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![]() « "The Sawdust Caesar Ends Up In The Gutter" | WILLisms.com | Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 82 » Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 81This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
A monkey drinks during the monkey buffet festival in front of the Pra Prang Sam Yot temple in Lopburi province, 150km (94 miles) north of Bangkok November 26, 2006. More than 2,000kg of fruit and vegetable were fed to the animals during the annual festival. Uh-huh . . . a likely story. Give us a fuller account, please. Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, December 5. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.
Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill: I for one, welcome our new liberal overlords.2. radio free fred: 3. DaveD: John Boehner and his singing Boehn-aires announce their reunion for next year's "Minority" Tour.Honorable Mention #1 Terry_Jim: Honorable Mention #2 elliot: Just then Simon Cowell (American Idol) came out of the audience and said "That was absolutely dreadful" Honorable Mention #3 cory:
All together now: Captions never quit, and quitters never caption! Enter today! Posted by Ken McCracken · 28 November 2006 02:07 AM CommentsHuh? Nuthin' Oh yeah, maybe I should open the can first. Posted by: elliot at November 29, 2006 01:18 PM Despite the company's assurances to the contrary, Government regulator's said they had evidence suggesting that the Coca-Cola company had in fact reverted to their original formula in a desperate effort to revive flagging sales. Posted by: Cory at November 29, 2006 03:21 PM Will, your thing does not go better with Coke. Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 29, 2006 03:57 PM Sniffing coke turned the monkey on this guys back into a full blown monkey!... Posted by: zsa zsa at November 29, 2006 06:02 PM Ah, the taste of sweet, sweet, capitalism... Posted by: Big D at November 29, 2006 07:05 PM Thanks Ken Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 29, 2006 07:39 PM A spokesperson for Coke assures us that no monkeys were harmed nor injured in the making of this Caption Contest photo. Posted by: elliot at November 29, 2006 08:37 PM I just knew Sheehan was on coke. Posted by: McCain at November 29, 2006 11:58 PM Can you hear me now? Hmm, these new 'wireless' can-and-string phones just aren't working out. Posted by: Terry_Jim at November 30, 2006 12:05 AM Wow, this stuff DOES put hair on your chest! Posted by: Terry_Jim at November 30, 2006 12:08 AM Bobo knew he'd never make the Feces Flinging Hall of Fame, for being hopped up on caffeine, but he just couldn't lay off the Coke. Posted by: Rodney Dill at November 30, 2006 05:13 AM Coca-Cola's new "dung covered" packaging experiment have only seen sales success within a relatively small market segment. Posted by: John at November 30, 2006 09:00 AM "Why did those human bastards cancel vanilla Coke?" Posted by: John at November 30, 2006 09:01 AM Marcel, formerly from 'Friends', lands a gig doing a coke commercial. It's hard work but it pays for the bananas. Posted by: elliot at November 30, 2006 09:32 AM As part of Iran's outreach campaign to Americans, President Ahmedinajad released a private photo of him sampling his favorite beverage. chsw Posted by: chsw at November 30, 2006 11:42 AM The paws that refreshes!... Posted by: zsa zsa at November 30, 2006 12:08 PM No problem Rodney! Posted by: Ken McCracken at November 30, 2006 01:35 PM First, that truly is a horrible cutline. As for my entry: Coca Cola officials denied any involvement in the digital remastering of the 2001: A Space Odyssey 40th Anniversary edition. The opening sequence is "as Kubrick always envisioned" Coke officials said. Posted by: Cullen at November 30, 2006 04:02 PM After he stole my soda, the little fella seemed to be enjoying it so much that I didn't have the heart to 'primate' from his fingers. Posted by: elliot at November 30, 2006 07:52 PM Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you! Posted by: Chris at November 30, 2006 09:30 PM Sammy, Chet and Coco loved to have contests to see who could burp more of the alphabet after chugging a soft drink. Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 1, 2006 09:42 AM |