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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 79

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
Indian (L) and Pakistani border guards goose-step during a flag lowering ceremony at Wagah in July. Indian troops guarding the country's only land transit point to Pakistan have halted an aggressive military ceremony ahead of a resumption of talks next week.

This just cannot be the full story. Please give us a proper caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 21. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. Cullen:

Hmm, dad got pregnant once. Would it be so wrong for me to get my own pair of balloons?

2. chsw:

I think I'd like to be a Hollywood plastic surgeon when I grow up.

3. Rodney Dill:
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Honorable Mention #1 John in IL:

Christopher gives a big shout out to dad's favorite band, Nena .

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Captioning goes where others fear to tread. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 15 November 2006 09:33 AM


"Yep, you stepped in some goose too."

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Will Franklin and Ken McCracken get together for a little festive dancing! ...

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Yay! :)

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Posted by: Cullen at November 15, 2006 11:36 AM

Both having defeated their former colonial master, the Special Silly Walk Services of India and Pakistan commenced their match-play silly walking tournament. India is up one goose-step and a pleiae at the end of the first day.

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Confusion reigned as both teams attempted simultaneous field goals with the same ball.

Posted by: chsw at November 15, 2006 04:58 PM

Standard proceedure when you follow the elephants in a parade.

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Standard proceedure when you follow the elephants in a parade.

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Unfortunately each member of the honor guard had only put on one of the new anti-gravity boots.

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It is funny what grown men will do for kicks! ...

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In the most recent round of the India/Pakistan ass-kicking contest, both competitors failed to score on their first try, with two clean misses.

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Had this been an actual b***s kicking contest, the judges ruled that the Indian (left) would have prevailed.

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While the Rockettes are for diversity, their international orginizational rules had to be ammended in regards to moustaches.

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Ha! My Hindu-Cow style dominates your Muslim kick-the-Jews-off-their-land style!

Posted by: DANEgerus at November 17, 2006 11:35 AM

5, 6, 7, 8....Mohammed, Abu, Jazz........

Posted by: Cory at November 17, 2006 01:58 PM

"this dance is called "robot vishnu"

"in my country it's called great big kicks of allah"

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Posted by: elliot at November 18, 2006 08:49 AM

Despite losing some of its exotic allure in cross-cultural exchange, it's a form of fan dancing quite acceptible to the Muslim-dominated area of the world.

Posted by: DaveD at November 18, 2006 10:29 AM

"OK gentlemen, the first one to knock his opponent's hat off without using his hands wins."

Posted by: DaveD at November 18, 2006 02:07 PM

Although Ramesh and Hassan received polite applause from the audience for their rendition of "Middle Eastern Cockfight Serenade", it wasn't until they added more jazz hands that the crowd truly went wild.

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1) The Worldwide "Groin Kicking Contest" was subject to new rules, like one stating that it must be a downward kick.

2) Not exactly the easiest way of checking to see if you stepped in gum.

3) Two advisors on their way to another day of work at The Ministry of Silly Walks.

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