WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 84

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 84

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Elton pirate.jpg

Here is the actual caption:

Sir Elton John (R) and his partner David Furnish arrive in costume for the reception following the civil partnership ceremony of British television and stand-up comedian Matt Lucas and his partner Kevin McGee, in central London December 17, 2006.

You believe that caption? There must be a better explanation for what's going on here . . .

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, December 26. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. DEC:

I see you decided to follow Mr. Baker's recommendations to talk to us, Mr. Cheney. I like your hat, wig, and beard. Most certainly, no one will recognize you.

2. Tigerhawk:

Ahmadinejad: Hamid, that Orthodox Jew get-up is really hilarious. Are the tzitzis scratchy?

3. Marv:

Great show for the media tonight, Rabbi. Time to hit the showers.

Honorable Mention #1 Cobb:

Aww crap, the joy buzzer didn't work...

Honorable Mention #2 elliot:

..So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Nun get on a plane..stop me if you heard this one.

Honorable Mention #3 Ken S :

No tongue.

Captioners of the world, unite! Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 20 December 2006 12:44 PM

Comments

David: "Well at least we don't have to wear anything stupid like a duck costume."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 20, 2006 02:30 PM

Giddy up!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 20, 2006 03:08 PM

Two gay blades...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 20, 2006 03:35 PM

Yankee doodle and Captain Morgan go all out!

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 20, 2006 03:39 PM

Guests arrive for Ru Paul's christmas party.

Posted by: elliot at December 20, 2006 06:28 PM

..Welcome guests - are friends of the groom or the groom?

Posted by: elliot at December 20, 2006 06:31 PM

Elton John shows off his new hair plug job, while his partner is just tickled to have so many feathers...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 20, 2006 06:50 PM

Prince Andrew, left, came out of the closet yesterday. "I'm not going to be king, anyway," said Prince Charles younger brother. "However, I can be a queen." The Prince arrived with his friend Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: chsw at December 20, 2006 07:58 PM

Later on in life, Peter Pan and Capt. Hook eventually married

Posted by: sgtfluffy at December 20, 2006 08:33 PM

Welcome guests...Are you friends of the groom or the groom?

Posted by: elliot at December 20, 2006 09:20 PM

We can only stay a 'minuet'

Posted by: elliot at December 20, 2006 09:24 PM

DRUDGEBREAKING: After brief negotiations Elton John turned down the position of Captain Morgan Rum spokes person, saying that the brands slogan -- Everyone has a 'little' Captain in them. -- just didn't ring true in his case.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 22, 2006 08:53 AM

Now you see, if we weren't gay, we could only do this on Haloween!

Posted by: serr8d at December 23, 2006 09:14 AM

The classic masculine image of pirating was being significantly hurt by the legislative mandated "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

Posted by: DaveD at December 23, 2006 09:34 AM