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U.S. Senator and presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) speaks to voters at a campaign stop in Manchester, New Hampshire on February 10, 2007. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

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Oh crap, two more democrat voters for 2008

Posted by Will Franklin · 14 February 2007 12:25 PM


I see the bad moon arising

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2007 12:40 PM

(Ghostly Voice) Goooo Towards the lighhhhht....Pleaaaaaseee.

Posted by: Dennis at February 14, 2007 12:44 PM

This is her good side. Wait till you see the other???

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 14, 2007 12:49 PM

Tinkerbell shows where her allegiances lie, by continually trying to sit on Hillary's face.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 14, 2007 12:55 PM

Hillary...waiting on the moonbats.

Posted by: ken at February 14, 2007 01:44 PM

Hillary...waiting on the moonbats.

Posted by: ken at February 14, 2007 01:44 PM

It's global warming!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 14, 2007 01:55 PM

Gotham city debuts its replacement for the Bat Signal.

Posted by: John at February 14, 2007 02:19 PM

I want to TAKE from the evil oil co's!!!!.....

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 14, 2007 02:25 PM

Hillary had the look of a deer caught in Obama's headlights.

Posted by: DaveD at February 14, 2007 04:28 PM

What is the difference between an AniMagus and a were-Hillary?

(apologies to JK Rowling)

Posted by: Dan Melson at February 14, 2007 04:32 PM

Hillary opens her anti-discrimination campaign against God for putting a man's face on the moon. She has introduced legislation to have earth's only satellite renamed "The Hillary."

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at February 14, 2007 04:57 PM

The next profile on the dime... (she hopes!)

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 14, 2007 05:24 PM

Darkness falls across the land / The midnight hour is close at hand / Creatures crawl in search of blood / To terrorize y'all's neighbourhood / And whosoever shall be found / Without the soul for getting down / Must stand and face the hounds of hell / And rot inside a corpse's shell. / The foulest stench is in the air / The funk of 40,000 years / And grizzy ghouls from every tomb / Are closing in to seal your doom / And though you fight to stay alive / Your body starts to shiver / For no mere mortal can resist / The evil of the Hiller.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at February 14, 2007 08:42 PM

Hillary didn't know the light at the end of the tunnel was the Obama Express until it was too late.

Congrats on the 1 Mil! I'm right behind you, by that I mean right and I'm behind you.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at February 14, 2007 08:59 PM

Hillary Clinton shows her ability to manifest Light around her body, signifying her qualifications to be a World Leader. In September 2005, another World Leader was surrounded by Light during a speech at the United Nations, although the Clinton campaign is trying to play down any comparisons between the candidate and the Leader of Iran per se. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

Posted by: Mr Michael at February 14, 2007 09:50 PM



Posted by: chsw at February 14, 2007 10:05 PM

And on a full moon the Clintons were known to go down on all fours and growl "I did not have sexual relations with that moon"

Previous Week: 5213 years later Sonya said all right Roger thats sufficent foreplay.

Posted by: bagelblogger at February 15, 2007 04:13 AM

Forgetting that tonight was the full moon, Hillary had already started her press conference when the transformation began.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at February 15, 2007 10:09 AM

There's a full moon, werewolf time, quick load the silver bullets!

Posted by: Maggie at February 15, 2007 01:27 PM

You too can get your own Hillary jack o'lantern!

Posted by: Rob B. at February 15, 2007 03:01 PM

Hillary failed the saving throw for Obama's "Orb of Radience and Wrinkling" spell.

Posted by: Rob B. at February 15, 2007 03:09 PM

The woman is positively radioactive!

Posted by: onlineanalyst at February 15, 2007 03:18 PM

B*tch in a Bubble.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at February 15, 2007 09:15 PM

B*tch in a Bubble.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at February 15, 2007 09:17 PM

Thanks for the enjoyment, folks. Highlight of my week.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at February 15, 2007 10:13 PM

If the bid for the WHITEhouse doesn't pan out, Hillary can always try out for the LIGHThouse job.

Posted by: elliot at February 16, 2007 06:42 AM

Oh I'm being followed by a moon bat shadow, Moon bat shadow moon bat shadow. bonk bonk bonk... A leapin and hopin on a moon bat shadow ... Cat Stevens wrote the original and I was just trying to help him out???

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 16, 2007 07:11 PM

Full moon and empty head. (With apologies to Gary Larson)

Posted by: charles austin at February 17, 2007 12:18 PM

Hillary did have an excellant poker face, however she did have one flaw whenever she got a winning hand.

Posted by: elliot at February 18, 2007 10:07 AM

The Iroquoi creation myth, which states that the moon is the head of an old woman, has been proven correct.

(Anyone who grew up in NY state might know what I'm talking about.)

Posted by: Bigfoot at February 20, 2007 03:41 PM

Then she got an idea! An awful idea! THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 20, 2007 06:18 PM