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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 102

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
Former boxing champion Dave Hilton Jr. enters the ring for his boxing match against Adam Green in Montreal May 1, 2007
Oh man, what a terrible caption. Give us a real one.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 8. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Cory:

It's rare to see the Bush-o-tron reset in public.

2. Cowboy Blob:

Ouch! Y'all didn't tell me I'd have ta do Math!

3. Rodney Dill:

The Great Karnak says the answer is: Blood, Sweat, and Tears. (sound of ripping enveloping) And the question is -- Name the three most unpopular flavors at Baskin-Robbins.

Captioning is the answer! Uh, what was the question? Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 2 May 2007 05:47 PM


Gee, Davey, what a big mouth you have!

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 2, 2007 06:35 PM

Markos M. Zunigas discusses his disappointment when he discovered the wrong name embroidered on his shorts in his Welterweight bout against his own Ego. Ego won the heavily hyped contest in three rounds.

Posted by: Mr. Michael at May 2, 2007 08:25 PM


Posted by: dennis at May 2, 2007 09:24 PM

Davey lost the biggest mouth competition to Rosie O'Donnell in the finals by a full three inches.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 2, 2007 09:36 PM

Scientists have finally discovered the source of Ross Perot's "giant sucking sound".

Posted by: Chris at May 3, 2007 02:18 PM


Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at May 3, 2007 07:59 PM

Davy could sing every song Celine Dion ever recorded.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 3, 2007 09:36 PM

"Davey, Davey Sock-it! King of the wild frontier . . . "

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 4, 2007 12:18 AM

Just when his big fight was about to start, Davey realized that he was being scanned.

Posted by: Bigfoot at May 4, 2007 01:49 PM

Davey thought a lion's roar would intimidate his boxing opponent.

Posted by: Harry L at May 4, 2007 04:03 PM

Prior to round 1, Davey tests the fit of the new face transplant he got a month ago while vacationing in France.

Posted by: DaveD at May 5, 2007 08:59 AM

Yikes! I just swallowed my mouth piece!

Posted by: elliot at May 6, 2007 10:42 AM


Posted by: elliot at May 6, 2007 10:44 AM

And now for scenes from next weeks episode of "The Duking Orthodondist !"

...After Mr. Hilton failed in his attempt at a new career in the rap industry, he eventually found work as lead singer for the latest Henry Rollins cover band...

Moments before firing his campaign manager, Dennis Kucinich tries out his new "Man with balls" persona.

Davey had a rare form of turrets syndrome where he would constantly shout "Yo Mama" insults at the biggest dude in the room, so he always had to be ready for a fight.

Tagged "The Great White Dope", Davey actually believed that hurting his opponents feelings was the way to a title.

When urged to "take the gloves off", Rudy Giuliani insisted he could not act until the Supreme Court said he could. But either way, it was fine with him.

It wasn't so much the quality of Daveys' Mohammad Ali impersonation as much as it was the timing.

Posted by: Pudge at May 6, 2007 02:02 PM

Davey always got confused. Was it -Mouth open and punch, then, Drop hands and close eyes, or vice versa ?

Posted by: Pudge at May 6, 2007 02:08 PM

Actually,after one got past the obvious flaws, there were many strong points to Daveys' motivational speech presentation.

Posted by: Pudge at May 6, 2007 02:12 PM

Ge-o-rge! Which way did dey go, George, which way did dey go?

Davey "The Mouth" Hilton demonstrates the first step in his show-stopping technique of putting his fist--boxing glove and all--into his mouth.

Forgetting that this was reality and not his favorite video game, Davey was surprised when flames failed to shoot from his gaping maw.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at May 7, 2007 02:07 AM

Once Davey figured out he couldn't eat Goliath to death, he decided to use a sling.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at May 8, 2007 03:30 PM