WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 95

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 95

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

st. pat.jpg

Here is the actual caption:

Dressed as St. Patrick, Pat Minehane, left, leads 105-year-old Jack A. Weil, the founder of Rockmount Ranchwear, to the corner of a street in lower downtown Denver to perform the annual sign changing ceremony and rename the street after former Denver district attorney Dale Tooley on Thursday, March 8, 2007. The annual ceremony is held to kick off the week leading up to the St. Patrick's Day parade in Denver, which is one of the largest held in the country.

Come on, there must be a better caption than that!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 20. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill:

Uh, how big is your carbon footprint there, John?

2. Hoodlumman:

Tell me... are you guys afraid of... the Claw? RRRROOWRRRRR......

3. JR:

Ann Coulter? Oh, crush, CRUSH! I CRUSH her head!

Captioning is all it's cracked up to be. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 14 March 2007 10:03 AM

Comments

Wow! They look pretty cute for being 105!

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 14, 2007 10:57 AM

When Social Security was put into action, I don't think they were thinking people like these two guys would be around for this long???

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 14, 2007 12:33 PM

Hey Paddy, you know those snake you chased out of Ireland? Well they ended up on a plane! Or in Congress, I forget which.

Posted by: Bigfoot at March 14, 2007 03:00 PM

The Saint and the Faint.

Posted by: b from t at March 14, 2007 03:28 PM

**Thanks to all who got my Liar Liar reference for last week's caption!**

Posted by: Hoodlumman at March 14, 2007 03:57 PM

Thanks Ken

Posted by: Rodney Dill at March 14, 2007 04:33 PM

You know sonny, I haven't had sex since 1920.
Really that long ago?
What long ago? It's only 2100 now.

Posted by: elliot at March 14, 2007 06:30 PM

Saint Pat loves to hang with the Ol' Cowboy - it makes him feel so young.

Posted by: zsa zsa at March 14, 2007 08:28 PM

St. Patrick: I kissed the Blarney Stone, ya know.
Geezer: Big deal, I just passed a Blarney Stone.

Posted by: elliot at March 14, 2007 11:11 PM

"Back in my day, Santa wore a RED suit, and didn't carry no snake, you commie bastard."

Posted by: John at March 15, 2007 12:36 AM

Geezer: OUCH!! HEY!

St. Patrick: Beggin' y' pardon, pops, but y'shoulda been wearin' some green, dontcha know.

Posted by: JR at March 15, 2007 02:41 PM

A mild-mannered alternative newspaper publisher by day, at night he becomes The Green Bishop and with his trusty sidekick Katopectate, keep the Mile High City free from crime.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at March 15, 2007 04:11 PM

The 2007 Village People Reunion was a crowd pleaser at the local IHOP.

Posted by: Rob B. at March 15, 2007 04:30 PM

Geezer: What's good for diarrhea on St Patty's Day.

St. Patrick: Try some Pept O' Bismal

Posted by: elliot at March 15, 2007 06:16 PM

St. Patrick's: The Truely Green Holiday

Posted by: GOP and College at March 15, 2007 10:25 PM

[geezer] Now, again, you're sure you're not St. Peter?

Posted by: serr8d at March 16, 2007 10:49 PM