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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 80

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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Here is the actual caption:
House Republican Leader-elect John Boehner (C) sings after the House Republican Conference re-elected him to head their caucus, November 17, 2006. From L-R are House Republican Whip-elect Roy Blunt, Rep. Eric Cantor, Boehner, Secretary of the Republican Conference-elect John Carter and RNCC Chairman-elect Tom Cole.

This just cannot be the full story. Please give us a proper caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, November 28. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

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Winners from last week: 1. elliot:

...what happens when you buy cheap 'Boot-Leg' Viagra.

2. DaveD:

OK gentlemen, the first one to knock his opponent's hat off without using his hands wins.

3. Buckley F. Williams:
Although Ramesh and Hassan received polite applause from the audience for their rendition of "Middle Eastern Cockfight Serenade", it wasn't until they added more jazz hands that the crowd truly went wild.

Honorable Mention #1 chsw:

Both having defeated their former colonial master, the Special Silly Walk Services of India and Pakistan commenced their match-play silly walking tournament. India is up one goose-step and a pleiae at the end of the first day.

Honorable Mention #2 Rob B.:
While the Rockettes are for diversity, their international orginizational rules had to be ammended in regards to moustaches.

Honorable Mention #3 Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately each member of the honor guard had only put on one of the new anti-gravity boots.

Captioning makes the world go 'round. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 22 November 2006 12:57 PM


John Boehner and his singing Boehn-aires announce their reunion for next year's "Minority" Tour.

Posted by: DaveD at November 22, 2006 01:35 PM

(By the way Ken, I feel privileged having made this week's "cut".)

Posted by: DaveD at November 22, 2006 01:36 PM

All together now:

We're Men
We're Men in tights...

Posted by: Cory at November 22, 2006 01:38 PM

Everybody now!!

...We're Losers baby....

Posted by: sgtFluffy at November 22, 2006 02:23 PM

"Take one down, pass it around, 53 bottles of beer on the wall....."

Posted by: Kenny at November 22, 2006 02:29 PM

No problem, DaveD!

Posted by: Ken McCracken at November 22, 2006 03:05 PM

House Republican Leader-elect John Boehner attempts to reunite his high school boy-band in an attempt to increase his appeal to young, female voters.

Posted by: Randomscrub at November 22, 2006 03:43 PM

"Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream"
.......Row Row Row your boat.......

Posted by: elliot at November 22, 2006 04:33 PM

Thanks for the 1st place finish last week - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at November 22, 2006 04:35 PM

Just then Simon Cowell (American Idol) came out of the audience and said "That was absolutely dreadful"

Posted by: elliot at November 22, 2006 04:42 PM

Republicans singing their new theme song.

There were five in the bed
and the little one said.
rollover, rollover,
So they all rolled over and one fell out...

There were four in the bed and ...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 22, 2006 05:05 PM

"We Will Come Rejoicing Badgering the Dems."

Posted by: radio free fred at November 22, 2006 09:11 PM

"On To Baghdad And Let's Win There."

Posted by: radio free fred at November 22, 2006 09:13 PM

Rock beats scissors, I win!

Posted by: John in IL at November 22, 2006 09:40 PM

Thanks for joining Elliot.

Posted by: Ken McCracken at November 22, 2006 10:14 PM

"I wanna girl,
Just like the girl,
Who's pounding the ga-vel!"

-"Think Nancy will like that well enough to keep my earmarks in?"

Posted by: Terry_Jim at November 22, 2006 11:25 PM

House Republican Conference reaches out to the Black American voters by singing a medley of Funk-a-delic tunes.

Posted by: Terry_Jim at November 22, 2006 11:28 PM

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what that means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T just a little bit, Ooh Ooh. Just a little bit...Ooh Ooh.

Posted by: zsa zsa at November 23, 2006 05:46 PM

Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me! Oooow!

Posted by: zsa zsa at November 23, 2006 05:49 PM

Dagnabit, can we at least sing the same song!

Posted by: elliot at November 23, 2006 06:34 PM

"I for one, welcome our new liberal overlords."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 24, 2006 11:50 AM