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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 93

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

nancy pelosi's makeover.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
A model for Jeremy Scott in 2006. Scott is making a comeback to Paris with his autumn-winter collection after deserting the French capital for Los Angeles and New York following his return to his homeland in 2001.
You call THAT a caption? Please! Give us a real caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 6. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. DaveD:

Hillary had the look of a deer caught in Obama's headlights.

2. Buckley F. Williams:

Darkness falls across the land / The midnight hour is close at hand / Creatures crawl in search of blood / To terrorize y'all's neighbourhood / And whosoever shall be found / Without the soul for getting down / Must stand and face the hounds of hell / And rot inside a corpse's shell. / The foulest stench is in the air / The funk of 40,000 years / And grizzy ghouls from every tomb / Are closing in to seal your doom / And though you fight to stay alive / Your body starts to shiver / For no mere mortal can resist / The evil of the Hiller.

3. John:

Gotham city debuts its replacement for the Bat Signal.

We were captioning before captioning was cool. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 28 February 2007 06:55 AM

Comments

Madonna's daughter gets married..........

Posted by: elliot at February 28, 2007 07:37 AM

Electrical supplies are over there. Thank you for shopping Home Depot.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at February 28, 2007 07:37 AM

Capital Hills

Posted by: elliot at February 28, 2007 07:38 AM

Ms. Hill knew exactly how to get attendance to her ninth grade political science class up.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at February 28, 2007 08:06 AM

#3, thank you!

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. I've seen Pris wearing this ridiculous get up with rotundas covering her jumblies. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Posted by: John at February 28, 2007 08:51 AM

She made two points on capitalism...

Posted by: zsa zsa at February 28, 2007 12:08 PM

All the boobs in Washington are under the capital dome.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 28, 2007 09:31 PM

Watch it Lady or you'll poke someones eye out.

Posted by: elliot at February 28, 2007 10:11 PM

Capitol Hill has issued new protective gear for female pages to protect them from inappropriate congressional passes.

Posted by: Maggie at March 1, 2007 08:19 AM

The new look in cake toppers this year is just icing on the cakes!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 1, 2007 09:06 AM

The prominance of the two parts of congress still recieve more pointed coverage than Bush.

Posted by: Rob B. at March 1, 2007 02:15 PM

Knock knock!... Who's there?...

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 1, 2007 02:52 PM

"Is that the Washington Monument
in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: Terry_Jim at March 1, 2007 11:38 PM

Mrs.Pelosi models
The Official Commemorative
"Speaker of the House Bustier"
sold during the
Nancy Pelosi Inauguration Party / Fund Raiser.

Posted by: Terry_Jim at March 1, 2007 11:46 PM

The newest member of the Justice League,
"Congress Woman"- who uses her 'printing press powers' to dump gigantic wads of cash on her opponents, and especially her friends.

Posted by: Terry_Jim at March 1, 2007 11:55 PM

Unfortunately, when it came to a vote, both Capital rotunda's were barely half full.

Posted by: JR at March 2, 2007 12:35 PM

Elliot is incorrect. The correct caption should be "Capitol Hills."

Another caption:

This model made the A-list.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at March 2, 2007 02:13 PM

Nancy Pelosi(D)'s latest attempt at bi-partisanship in Congress resulted in a tragic 'wardrobe' incident today...

Posted by: DANEgerus at March 2, 2007 06:02 PM

CHSW - You are correct...thanks.

Note: JR and Rodney are incorrect too....I guess we are not 'Smarter than a Fifth Grader'. Heh Heh

Posted by: elliot at March 3, 2007 09:44 AM

I are a good speller

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 3, 2007 12:39 PM

Heh Heh
Mi two, sew eye farrd the sphell checkar.

Posted by: elliot at March 3, 2007 12:48 PM

If you've ever been embarassed to appear in public after your little brother 'borrowed' your bra for his political science project, you just may be a redneck.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 4, 2007 06:37 AM

Keeping with the theme, Jockey and BVD rolled out their new line of 'Washington Monument' briefs.

Posted by: elliot at March 6, 2007 06:47 AM

[begging your pardon, if it please the judges]
......Capitol rotunda's ......
[I knew I never should have trusted elliot]

Posted by: JR at March 6, 2007 05:09 PM

That's right. If I going Down I'm taking everyone with me...Down with a 'Capitol' D

Posted by: elliot at March 6, 2007 09:34 PM