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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 98

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Hillary!.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing and old friend during a campaign stop at the National Education Association New Hampshire, in Concord, N.H., Friday, March 30, 2007.
Sheesh, do you believe that caption? I don't! Give us a proper one, please.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 10. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

mannequins.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Giacomo:

After calling for the removal of "most" US forces from Iraq, Democrats unveiled a display showing the "Scarecrow Force Alpha" brigade they intend to leave behind.

2. charles austin:

These Mannequin-Americans are stuck in Iraq because they didn't get a good education.-- John Kerry

3. DaveD:

Army recruiting proceeds apace at Nieman-Marcus.

Captioning is its own reward. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 4 April 2007 04:59 AM

Comments

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the political waters.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 4, 2007 05:12 AM

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!

Posted by: elliot at April 4, 2007 07:38 AM

You're fired. How dare you say I'd look good in a blue dress.

Posted by: elliot at April 4, 2007 07:39 AM

Izz Szzwallowzzed thuzzz microzzzphonezz.

Posted by: elliot at April 4, 2007 07:42 AM

"If you'd have made that face more often 10 years ago, Bill may not have doinked the hired help..."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 4, 2007 08:31 AM

Poor Hillary is in complete denial...I AM NOT A POWER MAD POLITICAL MACHINE!!! OBAMA IS NOT BOTHERING ME!

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 4, 2007 08:34 AM

I'VE GOT MONEY! I NEED VOTES!!!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 4, 2007 08:38 AM

Mannequin-Americans. Heh.

"You've gotta lot of nerve showing up here, Monica!"

Posted by: John at April 4, 2007 08:57 AM

Unfortunately for Hillary, no one else in the room knew the Heimlich Maneuver.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 4, 2007 10:22 AM

AAAAAaaaaaaa! Not another one of Bill's bimbos!

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 4, 2007 10:52 AM

BRING ME THE HEAD OF KARL ROVE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dennis at April 4, 2007 01:45 PM

GET IN MA BELLY!

Posted by: Dennis at April 4, 2007 01:45 PM

I TOLD YOU ...I WANT CAFFINE!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 4, 2007 02:07 PM

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW???

Posted by: Eric von Michigan at April 4, 2007 02:12 PM

No, I do not want to buy some cigars!!!!!

Posted by: elliot at April 4, 2007 09:29 PM

Hillary proves she can out sing Sanjaya.

Posted by: John in IL at April 4, 2007 11:07 PM

Despite her normally cool demeanor, Hillary Clinton still is able to register shock at revelations of new marital indiscretions.

Posted by: Cobb at April 5, 2007 05:18 PM

Hillary gives Nancy another try at correctly guessing who the most powerful woman in America is.

Posted by: DaveD at April 5, 2007 05:55 PM

Jose, can you see

by the dawn's early light?

What so prou...

Posted by: slburri at April 5, 2007 06:33 PM

Peter Venkman: "Let's show this prehistoric b1tc# how we do things downtown."

Posted by: Will Franklin at April 5, 2007 07:55 PM

BRAAAAAAIIINS!!!!

Posted by: Chris Stump at April 5, 2007 09:47 PM

The sex therapist then informed Mrs. Clinton that she needs to work on the new technique.

Posted by: McCain at April 6, 2007 01:00 AM

Sister Margaret had exercised demons from the well of the Senate before but nothing prepared her for the unadulaterated evil which now stood before her.

Posted by: bad-d-dude at April 6, 2007 01:57 AM

Here you can actually see Mrs. Clinton's soul leave her body in accordance with the latest polls revealing that democrats love voodoo zombies.

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at April 6, 2007 08:44 AM

"No Senator, I said we should conduct an Annual probe on your likelyhood to be elected."

Posted by: r at April 6, 2007 09:49 AM

That last one was me.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 6, 2007 09:50 AM

Sen. Hillary Clinton realizes, too late, that her 18-hour campaign girdle cannot withstand her own hot air.

Posted by: onlineanalyst at April 6, 2007 12:24 PM

"I'm a war mongering Zionist just like the Neocons who in in office now, I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing"

Posted by: Mike at April 6, 2007 12:44 PM

"I`m not shouting-I`ve put Bills dentures in by mistake."

Posted by: ken wilkinson at April 7, 2007 02:11 PM

NO MORE WIRE TRANFERS!! I want CASH, do you hear me? CASH! CASH! CASH!

Posted by: elliot at April 7, 2007 06:12 PM

I needed to make some extra money like we did during the good old days and well, ummm... my mouth eventually locked.

Posted by: Greensickle at April 9, 2007 03:05 AM

Yes, this is my Happy Face! You don't want to see me
when I'm angry!

Posted by: Harry L at April 9, 2007 09:25 AM

CORRECTION:
"Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing and old friend

-OF HER HUSBAND-

during a campaign stop at the National Education Association New Hampshire, in Concord, N.H., Friday, March 30, 2007."

Posted by: Terry_Jim at April 9, 2007 10:39 PM