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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 101

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
President Bush delivers remarks about worldwide anti-terrorism efforts and the war in Iraq during a speech at East Grand Rapids High School in East Grand Rapids, Mich., Friday, April 20, 2007.
Oh what a rotten caption. Tell us the real story here, and give us a real caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 1. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Julie:

Ann found it difficult to keep smiling after Jimmie licked his lips and called her "the other white meat."

2. Jim Rose:

"Ebbbbony and Iiiivory..."

3. Tigerhawk:

Kid Dyn-O-Mite and his flaxen-haired ho.

If captioning doesn't kill you, it only makes you stronger. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 25 April 2007 03:44 PM


George Bush takes advantage of Rep. Dennis Kucinich's (D-Mars) failed mind-ray legislation by causing Rep. Kucinich to actually wet himself during a speech on Tuesday.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 25, 2007 04:50 PM

Mr. President...Why are you staring at that Orange Juice Box....?

Posted by: dennis at April 25, 2007 07:05 PM

President Bush addresses the Knesset: "Oy, it gives me a headache like you wouldn't believe."

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at April 25, 2007 07:28 PM

President GW Bush doing his impersonation of the Amazing Kreskin!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 25, 2007 07:31 PM

Harry, PLEASE, You are giving me a splitting headache!

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 25, 2007 07:48 PM

"When I was in high school, we crushed the beer cans on our forehead, like this."

Posted by: TigerHawk at April 25, 2007 09:32 PM

President Bush, realizing that he's not too good at speaking, tries telepathy instead.

Posted by: Bigfoot at April 25, 2007 09:41 PM

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Muqturda El-Sadr!

(opens envelope to the sound of Ed McMahon chuckling nervously...)

Name two Anti-American Radicals and a Moderate we can work with!

Posted by: Mr. Michael at April 25, 2007 10:07 PM

And just a FYI for all those who may not get my entry for this week's contest - yes, Dennis did try to introduce mind ray legislation...

He's nuts.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 26, 2007 10:08 AM

After Pinky's incompetence caused the Bush-bot to remove its mask in full view of the press. Brain was surprised by the sudden upswing in the approval ratings. It just goes to show you, People love lab mice.

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at April 26, 2007 10:24 AM

Brain Freeze

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 26, 2007 01:39 PM

Ouch! Y'all didn't tell me I'd have ta do Math!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at April 26, 2007 07:41 PM

It's rare to see the Bush-o-tron reset in public.

Posted by: Cory at April 26, 2007 11:04 PM

"Ya mean its really been NUCLEAR and not NUCULAR all this time?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 28, 2007 08:57 AM

"The Great Karnak says the answer is: Blood, Sweat, and Tears. (sound of ripping enveloping) And the question is -- Name the three most unpopular flavors at Baskin-Robbins."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 28, 2007 08:58 AM

I am the Great Karnak, and--oh, fudge! I forgot to put on the turban!


President Bush, performing a Vulcan mind meld on himself, just moments before his collapse into dementia.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at May 1, 2007 12:50 AM

"I'm... being... scanned..."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 2, 2007 05:14 PM