Willisms
Navigation

Buy WILLisms

XML Feed


Featured Entries

The Babe Theory Of Political Movements.
Mar. 21, 2005 11:50 AM

Iran's Sham Election In Houston.
June 20, 2005 5:36 AM

Yes, Kanye, Bush Does Care.
Oct. 31, 2005 12:41 AM

Health Care vs. Wealth Care.
Nov. 23, 2005 3:28 PM

Americans Voting With Their Feet.
Nov. 30, 2005 1:33 PM

Idea Majorities Matter.
May 12, 2006 6:15 PM

Twilight Zone Economics.
Oct. 17, 2006 12:30 AM

The "Shrinking" Middle Class.
Dec. 13, 2006 1:01 PM

From Ashes, GOP Opportunities.
Dec. 18, 2006 6:37 PM

Battle Between Entitlements & Pork.
Dec. 21, 2006 12:31 PM

Let Economic Freedom Reign.
Dec. 22, 2006 10:22 PM

Biggest Health Care Moment In Decades.
July 25, 2007 4:32 PM

Unions Antithetical to Liberty.
May 28, 2008 11:12 PM

Right To Work States Rock.
June 9, 2008 12:25 PM



Donate





Links

Blogroll Me!







Search



Archives

July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004




Social Security Reform Thursday.
March 13, 2008

Caption Contest: Enter Today!
Due: July 29, 2008

The Carnival Of Classiness.
Mar. 14, 2006

Quotational Therapy: Obama.
Apr. 4, 2008

Mainstream Melee: Wolfowitz.
May 19, 2007

Pundit Roundtable: Leaks.
July 9, 2006

A WILLisms.com(ic), by Ken McCracken
July 14, 2006




Credits

Powered by Movable Type 3.17
Site Design by Sekimori




WILLisms.com June 2008 Book of the Month (certified classy):











The WILLisms.com Gift Shop: Support This Site

giftshopbanner.gif











This Week's Carnival of Revolutions: carnivalbutton.gif



Carnival Home Base: homebase.gif

























Willisms

« Trivia Tidbit Of The Day: Part 403 -- American Companies Can't Win The Auto Wars Without Big Structural Changes. | WILLisms.com | Reggie Bush: Cheater. »

Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 89

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

beer doggie.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Benito, a 5-year-old Chihuahua, drinks beer from a bottle in the southern town of Hulst, Netherlands, Sunday Jan. 21, 2007. Terrie Berenden, a pet shop owner in the town of Zelhem created a non-alcoholic beer for her Weimaraner dog made from beef extract and malt, and consigned a local brewery to make and bottle the beer, called Kwispelbier, after the word 'kwispel', which is Dutch for wagging a tail.
Clearly, there is more going on here than meets the eye. Give us the full caption, please.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, January 30. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

pillowfight.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. John in IL:

The new season of "Desperate Housewives" has gone from bad to worse.

2. Hoodlumman:

Martha Stewart is suing those that have begun to leak photos from her prison stint.

3. DANEgerus:

Title IX extreme sports still only draw fans for the Anna Kournakova matches.

Honorable Mention #1 Rodney Dill :

Whack-A-Moll

Honorable Mention #2 ZsaZsa:
Whip me! Beat me! I'm trash I tell you! I'm trrrrrrrrash!...

Honorable Mention #3 McCain:

Honey, you're on my side of the bed again.

All the captioning that's fit to print. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 24 January 2007 03:01 PM

Comments

Five years in dog age is 35! So gimme one more short one and I'll be ready to eat...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 24, 2007 03:33 PM

Ted Kennedy's dog had long since stopped fetching, sitting or rolling over.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at January 24, 2007 04:10 PM

Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell checked into rehab after his 'kidnapping' was exposed as a relapse. But I think we can all agree, he is one celebrity who deserves a pass.

Posted by: DANEgerus at January 24, 2007 04:26 PM

We decided to tolerate the drinking once he signed up for Coprophagiacs Anonymous.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 24, 2007 06:39 PM

NO! NOT LIGHT BEER! ANYTHING BUT LIGHT BEER!

Posted by: Ken S at January 24, 2007 09:50 PM

Since his advertising career ended, the Taco Bell Chihuahua's life has taken a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Ken S at January 24, 2007 09:53 PM

What happens in the kennel, stays in the kennel.

Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2007 05:54 AM

What? I work hard all day, barking at the mailman, sniffing butts, playing with my squeaky toys, burying bones in the back yard, chasing a squirrel or two..I need to relax after that.

Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2007 05:58 AM

Yo, Quiero Cervaza!

Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2007 06:03 AM

Yo, Quiero Cerveza!

Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2007 06:05 AM

Opps..sorry for the double post, thought first one didn't take...:)

Posted by: elliot at January 25, 2007 06:06 AM

Tara Reid hits the bottle after latest surgical snafu.

Posted by: JR Ewing at January 25, 2007 12:48 PM

After a little nip, I'll speak!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at January 25, 2007 08:32 PM

Nice webpage, lovely, cool design. Would you please also visit my site?
skin [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dhqcbc7g_0cws8qz]skin[/url] paris hilton sex video [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg23jb2f_0cs4zzx]paris hilton sex video[/url] debt counseling [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dggsrskk_0gg9pp2]debt counseling[/url] flexeril [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=ddx74c7r_0fw3vvn]flexeril[/url] home mortgage loan [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg8njzkq_0g6zw88]home mortgage loan[/url] sports betting [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=ddb7v6xx_0f2qx4z]sports betting[/url] pay day loan [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg5hg67s_0fbz92x]pay day loan[/url] mortgage interest rates [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dch36s7z_1cppfcc]mortgage interest rates[/url] free debt consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dgvfgtkc_0hhwv6t]free debt consolidation[/url] home refinance [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg5wsrx4_1c49c4s]home refinance[/url]

Posted by: Stacy at January 25, 2007 11:15 PM


Nice page greetings to all in this guestbook! Please also visit my site:
pay day loans [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg9ggtbh_0cjqk9f]pay day loans[/url] internet poker [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg63c2sn_0np53br]internet poker[/url] polyphonic ringtones [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dcm9542p_0cskp3w]polyphonic ringtones[/url] online gambling casinos [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dgvzmjmp_0fkgq4k]online gambling casinos[/url] home mortgage lenders [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd6zxsgp_0gzxth5]home mortgage lenders[/url] refinancing mortgage [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dw765h6_0gqkw36]refinancing mortgage[/url] debt solutions [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dcsstnmj_0gt72sw]debt solutions[/url] blood pressure [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=ddqxq374_0hh63h7]blood pressure[/url] download free ringtones [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=df35ms43_0dtqkjw]download free ringtones[/url] cingular ringtones [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=d7hhv6m_0gbnmmw]cingular ringtones[/url]

Posted by: Lambeth at January 25, 2007 11:15 PM


Cool design, great info! Would you please also visit my site?
free wallpaper [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dhq2rrfn_0dc63m5]free wallpaper[/url] fast cash advance [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=d88c4km_0dn6hp2]fast cash advance[/url] slot machines [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=ds8r2v6_2dk7cg2]slot machines[/url] obesity [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dpzj5pw_0cxz2dx]obesity[/url] personal loan [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dhttcds8_0g2qrm6]personal loan[/url] casino online [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dgx2vkqv_0c26pg7]casino online[/url] arthritis [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=ddhm82rb_0g6mvzv]arthritis[/url] casino [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=ddrkfsxm_0fkh59w]casino[/url] student loan [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dfcrf6zg_0dv9sqb]student loan[/url] california health insurance [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg8p5ctr_0fwkg87]california health insurance[/url]

Posted by: Johnie at January 25, 2007 11:16 PM

"I'm just having some hair of the man that bit me."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 26, 2007 07:06 PM

Tire "chaser".

Posted by: DaveD at January 27, 2007 11:23 AM


Awesome site! Design is great! Please visit my homepage too:
hypertension [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dghkbng4_0g7pv66]hypertension[/url] hoodia diet [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dzjpxq9_09dvx3h]hoodia diet[/url] acyclovir [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dhdxs7hk_0ftbwgg]acyclovir[/url] poker tables [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dgjkbbtr_0cvpr9t]poker tables[/url] nextel ringtones [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dcfm7cm6_0wd3tnm]nextel ringtones[/url] video poker [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dgqpqj7d_0cg7949]video poker[/url] poker games [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dgkmfj7h_0dx5dz3]poker games[/url] poker rules [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dcrkkcb4_0r6trct]poker rules[/url] car loan [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dhkjbc9q_0gdt6hh]car loan[/url] cash money [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dfq335k9_036dn6c]cash money[/url]

Posted by: Johnie at January 27, 2007 02:03 PM

After the 2007 Sundance Film Festival featured a movie about a man who has sex with his horse, the 2008 SFF is speculated to have a movie about slipping Roofies into the family dog's drink.

Posted by: GOP and College at January 27, 2007 06:27 PM


Hi there! Just couldn't resist your guestbook! Please visit my site too:
cheap airline tickets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfzx23kg_0fhwjws]cheap airline tickets[/url] lexapro [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgwf85sm_0hfbkv4]lexapro[/url] best online casinos [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dc5mxpqz_0g73p83]best online casinos[/url] discounted airline tickets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dtx6srz_0qqrqjv]discounted airline tickets[/url] norwegian cruise lines [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg3n9gkg_0cnpmvk]norwegian cruise lines[/url] business class airfares [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dsksgcv_0q4hvkt]business class airfares[/url] high risk personal loans [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dffp6zt7_0g6sb8c]high risk personal loans[/url] eliminate credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddbkf7q3_0d7xtzn]eliminate credit card debt[/url] cheap flights from usa [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddkj2zg5_0fhbvr5]cheap flights from usa[/url] paydayloans [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dqr82xf_0nq6xhz]paydayloans[/url]

Posted by: Merideth at January 28, 2007 11:50 AM


Hi there! Just couldn't resist your guestbook! Please visit my site too:
cheap airline tickets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfzx23kg_0fhwjws]cheap airline tickets[/url] lexapro [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgwf85sm_0hfbkv4]lexapro[/url] best online casinos [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dc5mxpqz_0g73p83]best online casinos[/url] discounted airline tickets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dtx6srz_0qqrqjv]discounted airline tickets[/url] norwegian cruise lines [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg3n9gkg_0cnpmvk]norwegian cruise lines[/url] business class airfares [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dsksgcv_0q4hvkt]business class airfares[/url] high risk personal loans [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dffp6zt7_0g6sb8c]high risk personal loans[/url] eliminate credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddbkf7q3_0d7xtzn]eliminate credit card debt[/url] cheap flights from usa [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddkj2zg5_0fhbvr5]cheap flights from usa[/url] paydayloans [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dqr82xf_0nq6xhz]paydayloans[/url]

Posted by: Merideth at January 28, 2007 11:50 AM


I just want to say thank you for taking the time & effort for put this web page together! Please visit my homepage too:
nursing degree [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhs7n6mt_0c5z6mp]nursing degree[/url] discount tires [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dchcwvvz_0jhkcj8]discount tires[/url] credit card debt elimination [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dg3sbj4n_0dhnzhd]credit card debt elimination[/url] cheapest airfares [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddkv6h9f_0hjhrs5]cheapest airfares[/url] ultram [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dhnhfgsn_0hp9j6h]ultram[/url] cholestrol [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d9hknqz_09mrx74]cholestrol[/url] payless car rental [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=df34d3dg_0d8w93g]payless car rental[/url] high cholesterol [url=http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dfw3qv6d_0g3bz82]high cholesterol[/url] diet to lower cholesterol [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcrd6c4z_0dgtf5b]diet to lower cholesterol[/url] cheap plane tickets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d6z7tqm_0d3zt88]cheap plane tickets[/url]

Posted by: Chuck at January 28, 2007 11:51 AM


Yo! Cool stuff! Thanks for being here. Please visit my homepage:
california home equity loan [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dpz2trj_1dqd595]california home equity loan[/url] midwest airline [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddxs9cs4_0csvjdb]midwest airline[/url] credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgk73pt6_1dkjrg4]credit card debt[/url] pain relief [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dffkd6vg_0cxsnhh]pain relief[/url] tv ringtones [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d6ssnc3_0ggpw5v]tv ringtones[/url] group health insurance [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfpd4frd_0c7ptx6]group health insurance[/url] credit card consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dd3tgc3_0q4mg22]credit card consolidation[/url] mortgage company [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcc3tcxt_0dbth9s]mortgage company[/url] casinos online [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddhff67t_0hq43fw]casinos online[/url] cheap flower delivery [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=df62t2sc_0cx7t43]cheap flower delivery[/url]

Posted by: Elisa at January 30, 2007 02:54 PM


Hi man! Your site is cool! Please visit my homepage too:
disney world vacation packages [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=df53457n_0ggd3jc]disney world vacation packages[/url] debt consolidation loans [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dkbk5fb_0gnf9mh]debt consolidation loans[/url] prepaid credit cards [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d6hpvd2_19n2z4w]prepaid credit cards[/url] allegra [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhpzms8w_0dx4htm]allegra[/url] college logos [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d6gd4df_0d8nt5x]college logos[/url] auto loan calculator [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddfvppz5_0ndh668]auto loan calculator[/url] debt consolidation companies [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dffkhqjw_0f9v2sz]debt consolidation companies[/url] health insurance california [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddptfjpk_0cf2cr5]health insurance california[/url] bad credit loans [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgcv3r2w_0gh8h9p]bad credit loans[/url] diabetic diets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddpx73q_1hp7skm]diabetic diets[/url]

Posted by: Stacy at January 30, 2007 02:54 PM

If you're not the mead dog...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at January 30, 2007 06:47 PM

Hi people! Great job! Please visit my homepage:
credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddvr8hdn_0fcqjp8]credit card debt[/url] mortgage calculator [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d8k39hw_0chf6vx]mortgage calculator[/url] mortgage calculator [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=d8k39hw_1d6bfpb]mortgage calculator[/url] debt consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddvwtsrp_0f3xzdj]debt consolidation[/url] debt consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddvwtsrp_1gnpn76]debt consolidation[/url] bad credit loans [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcjmzwvj_1dgf4gd]bad credit loans[/url] credit card debt consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgnd82b3_0fr7h99]credit card debt consolidation[/url] affordable health insurance [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dz7zz5c_1ftvknp]affordable health insurance[/url] debt relief [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcw98snv_0hfw8ww]debt relief[/url] credit bureaus [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dcfssgft_1f7t4f8]credit bureaus[/url]

Posted by: Kathy at January 30, 2007 10:04 PM


Hi there! Just couldn't resist your guestbook! Would you please also visit my homepage?
hydrocodone [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhhnkwt3_0dnrk7t]hydrocodone[/url] credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dwccgr2_1j8mxk5]credit card debt[/url] credit card debt consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dg4zx9zk_0hqc2fr]credit card debt consolidation[/url] eliminate credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgw9zsf2_1ccrwq6]eliminate credit card debt[/url] bill consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dg5wckzn_0f845jv]bill consolidation[/url] online degree [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfvrt44x_0ffzmhz]online degree[/url] vicodin [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dc7b643p_1dtjvcm]vicodin[/url] credit card debt [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dwccgr2_0gm8hh5]credit card debt[/url] credit card debt consolidation [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgnd82b3_1ds9x9m]credit card debt consolidation[/url] cheap airline tickets [url=http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dg8c7pq3_0cr4xxk]cheap airline tickets[/url]

Posted by: Betty at January 30, 2007 10:04 PM

In the last few weeks of his life, Barbarro, wracked with pain, began to hit the bottle pretty hard and appeared to be only a shadow of his former self.

Posted by: bad-d-d-dude at January 31, 2007 10:17 AM