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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 100

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
Jimmie 'J.J.' Walker, best known for his work on the comedy series "Good Times", and columnist Ann Coulter pose together backstage at the taping of the 5th Annual TV Land Awards in Santa Monica, California April 14, 2007. The show will be telecast on the TV Land cable channel April 22.
Lamest.caption.EVAR! Tell us what is really going on here, with a real caption.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, April 24. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

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Winners from last week: 1. Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Al Gore announced today that he purchased 11 Carbon Offsets from the Philipines.

2. Justin B :

Preparations begin for the 20' higher sea levels.

3. DANEgerus:

Philippines-Earth 2007 pageant contestants say 'no' to CO Two, 'yes' to Camel Toe, because nobody likes Bush.

Captioning is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 18 April 2007 02:39 PM


Kid Dyn-O-Mite and his flaxen-haired ho.

[Yes, I know I will burn in hell for this, deeply regret it already, and fully expect to be fired by MSNBC.]

Posted by: TigerHawk at April 18, 2007 04:02 PM

Ann:I was going to call Jimmy a "faggot," but since he grabbed my ass...

Jimmy: Dy-no-BONEY!

Posted by: John at April 18, 2007 04:06 PM

"Oh man, you're a scrawny one too, I was hungry an hour after a dozen of them philippine women."

(Thanks Ken)

Posted by: Rodney Dill at April 18, 2007 04:27 PM

Hhhhhhhhahahahahaha! I have got nothing! Gosh those are funny!

Posted by: zsa zsa at April 18, 2007 05:15 PM

"Ebbbbony and Iiiivory..."

Posted by: Jim Rose at April 19, 2007 09:23 PM

How much does one "carbon offset" cost? Can you buy a fraction of one? Do they earn interest? Reportable to the IRS? Are they available through banks? Can you get one for killing rodents that exhale CO2? What a complete farce.

Posted by: Chief RZ at April 23, 2007 09:50 AM

Ann found it difficult to keep smiling after Jimmie licked his lips and called her "the other white meat."

Posted by: Julie at April 23, 2007 08:43 PM

When Jimmy said come back and share a Johhny walker and some Good times, somehow Ann Coulter missed the real intent.

Regards Mr Bagel

Check out Bodgey Bagels Caption Contest

Posted by: Mr Bagel at April 25, 2007 10:45 AM

Everything was cool until Ann introduced him as her "Happy Haired Dynomite"

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