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« Quotational Therapy: Part 118 -- Churchill, On Wartime Christmas. | WILLisms.com | Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 86 »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 85.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

A passenger waits for a delayed flight at Heathrow airport's terminal four in London August 12, 2006. Dieters may find some welcome assistance from a new nasal spray that could help resist the appetizing aromas of cinnamon bun stands, pizza parlors or tempting bakeries. REUTERS/Toby Melville

Surely there's a better caption for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 3. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email them in.

Last week's photo:

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Winners from last week:

1.

Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: After brief negotiations Elton John turned down the position of Captain Morgan Rum spokes person, saying that the brands slogan -- Everyone has a 'little' Captain in them. -- just didn't ring true in his case.


2.

DaveD:

The classic masculine image of pirating was being significantly hurt by the legislative mandated "don't ask, don't tell" policy.


3.

elliot:

..Welcome guests - are friends of the groom or the groom?


He who captions last, captions best.

Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 27 December 2006 07:55 PM

Comments

Thanks Will! (and welcome back to judging)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 27, 2006 08:15 PM

Have you heard about the elephant with diarhea??? ... It's all over town! Ha ha...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 27, 2006 08:39 PM

Thanks for 3rd place....:)

Posted by: elliot at December 27, 2006 09:10 PM

Hon, while you're at the concession stand can you get me a double cheeseburger, cheese fries, cotton candy, soft pretzel, nachos...and oh yeah a diet coke?

Posted by: elliot at December 27, 2006 09:13 PM

After complaints forced him to abandon his public-nudism philosophy, Grimace sits sullenly at the back of the annual McDonald's Franchisee Conference.

Posted by: John at December 28, 2006 08:13 AM

She is still working on before picture! It won't be long now!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 28, 2006 08:34 AM

He has a wife, you know. She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox--"

"She's got HUGE tracts of land!"

OK, enough Python for one morning.

J.

Posted by: Jay Tea at December 28, 2006 08:52 AM

Medical term: Gluteus Maximum

Posted by: elliot at December 28, 2006 09:57 AM

Hillary 2008!

Posted by: DANEgerus at December 28, 2006 10:03 AM

Gas bag!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 28, 2006 11:08 AM

The Three wisecracks visit Bethlehem.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 28, 2006 04:16 PM

Kirstie Alley III

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 28, 2006 04:17 PM

If you wait a minute...you'll get to see the big bang theory first hand.

Posted by: elliot at December 28, 2006 04:27 PM

"I'm sorry sir, we only allow one carry on. Oh, oh my, please forgive me, my mistake!"

(Thanks for the 2nd place finish, Mr. Franklin!)

Posted by: DaveD at December 28, 2006 05:30 PM

Rosie O'Donell has eaten Donald Trump! Film at 11....

Posted by: chsw at December 28, 2006 07:05 PM

Hillary Clinton waits patiently at Heathrow watching John Edwards declare for President on CNN.

Posted by: SR at December 28, 2006 07:27 PM

I still say that Elton John's significant other looks like Prince Andrew:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Duke_of_York.jpg

And I think Elton John looks like Rosie O'Donell with a glue-on mustache.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at December 28, 2006 07:48 PM

Uh, has anyone seen Cindy Sheehan after her hunger strike?

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 28, 2006 09:52 PM

One of the more inconspicuous ways to smuggle a walrus through customs.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 29, 2006 09:54 AM

Ticket agent: "Window, middle or isle seat?"

Customer pictured: "Yes."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 29, 2006 09:56 AM

An aging hippie!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 29, 2006 09:58 AM

Your momma's ass is soooo big...it's known as the county seat.

Posted by: elliot at December 29, 2006 10:33 AM

Yo mama's ass so big she has other fat women orbiting around her.

Posted by: chsw at December 29, 2006 10:37 AM

1. "Table for two? Right this way, ma'am."

2. "What? No, I already had my stomach stapled, can't you tell?"

3. Bob ordinarily considered himself an "ass man," but there were limits ...

4. At the Consumer Reports test set-up for folding chairs.

Posted by: Giacomo at December 29, 2006 10:45 AM

NEWS ALERT! Woman arrested in airport for transporting 300 pounds of Crack!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 29, 2006 10:51 AM

Yo momma ass so fat she beeps when she backs up.

Posted by: fmragtops at December 29, 2006 11:27 AM

Hippobottomus...

Posted by: b from t at December 29, 2006 12:14 PM

She moves like J Lo, or is that Jello?

Posted by: b from t at December 29, 2006 12:19 PM

New Years resolutions are meant to be broken.

Posted by: b from t at December 29, 2006 12:22 PM

The doctor said this woman needs a lo-bottomy...!

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 29, 2006 03:39 PM

Yo momma's ass is so fat it has three zip codes and triple A has a detour route around it on their maps

Posted by: elliot at December 29, 2006 04:27 PM

That reminds me....Have a 'GOOD YEAR!'

Posted by: elliot at December 30, 2006 07:12 AM

The airline is having a dispute over her saddle bags...

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 30, 2006 08:50 AM

Always the butt of every joke!

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 30, 2006 12:50 PM

Yo mama's ass so fat the city puts house tax on it.

Yo mama's ass so fat ass-tronauts can see it from space.

Yo mama's ass so fat that when she goes to the beach, people try to push her back into the water.

Posted by: chsw at December 30, 2006 08:31 PM

Unfortunately for Edith, the Imams had already requisitioned all the belt extenders.

Posted by: charles austin at December 30, 2006 08:34 PM

A passenger weights for a delayed flight at Heathrow airport's terminal four in London August 12, 2006.

Posted by: charles austin at December 30, 2006 08:34 PM

Who will speak for the chairs?

Posted by: charles austin at December 30, 2006 08:35 PM

"Mrs. Creosote to the front counter please, we have you on standby."

Posted by: charles austin at December 30, 2006 08:37 PM

"... and inthe event of a water landing, all of you seated behind Mrs. Smith in row 12 had better hope that we have crash landed into a very shallow pool of water."

Posted by: charles austin at December 30, 2006 08:39 PM

That's going to leave a mark.

Posted by: charles austin at December 30, 2006 08:40 PM

I pity the fool that answers her question...does this make me look fat?

Posted by: elliot at December 30, 2006 09:56 PM

Yo momma's ass is sooooo big....that we have nine planets again.

Posted by: elliot at December 30, 2006 09:58 PM

Susan Powter: "Stop the insanity!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 31, 2006 11:45 AM

"Does this chair make my butt look fat?"
"No, but the satelite orbiting it does."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 31, 2006 11:47 AM

"That's no moon..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 31, 2006 11:48 AM

"Uh, let me guess... Fanny?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 31, 2006 11:49 AM

The Superbowl ad for the new titanium folding chairs was a huge success.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at December 31, 2006 11:50 AM

Happy New Year everyone - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at December 31, 2006 05:42 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!... Cheers to 2007.

Posted by: zsa zsa at December 31, 2006 08:27 PM

Teacher: Johnny, can you use asset in a sentence?
Johhny: Yeah. My momma's asset in a chair and couldn't get back up.

Posted by: elliot at January 1, 2007 05:57 AM

37 - 24 - 104?

Posted by: elliot at January 1, 2007 06:00 AM

Sorry about your wait, ma'am.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at January 1, 2007 08:53 AM

ActionNews Photographer Joseph Rago captured this picture just moments before the folding chair exploded, killing three and injuring nineteen.

Posted by: Doug Ross at January 1, 2007 09:25 AM

Wow, you really can fit 5 lbs. of s**t in a 2 lb bag.

Posted by: elliot at January 1, 2007 07:38 PM

Q: How do you sit a 300+ lbs. woman in a 16" wide chair?
A: You take the 'C' out of Truck and the 'F' out of way.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 1, 2007 08:03 PM

At first Saddam didn't feel that being reincarnated as a folding chair was going to be so bad...

Posted by: Rob B. at January 2, 2007 01:12 PM

Optical illusion: Squint your eyes and it looks like a Mack truck approaching.


(I wonder how many tried it)

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Posted by: Kolos at January 2, 2007 07:03 PM

The Guiness Book of Records has confirmed that Dr. Cameron Shmutz has performed the world record liposuction. Dr. Shmutz removed 12 stone (168 lbs, or 70 kilos) of body fat from this patient, who shall remain anonymous. This is the "after" picture.


chsw

Posted by: chsw at January 2, 2007 07:12 PM

If it weren't for panoramic film this photo would not be possible.

Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 07:08 AM