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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 88

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

pillowfight.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Polly Esther (L) gets slugged by Betty Clock'er during an elimination match in the Pillow Fight League (PFL) at a late night event in Toronto, January 12, 2007. Betty Clock'er, who defeated Polly Esther, will challenge the current champion Champain for the title in the league's first live event in the United States in New York City on January 19.

Har har . . . you believe THAT caption? Tell us what's really going on there.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 23. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

fun in the snow.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill :

The entire regiment failed to stick the landing.

2. sgtFluffy:

Sadly,...Extreme Army Snow Angels never caught on

3. elliot:

Kamikazis on the rocks.

Honorable Mention #1 Assistant Village Idiot:

At nightfall on the day of the "Mexican Food Experiment," Colonel Chong was summoned before the camp commander.

Honorable Mention #2 DaveD:
... in addition, our men are trained to be accepting of using the field latrines under any type of weather condition.

Honorable Mention #3 onlineanalyst:

And the Red Rockettes glare
Sunstruck and half-bare
Gave proof they're not poofs
With their feet in the air

Captioning helps keep the dream alive. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 17 January 2007 02:25 PM

Comments

Findings:
Pillow Fights:
Man vs Woman - fun
Man vs Man - gay
Woman vs Woman - awesome... err, except in this case...
Man vs pillow...

Posted by: John at January 17, 2007 03:42 PM

The list of candidates for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination was growing every day. But Hillary was going to make damned sure she would continue to remain the only woman on that list.

Posted by: DaveD at January 17, 2007 04:36 PM

WPF officials quickly eliminated Betty when they realized she was swinging a sack of flour and not an authorized Woman's Pillow Fighting pillow.

Posted by: elliot at January 17, 2007 08:03 PM

Whack-A-Moll

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 17, 2007 09:32 PM

The new season of "Desperate Housewives" has gone from bad to worse.

Posted by: John in IL at January 17, 2007 10:57 PM

Title IX extreme sports still only draw fans for the Anna Kournakova matches.

Posted by: DANEgerus at January 18, 2007 10:32 AM

Martha Stewart is suing those that have begun to leak photos from her prison stint.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 18, 2007 01:35 PM

Honey, you're on my side of the bed again.

Posted by: McCain at January 18, 2007 02:03 PM

Whip me! Beat me! I'm trash I tell you! I'm trrrrrrrrash!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 18, 2007 06:27 PM

Having her own kneepads notwithstanding, in the final match Betty Clock'r fell to Monica Blue-Chintz-ski.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 19, 2007 05:14 AM

...and thanks for the first last week Ken.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 19, 2007 12:13 PM

Punch and Judy prove to be fine-feather foes.

Posted by: onlineanalyst at January 19, 2007 02:11 PM

Not content with the new Speaker of the House breaking through the marble ceiling, her feminist supporters duke it out over who gets to be on top, letting the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: onlineanalyst at January 19, 2007 02:18 PM

Given that the NFL season was winding down, men are looking for anything to watch to avoid having to pay attention to Ice Hockey...

Posted by: Serr8d at January 19, 2007 07:54 PM