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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 103

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

nekkid people.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Thousands of naked people stand in Mexico City's main Zocalo plaza during the massive naked photo session with U.S. photographer Spencer Tunick early Sunday, May 6, 2007. According to the organizers, almost 20 thousand people took off their clothes.
Wow, what an awful caption! Give us a real one, please.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 15. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Pudge:

Actually, after one got past the obvious flaws, there were many strong points to Daveys' motivational speech presentation.

2. DaveD:

Prior to round 1, Davey tests the fit of the new face transplant he got a month ago while vacationing in France.

3. Cowboy Blob:

Davy could sing every song Celine Dion ever recorded.

Captioning is such sweet sorrow. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 9 May 2007 04:47 AM


Ah. So you're the one they call El Chorizo Grande.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 9, 2007 05:12 AM

Beware the evil desperado -- Kancho Villa.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 9, 2007 05:13 AM

Finally, a set of x-ray vision glasses that really work!

Posted by: John at May 9, 2007 09:56 AM

Could it be possible that all these people had nothing to wear?

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 9, 2007 03:21 PM

Wow! Even the handicapped are getting in on this...

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 9, 2007 04:02 PM

HOME DEPOT PARKING LOT, PHOENIX, AZ--Congressional Democrats add funding in new Inteligence Bill to study effects of global warming on clothing selection of migrant workers.

Posted by: Justin B at May 9, 2007 04:34 PM

Mexican families take to the streets in Mexico City to protest rising tortilla prices due to Ethanol by showing the US their cornholes.

Posted by: Justin B at May 9, 2007 04:38 PM

"Omigod, I'm surrounded by asses and pricks."
"Welcome to the human condition."

Posted by: Lindy R. Dole at May 9, 2007 05:16 PM

The crack problem is quite evident!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 9, 2007 07:23 PM

Is anyone else concerned about all the carbon emissions?

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 9, 2007 07:34 PM

Somebody makes on more butt crack and I'll...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 9, 2007 09:28 PM


Somebody makes one more butt crack and I'll...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 9, 2007 09:29 PM

Step on a crack and you'll break your mothers back??? Yikes!

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 10, 2007 04:57 AM

Yup! No Shoes No Service.

Posted by: elliot at May 10, 2007 05:57 AM

Little Ernesto resigned himself once more to trailing the pack due to the unfortunate incident with the unicycle when he was a child.

Posted by: Chris at May 10, 2007 01:59 PM

I've heard Mexico City was Butt-Ugly...

Posted by: DANEgerus at May 10, 2007 05:31 PM

You say you had the right leg amputated???

Posted by: dennis at May 10, 2007 06:33 PM

Global Warming!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 10, 2007 07:56 PM

Unlike those Gringos, we know that all men aren't really created equal.

Posted by: Bigfoot at May 10, 2007 10:20 PM

Conchita's keen sense of self-preservation prompted her to keep her Minuteman tattoos covered, regardless of the dirty looks she got.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 10, 2007 11:36 PM

Yo Quiero Sunscreen!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 10, 2007 11:36 PM

I go for a stroll on the Zocolo and...awww nuts!

Posted by: Big D at May 11, 2007 11:26 AM

Thousands of revelers walk home in shock after hearing oral sex promotes cancer.

Posted by: chsw at May 11, 2007 02:35 PM

Hundreds of naked men showed up to see the babes at the Million Can March.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 11, 2007 03:24 PM

Moses parts the Red Pea.

Posted by: McCain at May 11, 2007 03:44 PM

Mortified that several thousand other people arrived at the party wearing the exact same outfit as her, Maria quickly went home to change.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at May 12, 2007 11:54 AM

Where's Will? ( Or is that Waldo? )

Posted by: zsa zsa at May 15, 2007 03:40 PM