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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 90

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

shrill hill.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
U.S. presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) poses for a photo with supporters as she campaigns at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds in Davenport, Iowa, January 28, 2007. Clinton is campaigning in Iowa for the first time since announcing her intention to seek the Democratic presidential nomination earlier in the week.
I don't think we are getting the full story here. How about a less suspicious caption, please?.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, February 6. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

beer doggie.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. elliot:

What happens in the kennel, stays in the kennel.

2. Hoodlumman:

Ted Kennedy's dog had long since stopped fetching, sitting or rolling over.

3. DANEgerus Ken S:

Since his advertising career ended, the Taco Bell Chihuahua's life has taken a turn for the worse.

Caption early and caption often. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 31 January 2007 04:52 PM

Comments

Thank you for first place - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at January 31, 2007 04:58 PM

Hillary(whispering): Okay, we've got a deal, you pose with me for a few publicity shots and I give you each 100 bucks.

Posted by: elliot at January 31, 2007 05:08 PM

Hillary: "I thought you said you were bringing me one of those hood thingys"
Woman: "Berkas-R-Us ran out"

Posted by: elliot at January 31, 2007 05:13 PM

I'm twice flattered - once for taking third place and second for being called DANEgerus ;)

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 31, 2007 07:54 PM

Ok Mrs. Clinton...We are going to need you to strap this on.

Posted by: dennis at January 31, 2007 09:31 PM

Oops, fixed!

Posted by: Ken McCracken at January 31, 2007 10:31 PM

just stumbled in...check out my chihuahua tomorrow

lol

borrowed ben from you...bernanke's birthday...will have him home early

Posted by: stockjockeyutc at January 31, 2007 11:23 PM

Are those the dead Dem supporters???...

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 1, 2007 06:44 AM

"Ma'am, just take the picture already - stop trying to make a phone call."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 1, 2007 08:17 AM

"U.S. presidential hopeful Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY)officially announces her new bill funding a '3-D Fatima' program. In her remarks, the Senator noted the Bush Administration's obvious failure to ensure that the media have access to a range of different Fatimas for their adventures in fauxtography. The Senator also pointed out that the existing 'Flat Fatima' was not fully representative of the full range of muslim women affected by the Administration's overseas adventures and was degrading to the multi-dimensional nature of the modern muslim female."

Posted by: Doug at February 1, 2007 08:48 AM

Hilary should have covered her head!

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 1, 2007 09:41 AM

I'll take the link!
;)

Presidential Candidate Clinton(D), shown here with Bill's two new wives, welcomes Sha'aria law to Iowa.

"Now I don't have to keep making excuses for Bill anymore and he can even add Belinda Stronach as a fourth wife!"

Posted by: DANEgerus at February 1, 2007 09:57 AM

"Who knew there were this many -- two -- Muslims in Iowa?"

Posted by: TigerHawk at February 1, 2007 12:15 PM

Besides her desire to be President, Hillary also often dreamed to be the prettiest one in the room

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2007 05:17 PM

"Interns? Man, where were you two back when Bill was in office."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2007 05:19 PM

What?? Another dog contest?

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2007 05:20 PM

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

Posted by: b from t at February 1, 2007 07:32 PM

DRUDGEBREAKING: First ever Iraqi Hooter's opening in Baghdad. Developing...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 1, 2007 08:46 PM

Finalists for the Ms World Domination contest take a little time out for cheesecake photo ops. Front-runner Madame Hillary sends covert signals to the judges that it is better to be pretty in pinko than to don the veil.

Posted by: onlineanalyst at February 2, 2007 02:45 PM

Hillary: Remember DO NOT SPEAK, I do not want them to know I hired you and you're from Brooklyn New York.
Girl: Shore, I'm notta supposed to tawwwlk cause I'm froma New Yawwwk.

Posted by: elliot at February 2, 2007 07:00 PM

Wow!
Elliot could use last week's winning caption again!
I can't top:
"What happens in the kennel, stays in the kennel."

Posted by: Terry_Jim at February 3, 2007 12:20 AM

Heh Heh Thanks...Elliot

Posted by: elliot at February 3, 2007 07:47 AM

Burkha, burka, noose!

Posted by: charles austin at February 3, 2007 02:09 PM

"We'd just like to say that even if we don't win, it was fun auditioning for Dreamgirls."

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at February 3, 2007 10:34 PM

The picture is technically inaccurate as Darth Rodham Clinton would only have one apprentice.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 4, 2007 09:58 AM

Three women who wish to stop Bush from fighting against terrorists.

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