big"
Posted by: The Man at November 10, 2006 01:50 PM
Geez Mr. Barney Frank, thanks for the balloons.
Posted by: The Man at November 10, 2006 01:52 PM
Britney Spear's Fan Club Celebrates- "Free at Last, Free At Last, Freeee AAAAAAttt Lasssstttt!!!!!!"
Posted by: radio free fred at November 10, 2006 08:31 PM
That Foley guy sure is swell, balloons, candy, and he even wants my email address.
Posted by: elliot at November 12, 2006 06:13 AM
"Now if I just pop these things it'll make a bang and really create a scene, Um... maybe Pelosi can help, dad says shes a prick."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 13, 2006 08:08 AM
Half Republican and half Democrat boy child California dreaming of his future girlfriends!
Posted by: zsa zsa at November 13, 2006 11:19 AM