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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 94

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

edwards.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Democratic presidential candidate, former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards, gestures while answering a question during a candidates forum held by AFSCME in Carson City, Nev., Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007.
Really now, you call that a caption? Tell us what's really going on.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 13. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

nancy pelosi's makeover.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. JR:

Unfortunately, when it came to a vote, both Capitol rotunda's were barely half full.

2. Elliot:

Keeping with the theme, Jockey and BVD rolled out their new line of 'Washington Monument' briefs.

3. Zsa Zsa:

She made two points on capitalism...

Captioning - what could possibly go wrong? Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 7 March 2007 03:58 PM

Comments

John Edwards chances for the Presidency...

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 7, 2007 04:38 PM

Great winners for last week. Loved 'em all.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at March 7, 2007 05:03 PM

"And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again."

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at March 7, 2007 05:04 PM

"That Enzyte didn't have nearly the effect I expected..."

Posted by: Big D at March 7, 2007 06:06 PM

"No, I guess I won't need to be seeking immediate medical attention.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 7, 2007 06:10 PM

"Uh, how big is your carbon footprint there, John?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 7, 2007 06:11 PM

No. Really, Andrea, it is.

Posted by: allen at March 7, 2007 06:39 PM

"Ann Coulter? Oh, crush, CRUSH! I CRUSH her head! "

Posted by: JR at March 7, 2007 07:33 PM

"Faggot? You mean a bundle o' sticks about yay big?"

Posted by: JR at March 7, 2007 07:35 PM

"This is how big your house is compared to mine."

Posted by: John at March 7, 2007 07:57 PM

John Edwards indicates the thickness of $100 bills used to insulate his new home.

Posted by: Eric Lindholm at March 7, 2007 08:27 PM

Just a little more whiskey for my coffee, thanks.

Posted by: elliot at March 7, 2007 09:19 PM

Gesturing as the Muzac was playing..."It fun to stay at the Y M C......."

Posted by: elliot at March 7, 2007 09:22 PM

If Ann can call me the 'F' word, then I can call her the 'C' word.......Cuckoo!

Posted by: elliot at March 7, 2007 10:32 PM

Not that small.

Posted by: The Whistler at March 8, 2007 07:57 AM

The other America is full of these bitty bitty people called 'who's'.

Posted by: The Whistler at March 8, 2007 08:17 AM

J Edwards explains to his supporters his bad hair day...

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 8, 2007 09:33 AM

Reporter: "Martin Luther King, Jr., said
'The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.' Senator Edwards, could you tell us how tall you would stand as President during difficult times for our nation?"

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Posted by: John at March 8, 2007 04:07 PM

"This much and Ann was screaming for less."

Posted by: Doug at March 9, 2007 09:30 AM

"Tell me... are you guys afraid of... the Claw? RRRROOWRRRRR...

..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 9, 2007 01:52 PM

Yeah, it's true. All Democratic politicians' have dicks this big. Even Hillary's is only that big.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at March 9, 2007 04:42 PM

Brylcream, a little dab will do ya.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 10, 2007 09:16 AM

OK,OK...just a little bit gay!

Posted by: chuckster at March 10, 2007 10:03 PM

Alright wise guys, who stole the handle off my coffee cup? You know the thingy that looks like this.

Posted by: elliot at March 11, 2007 09:12 AM

Now tell me that's not a little gay. No not that, I mean THIS!

Posted by: GOP and College at March 12, 2007 05:10 PM