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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 99

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
Contestants for the upcoming Miss Philippines-Earth 2007 pageant wave during a photo opportunity at a hotel in Makati City, south of Manila April 11, 2007.
What a pathetic excuse for a caption! Please give us a real one.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 17. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


What a bonus crop of great entries, folks! Heh, but with a pic like that, you have a lot to work with . . .

Winners from last week: 1. Terry_Jim:

"Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing an old friend


during a campaign stop at the National Education Association New Hampshire, in Concord, N.H., Friday, March 30, 2007."

2. Rodney Dill:

"No Senator, I said we should conduct an Annual probe on your likelyhood to be elected."

3. Harry L:

Yes, this is my Happy Face! You don't want to see me
when I'm angry!

Caption, and the world captions with you. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 11 April 2007 03:13 PM


Protesters were able to picket extremely close to the contestants just before they competed in the Cabbage, Broccoli, Spinach and Asparagus eating portion of the contest.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at April 11, 2007 03:28 PM

The Al Gore gals campaigning already! Even before he is officially on the ballot...BUT what emissions are they giving off?

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 11, 2007 06:46 PM

The real cause of global warming.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at April 11, 2007 06:53 PM

Miss Phillipines-Earth 2007 contenders send a mixed message as onlookers and judges spew even more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere with their heavy breathing.

Posted by: onlineanalyst at April 11, 2007 06:59 PM

The Phillipine government has announced a new method of carbon capture that is fun for everyone!

Posted by: Poole at April 11, 2007 09:51 PM

Ten more votes for Sanjaya.

Posted by: McCain at April 12, 2007 03:10 AM

Thanks Ken

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 12, 2007 05:11 AM

DRUDGEBREAKING: Al Gore announced today that he purchased 11 Carbon Offsets from the Philipines.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 12, 2007 05:14 AM

Philipino authorities decided to try a new protest/ riot control method using local bar girls in bikinis. The girls succeeded in quieting down the protesters until one of the girls was seen using an aerosol hairspray, then all hell broke loose.

Posted by: Harry L at April 12, 2007 09:05 AM

Philippines-Earth 2007 pageant contestants say 'no' to CO Two, 'yes' to Camel Toe, because nobody likes Bush.

Posted by: DANEgerus at April 12, 2007 10:48 AM

Asian babes are the real culprit of global warming and the ice caps melting.

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 12, 2007 11:00 AM

Preparations begin for the 20' higher sea levels.

Posted by: Justin B at April 12, 2007 11:56 AM

I think Rodney's entry has an early lead here... I wasted some good liquor snorting over my keyboard on that one.

May your fields increase, sir.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at April 12, 2007 09:12 PM

I've been fooled by this bunch before. Check out Numbers Five and Seven for Adam's Apples!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at April 13, 2007 09:34 AM

Well something is warming. I've never heard it referred to as "Global Warming" though.

Posted by: JGsez at April 13, 2007 02:07 PM