WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 86

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 86

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Here is the actual caption:

A man donning Soviet era orders attends a rally marking the 127th birth anniversary of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin in his hometown Gori, some 80 km (50 miles) west of Tbilisi.

Are you kidding me? Give us a real caption . . .

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 9. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. Hoodlumman:

Ticket agent: "Window, middle or isle seat?"
Customer pictured: "Yes."

2. elliot:

Hon, while you're at the concession stand can you get me a double cheeseburger, cheese fries, cotton candy, soft pretzel, nachos...and oh yeah a diet coke?

3. Zsa Zsa:

NEWS ALERT! Woman arrested in airport for transporting 300 pounds of Crack!...

Honorable Mention #1 Rodney Dill :

Does this chair make my butt look fat?
No, but the satelite orbiting it does.

Honorable Mention #2 b from t :

Hippobottomus...

Honorable Mention #3 charles austin :

A passenger weights for a delayed flight at Heathrow airport's terminal four in London August 12, 2006.

Captioning is as captioning does. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 3 January 2007 10:03 AM

Comments

The next metal hopefully will be for conquering Turkey (neck)...!

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 3, 2007 10:19 AM

William McGee retired after winning first prize from every baking contest, ever, with his to-die-for banana nut muffins.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 3, 2007 10:46 AM

Later in life, They had to tie Sgt Pepper to a pole to keep him upright during Military Parades.

Posted by: sgtFluffy at January 3, 2007 11:16 AM

Glasnost, nyet! Perestroika, nyet! Vodka, Dah!

Posted by: b from t at January 3, 2007 12:23 PM

Heavy Medal

Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 01:20 PM

Thanks for 2nd place - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 01:21 PM

"Honest, John Kerry threw them at me."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 3, 2007 05:28 PM

Hey you, yeah you with the magnet..knock it off!

Posted by: elliot at January 3, 2007 05:30 PM

You have dollars? Make me an offer. Special this week.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at January 3, 2007 07:30 PM

Schmirnoff Yurihungoversky reveals the secret of Soviet embalming - LOTS of Vodka !!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 12:21 PM

"...So I said to Putin "If you want this guy poisioned then there needs to be a title and a few medals in this deal" ~ Vice Premiere Supreme Chancelor of the Office of Nuclear Materials Studies, Sergi Glowsalot

Posted by: Rob B. at January 4, 2007 01:27 PM

This man is either dead OR Reeeeeeeally sick...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 03:48 PM

Is this what is known as a white Russian???

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 03:51 PM

After an extensive investigation, it was determined that Bruno was killed by a medal shotgun.

Posted by: JohnJ at January 4, 2007 06:16 PM

He should get another medal just for being brave enough to walk around looking like that!

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 4, 2007 07:52 PM

A great example of why heavy metal and vodka don't mix!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 5, 2007 05:53 AM

Look, this guy is obviously a highly decorated WW2 vet, with everything from the Order of the USSR (like the UK's VC or the USA's CMOH) to medals for being wounded to badges for being a grunt under fire. Some are out of official placement protocol, but he has them.

I don't feel like making fun of this man.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at January 5, 2007 07:29 AM

Wincing in pain, Valadamir hoped they could have at least attached the medals instead of just sticking them in like a tack.

Posted by: elliot at January 5, 2007 08:12 AM

Captain Kangaroo receives yet another Lifetime Achievement Award.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 5, 2007 08:22 AM

That is all fine and good for Captain Kangaroo! BUT what about poor Mr. Green Jeans???...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 5, 2007 09:32 AM

Rep. Murtha(D) attends Nancy Pelosi(D)'s swearing-in as Speaker of the House.

Posted by: DANEgerus at January 5, 2007 09:38 AM

Unfortunately, Mr. Green Jeans was the Sideshow Bob of his time, but without the violent streak and cool voice.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 5, 2007 01:41 PM

chsw, I think we can have a little light fun at the man's expense without denigrating his service during World War II.

But the man is out celebrating Stalin's birthday after all, I think he might lose points for that.

Posted by: Ken McCracken at January 5, 2007 02:18 PM

Look at all the great bling I got on eBay!

Posted by: Julie at January 6, 2007 02:43 PM

Standing at attention in the hot sun for hours, Boris finally succumbed to 'medal fatigue'.

Posted by: elliot at January 7, 2007 08:13 AM

OK, McCracken. A little levity. But I that it will be hard to top Julie's comment.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at January 8, 2007 11:44 PM

Nancy Pelosi's grandfather!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 9, 2007 08:57 AM

Bill: ..And this here's what I liked to wear on the weekends at Oxford.
Now, Monica, I bet you could see yourself in this shiny belt buckle. Look a little closer,
closer, closer...

Posted by: Terry_Jim at January 9, 2007 11:16 PM

- Sorry -

Posted by: Terry_Jim at January 9, 2007 11:18 PM