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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 105

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Miss Canada Eh.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Miss Canada Inga Skaya introduces herself in her national costume during a Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City May 20, 2007.
What an awful caption. Tell us what is really going on here, please?

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, May 29. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

iranium.jpg

Winners from last week: 1. Pudge:

Not tonight honey, I have a splitting atom bomb.

2. Bigfoot:

Allah, the Merciful, has commanded me to instruct you infidels about the nature of quantum mechanics.

3. John in IL:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad threatens sanctions against Willisms.com if there are no new posts between Wednesdays. [ed. - touché!]

I came, I saw, I captioned. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 23 May 2007 03:04 PM

Comments

New Caption:

"A post-operative Geddy Lee answers questions at a press conference promoting the 'Rush: 2007 Summer Tour'."

Posted by: Tim at May 23, 2007 03:39 PM

Big O Canada

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 23, 2007 04:22 PM

Look slutty and carry a big stick.

Posted by: The Whistler at May 23, 2007 04:24 PM

I just gotta say, spike heels with that outfit just somehow works for me.

Posted by: Ken McCracken at May 23, 2007 05:06 PM

Thanks for the props. Oh and here's one found on the cutting room floor:

"Thanks for the bouquet Condi,but I'm still gonna nuke the s**t out of Jerusalem."

Posted by: Pudge at May 23, 2007 09:06 PM

"Canada is only filled with Whores and Hockey players."
"Excuse me, but my wifes from Canada, lets step outside, eh."
"So... just what position does the missus play?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 23, 2007 09:33 PM

"Puck me."

Posted by: TigerHawk at May 23, 2007 09:56 PM

"If I checked your body hard into the boards, would you hold it against me?"

Posted by: Pudge at May 24, 2007 07:50 AM

"Yes, they are mine - all natural. And my dentist can prove it!"

Posted by: Poole at May 24, 2007 07:23 PM

1. Jeopardy answer: What are "things that make you glad hockey is a contact sport."
2. Inga traded in her Super Tacks for a pair of __ me pumps, but the aroma of hockey sweat was harder to remove.
3. "No, I don't wear a cup. I wear two."

Posted by: Giacomo at May 24, 2007 08:12 PM

Those Miller Lite commercials were right! You CAN combine a beauty pageant with hockey!
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Disclaimer: Although I can't complain about coming in 2nd last week, the link constructed with my username is misleading. I am not affiliated with DANEgerus Weblog.

[ed. - fixed. It is amazing though, how DANEgerus manages to slip through the cracks into these winning entries.]

Posted by: Bigfoot at May 24, 2007 09:04 PM

"Come work your stick into my tight crease!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 25, 2007 10:06 AM

Needs more padding.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 25, 2007 05:18 PM

I was worried about getting booted off until I saw Wyatt Earp's caption...

A variant though: "High sticking into the crease!"

Posted by: TigerHawk at May 25, 2007 06:23 PM

Does my purse make my stick look big?

Posted by: Mark at May 25, 2007 07:54 PM

"What camel-toe!?"

Posted by: Ator at May 26, 2007 04:38 AM

I think Wyatt should get two minutes in the box for his comment (Would anymore time really be required?)

But I think Poole nailed it...

Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 26, 2007 09:29 AM

Wyatt couldn't last two minutes in that box....

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