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Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (R) welcomes a participant of Holocaust conference in Tehran December 12, 2006.The conference, which drew widespread condemnation for questioning the killing of 6 million Jews by the Nazis during World War Two, agreed on Tuesday to form an international committee to study the Holocaust. Iran says it organised the conference to shed light on the reasons behind the formation of the state of Israel after World War Two and to allow researchers from countries where it is a crime to question the Holocaust to speak freely.
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Captioning - not that there's anything wrong with it! Enter today!
Posted by Ken McCracken · 13 December 2006 11:09 AM
Ahmadinejad: "Hamid, that Orthodox Jew get-up is really hilarious. Are the tzitzis scratchy?"
Posted by: TigerHawk at December 13, 2006 11:40 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeuooooooooooooooo! The kiss of death. Be careful!...
Posted by: zsa zsa at December 13, 2006 11:50 AM
Ahmadinejad, whispers to the Rabi, My country is honored to have you for dinner! Hee heeha hoha Ohahheeeheeehaho.
Posted by: zsa zsa at December 13, 2006 12:19 PM
Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 13, 2006 12:21 PM
Your breath smells of garlic... Your beard is getting in my mouth... The two men exchange compliments.
Posted by: zsa zsa at December 13, 2006 12:24 PM
Ahmadinejad discovers that singing "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" really does pay off.
Posted by: Adam Lawson at December 13, 2006 01:50 PM
Ahmadinejad: "How about a little kiss to wish you good luck on your swim back to Europe! No tongue."
Posted by: EulalieSoers at December 13, 2006 02:23 PM
How about ... "Olmert wasn't kidding, arsewipe"
Posted by: John at December 13, 2006 03:23 PM
Ahmadinejad knew he could no longer deny his alter ego "Mahmoud the Jewish Succubus" after this.
Posted by: Cory at December 13, 2006 03:48 PM
As the festive atmosphere at the conference grew and inhibitions disappeared it became quite obvious that the Holocaust was not the only thing that Ahmadinejad was in denial about.
Posted by: DaveD at December 13, 2006 03:50 PM
Mahmoud: (thinking) "Yep, still plenty of room on the back for a knife."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 13, 2006 04:53 PM
"I wish I could Kibitz you."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 13, 2006 04:55 PM
Posted by: Zhombre at December 13, 2006 05:38 PM
submission for your approval/ caption to rabbi & humanoid: leeson my b(g)oy...I know a moyle who will do the entire Sacred Council - and ve throw in the Supreme Guide for free - at discount!!
Posted by: AngloSaxon at December 13, 2006 05:40 PM
Aww crap, the joy buzzer didn't work...
Posted by: Cobb at December 13, 2006 06:20 PM
Ahmadinejad wonders: "I wonder if he is taking my wallet."
Posted by: Geoff at December 13, 2006 06:53 PM
Oy, I can't believe Will deleted your caption last week.
Posted by: Elliot at December 13, 2006 06:57 PM
..So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Nun get on a plane..stop me if you heard this one.
Posted by: elliot at December 13, 2006 07:03 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear
Posted by: cjm at December 13, 2006 08:05 PM
Great show for the media tonight, Rabbi. Time to hit the showers.
Posted by: Marv at December 13, 2006 11:07 PM
"Mahmoud, I'm sure we'll get our picture in Willisms.com if we vote for him in that Weblog award thingie."
Posted by: Terry_Jim at December 14, 2006 12:22 AM
World outrage continues over the Holokissed Denial Conference.
Posted by: McCain at December 14, 2006 01:43 AM
Here on Iranian Fear Factor slow-mo instant replay, we can see the contestant moving in take his first bite of the filthy Jew rat. Can't believe he ate the whole thing. Congratulations, Mr Ahmadinejad. Apparently fear is not a factor for you!!
Posted by: ss at December 14, 2006 02:01 PM
The President of Iran meets the cast of "Trembling before God," the movie about homosexual hasidim.
Posted by: chsw at December 14, 2006 05:26 PM
Ahmadinejad: Thanks, if it wasn't for you Jews I'd be selling carpets in the souk.
Posted by: marv at December 14, 2006 08:26 PM
"Yes, Mahmoud, we like you so much better than that bast--- Mel Gibson."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 15, 2006 05:18 AM
"The nukes are OK, but only so long as we get to put a Menorah Chanukah display in Tehran this Christmas."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 15, 2006 05:19 AM
Mahmoud: "Ten... nine... eight... seven ......."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 15, 2006 05:19 AM
"C'mon, gimme some sugar you big lug."
Posted by: Ken S at December 15, 2006 09:30 AM
[And a small nod to the passing of Peter Boyle]
Posted by: Ken S at December 15, 2006 09:35 AM
Kiss me you fool. The cameras are on!...
Posted by: zsa zsa at December 15, 2006 10:27 AM
"Mahmoud, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship..."
Posted by: Eulalie Souers at December 18, 2006 11:25 AM
"I saw Mahmoud kissing Santa Claus-owitz"
Hey, It was worth a try...
Posted by: cox at December 18, 2006 02:22 PM