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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 86
This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
A man donning Soviet era orders attends a rally marking the 127th birth anniversary of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin in his hometown Gori, some 80 km (50 miles) west of Tbilisi.
Are you kidding me? Give us a real caption . . .
Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 9. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Ticket agent: "Window, middle or isle seat?"2. elliot:
3. Zsa Zsa:
Honorable Mention #1 Rodney Dill :
Honorable Mention #2 b from t :
Honorable Mention #3 charles austin :
Captioning is as captioning does. Enter today!
Posted by Ken McCracken · 3 January 2007 10:03 AM
The next metal hopefully will be for conquering Turkey (neck)...!
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 3, 2007 10:19 AM
William McGee retired after winning first prize from every baking contest, ever, with his to-die-for banana nut muffins.
Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 3, 2007 10:46 AM
Later in life, They had to tie Sgt Pepper to a pole to keep him upright during Military Parades.
Posted by: sgtFluffy at January 3, 2007 11:16 AM
Glasnost, nyet! Perestroika, nyet! Vodka, Dah!
Posted by: b from t at January 3, 2007 12:23 PM
Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 01:20 PM
Thanks for 2nd place - Elliot
Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 01:21 PM
"Honest, John Kerry threw them at me."
Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 3, 2007 05:28 PM
Hey you, yeah you with the magnet..knock it off!
Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 05:30 PM
You have dollars? Make me an offer. Special this week.
Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at January 3, 2007 07:30 PM
Schmirnoff Yurihungoversky reveals the secret of Soviet embalming - LOTS of Vodka !!...
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 12:21 PM
"...So I said to Putin "If you want this guy poisioned then there needs to be a title and a few medals in this deal" ~ Vice Premiere Supreme Chancelor of the Office of Nuclear Materials Studies, Sergi Glowsalot
Posted by: Rob B. at January 4, 2007 01:27 PM
This man is either dead OR Reeeeeeeally sick...
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 03:48 PM
Is this what is known as a white Russian???
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 03:51 PM
After an extensive investigation, it was determined that Bruno was killed by a medal shotgun.
Posted by: JohnJ at January 4, 2007 06:16 PM
He should get another medal just for being brave enough to walk around looking like that!
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 07:52 PM
A great example of why heavy metal and vodka don't mix!...
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 5, 2007 05:53 AM
Look, this guy is obviously a highly decorated WW2 vet, with everything from the Order of the USSR (like the UK's VC or the USA's CMOH) to medals for being wounded to badges for being a grunt under fire. Some are out of official placement protocol, but he has them.
I don't feel like making fun of this man.
Posted by: chsw at January 5, 2007 07:29 AM
Wincing in pain, Valadamir hoped they could have at least attached the medals instead of just sticking them in like a tack.
Posted by: elliot at January 5, 2007 08:12 AM
Captain Kangaroo receives yet another Lifetime Achievement Award.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 5, 2007 08:22 AM
That is all fine and good for Captain Kangaroo! BUT what about poor Mr. Green Jeans???...
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 5, 2007 09:32 AM
Rep. Murtha(D) attends Nancy Pelosi(D)'s swearing-in as Speaker of the House.
Posted by: DANEgerus at January 5, 2007 09:38 AM
Unfortunately, Mr. Green Jeans was the Sideshow Bob of his time, but without the violent streak and cool voice.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 5, 2007 01:41 PM
chsw, I think we can have a little light fun at the man's expense without denigrating his service during World War II.
But the man is out celebrating Stalin's birthday after all, I think he might lose points for that.
Posted by: Ken McCracken at January 5, 2007 02:18 PM
Look at all the great bling I got on eBay!
Posted by: Julie at January 6, 2007 02:43 PM
Standing at attention in the hot sun for hours, Boris finally succumbed to 'medal fatigue'.
Posted by: elliot at January 7, 2007 08:13 AM
OK, McCracken. A little levity. But I that it will be hard to top Julie's comment.
Posted by: chsw at January 8, 2007 11:44 PM
Nancy Pelosi's grandfather!...
Posted by: zsa zsa at January 9, 2007 08:57 AM
Bill: ..And this here's what I liked to wear on the weekends at Oxford.
Posted by: Terry_Jim at January 9, 2007 11:16 PM
- Sorry -
Posted by: Terry_Jim at January 9, 2007 11:18 PM