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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 79
This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
Indian (L) and Pakistani border guards goose-step during a flag lowering ceremony at Wagah in July. Indian troops guarding the country's only land transit point to Pakistan have halted an aggressive military ceremony ahead of a resumption of talks next week.
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Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 21. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Hmm, dad got pregnant once. Would it be so wrong for me to get my own pair of balloons?2. chsw:
3. Rodney Dill:
Ya did kill off all those Predator thingies, right Dad?Honorable Mention #1 John in IL:
Honorable Mention #2 Elliot:
That Foley guy sure is swell, balloons, candy, and he even wants my email address.
Honorable Mention #3 Sgt.Fluffy:
One day, I will be able to have implants.....
Captioning goes where others fear to tread. Enter today!
Posted by Ken McCracken · 15 November 2006 09:33 AM
"Yep, you stepped in some goose too."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 15, 2006 10:02 AM
Will Franklin and Ken McCracken get together for a little festive dancing! ...
Posted by: zsa zsa at November 15, 2006 10:19 AM
India and Pakistan has worked long and hard to shake off British influences that pervaded the area in the early years of the last century. However, some things grab hold more than others. This week, the Ministry of Silly Walks announced another training exercise between elite British SWAS (Silly Walk Assault Services) and Indian/Pakistani forces.
Posted by: Cullen at November 15, 2006 11:36 AM
Both having defeated their former colonial master, the Special Silly Walk Services of India and Pakistan commenced their match-play silly walking tournament. India is up one goose-step and a pleiae at the end of the first day.
Posted by: chsw at November 15, 2006 04:56 PM
Confusion reigned as both teams attempted simultaneous field goals with the same ball.
Posted by: chsw at November 15, 2006 04:58 PM
Standard proceedure when you follow the elephants in a parade.
Posted by: elliot at November 15, 2006 06:57 PM
Standard proceedure when you follow the elephants in a parade.
Posted by: elliot at November 15, 2006 06:58 PM
Daddy Warbucks: "PUNTJAB! Come here, Annie and I need you to drive the car."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 15, 2006 07:26 PM
Electronic Football models display some of their more famous poses
Posted by: sgtfluffy at November 15, 2006 07:52 PM
Unfortunately each member of the honor guard had only put on one of the new anti-gravity boots.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 16, 2006 05:14 AM
"I kick higher!"
Posted by: John at November 16, 2006 09:12 AM
It is funny what grown men will do for kicks! ...
Posted by: zsa zsa at November 16, 2006 09:15 AM
If you can't bring Mohammed to his ***hole ...
Posted by: Cullen at November 16, 2006 11:23 AM
"Smell my shoe. Go ahead. Do it."
Posted by: Big D at November 16, 2006 12:28 PM
In the most recent round of the India/Pakistan ass-kicking contest, both competitors failed to score on their first try, with two clean misses.
Posted by: Big D at November 16, 2006 12:31 PM
Had this been an actual b***s kicking contest, the judges ruled that the Indian (left) would have prevailed.
Posted by: DM at November 16, 2006 02:35 PM
While the Rockettes are for diversity, their international orginizational rules had to be ammended in regards to moustaches.
Posted by: Rob B. at November 16, 2006 03:59 PM
....never, I repeat, never buy Viagra off the street.
Posted by: elliot at November 16, 2006 08:03 PM
Showtime's gay spin off of
Posted by: Terry_Jim at November 17, 2006 12:16 AM
Ha! My Hindu-Cow style dominates your Muslim kick-the-Jews-off-their-land style!
Posted by: DANEgerus at November 17, 2006 11:35 AM
5, 6, 7, 8....Mohammed, Abu, Jazz........
Posted by: Cory at November 17, 2006 01:58 PM
"this dance is called "robot vishnu"
"in my country it's called great big kicks of allah"
Posted by: lester at November 17, 2006 03:29 PM
...what happens when you buy cheap 'Boot-Leg' Viagra.
Posted by: elliot at November 18, 2006 08:49 AM
Despite losing some of its exotic allure in cross-cultural exchange, it's a form of fan dancing quite acceptible to the Muslim-dominated area of the world.
Posted by: DaveD at November 18, 2006 10:29 AM
"OK gentlemen, the first one to knock his opponent's hat off without using his hands wins."
Posted by: DaveD at November 18, 2006 02:07 PM
Although Ramesh and Hassan received polite applause from the audience for their rendition of "Middle Eastern Cockfight Serenade", it wasn't until they added more jazz hands that the crowd truly went wild.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at November 19, 2006 09:08 AM
Posted by: Joe at November 19, 2006 09:09 AM
The Pharmaceutical company officials admitted there had been some glitches when production of Viagra was move overseas.
Posted by: Kenny at November 20, 2006 03:21 PM
1) The Worldwide "Groin Kicking Contest" was subject to new rules, like one stating that it must be a downward kick.
2) Not exactly the easiest way of checking to see if you stepped in gum.
3) Two advisors on their way to another day of work at The Ministry of Silly Walks.
Posted by: GOP and College at November 20, 2006 03:33 PM
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Posted by: mr.Big at November 22, 2006 05:46 AM
Fema Rescue Workers Are Trained To Walk In Deep Water.
Posted by: radio free fred at November 22, 2006 07:33 AM