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« A League Of Democracies? | WILLisms.com | Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 102 »

Al-Masri Gets His Virgins

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I hope they all look like Rosie O'Donnell, sound like Hillary Rodham Clinton, and have the personal hygiene of Sheryl Crow. Heaven would turn to hell on a dime - for eternity.

This doesn't appear to be a 'maybe', but a definite end of al-Qaeda's leader in Iraq, killed in a red-on-red conflict among rival insurgent groups near a bridge in the small town of al-Nibayi, north of Baghdad.

Reuters informs us that Abu Ayyub al-Masri ('the Egyptian'), a/k/a Abu Hamza al-Muhajir "has been described by the U.S. military as a former close Zarqawi associate who trained in Afghanistan and formed al Qaeda's first cell in Baghdad. The United States has a $5 million (2.5 million pound) bounty on Masri's head."

Posted by Ken McCracken · 1 May 2007 05:00 AM

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I hope the same things as you do for him, Ken! Hahhahahahah!

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 1, 2007 08:23 AM

Geez, you are quite the misogynist, aren't you?

Posted by: Jadegold at May 1, 2007 09:43 AM

Perhaps we aren't being too kind to the virgins??? BUT where he is most likey going, I don't think we will have to worry too much about those virgins...

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 1, 2007 10:07 AM

Geez, you're quite the troll aren't you, Jadegold?

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 1, 2007 11:18 AM

He just doesn't look like a very nice person???

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 1, 2007 12:09 PM

Maybe he departed this earth thinking of himself as a martyr, given access to a number of virgins.

What he deserves is a good eternal corn-holing from the devil.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at May 1, 2007 02:33 PM

Geez, Hoodlumman, that's the best you can do?

Sadly, it probably is.

I guess you're on a par with Eneils who is fixated on proctology.

Posted by: Jadegold at May 1, 2007 04:55 PM