WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 96

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 96

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Here is the actual caption:

Ryan Christopher Colwill of the U.S. takes part in the semi-final round of the 1-metre springboard diving competition at the World Aquatics Championships in Melbourne March 21, 2007.

I can't believe this caption for one minute. Can you give us a better one, please?

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, March 27. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

st. pat.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Elliot:

St. Patrick: I kissed the Blarney Stone, ya know.
Geezer: Big deal, I just passed a Blarney Stone.

2. Serr8d:

Geezer: Now, again, you're sure you're not St. Peter?

3. JR:

Geezer: OUCH!! HEY!

St. Patrick: Beggin' y' pardon, pops, but y'shoulda been wearin' some green, dontcha know.

I caption, therefore I am. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 21 March 2007 10:56 AM

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