WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 91

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 91

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

eternal embrace.jpg

Here is the actual caption:

A pair of human skeletons lie in an eternal embrace at an Neolithic archaeological dig site near Mantova, Italy, in this photo released February 6, 2007.

Oh, right! We are supposed to believe that rubbish? How about a real caption, please?

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, February 13. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

shrill hill.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Assistant Village Idiot:

We'd just like to say that even if we don't win, it was fun auditioning for Dreamgirls.

2. Rodney Dill:

The picture is technically inaccurate as Darth Rodham Clinton would only have one apprentice.

3. elliot:

Hillary: Remember DO NOT SPEAK, I do not want them to know I hired you and you're from Brooklyn New York.
Girl: Shore, I'm notta supposed to tawwwlk cause I'm froma New Yawwwk.

Captioning is the most fun you can have with your pants on. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 7 February 2007 10:48 AM

Comments

The Olson twins survived the sand storm by living off of one packet of mayo for 4 weeks. As you can see, they haven't changed a bit.

Posted by: Rob B. at February 7, 2007 11:00 AM

Look what Heidi found?...

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 7, 2007 11:45 AM

Budget cuts...!

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 7, 2007 11:46 AM

Oh crap, two more democrat voters for 2008

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 7, 2007 11:59 AM

Gimme some sugar, baby!

Posted by: JohnW at February 7, 2007 01:00 PM

"I always knew you had mud for brains!"

Posted by: John at February 7, 2007 01:01 PM

"Whatever happened to 'Till death do us part?!' What's a guy gotta do to get away from this harpy?"

Posted by: John at February 7, 2007 01:02 PM

Well, It looks like they died happy...

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 7, 2007 01:23 PM

They died laughung!

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 7, 2007 02:19 PM

Him: "Honey, I locked us out of the car again."
Her: "That's okay I've got a Skeleton Key"

Posted by: elliot at February 7, 2007 03:17 PM

Thanks for Third Place last week, too - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at February 7, 2007 03:22 PM

"Marcia" "John" "Marcia" "John" "Marcia" "John"
Director: Cut! This time with a little more feeling. (Take 400,455,765 Beach Love Scene)
....and ACTION!

Posted by: elliot at February 7, 2007 03:29 PM

The world's oldest and longest staring contest apparently can be ruled as a tie.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 7, 2007 04:37 PM

Archeologists uncover evidence of "the original" Snickers Super Bowl commercial.

Posted by: Doug at February 7, 2007 06:01 PM

Harry, there's something I must tell you.....
I have humans in my closet.

Posted by: elliot at February 7, 2007 07:40 PM

"And that's how long OUR Viagra will last~!"

Posted by: serr8d at February 7, 2007 07:42 PM

Thanks for 1st. There's some really good ones for this week, and I'm not even going to try and top them.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at February 7, 2007 10:34 PM

Nicole Richie and Keira Knightley are caught swapping recipes.

Posted by: John in IL at February 7, 2007 10:53 PM

Al Gorius soothingly whispers to his devote wife Tipperatia "Don't worry about being snowed in honey..."

Posted by: DANEgerus at February 8, 2007 01:44 AM

Her: "Honey, sing me that song, you konw, the one that turns me on"
He: "Okay. The hip bone is connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone is connected to the knee bone, the knee bone is..."

Posted by: elliot at February 8, 2007 01:54 PM

Her: "Honey, sing me that song, you know, the one that turns me on"
He: "Okay. The hip bone is connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone is connected to the knee bone, the knee bone is..."

Posted by: elliot at February 8, 2007 01:54 PM

It's Trim Spa baby!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 8, 2007 04:56 PM

Two skeletons walk into a malt shop. They order a milkshake, two straws, and a mop.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at February 9, 2007 03:46 PM

"Crap! Oh, what did I drink last night? Uh-oh! She won't wake up and she's like totally on my arm! How long am I gonna have to lie here?"

Posted by: Adjustah at February 10, 2007 05:34 AM

They met on Halloween and were engaged by Valentine's Day.

Posted by: DaveD at February 10, 2007 10:24 AM

Death by Morning Breath

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 10, 2007 11:56 AM