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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 107

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
President Bush delivers remarks at Czermin Palace in Prague, June 5, 2007.
Oh, do you think that is all that is going on here? Give us a better caption, please!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 12. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Elliot:

Him: Fast food again?
Her: Yeah, try to catch one.

2. Assistant Village Idiot:

C'mon, grow. GROW!

3. Poole:

The Associated Press and the New Times uncovered definitive prrof that there was a petting zoo at the Abu Ghraib prison. PETA is calling for an investigation while Rush Limbaugh is asking for 'original recipe'.

To err is human, but to caption is divine. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 6 June 2007 12:05 PM


"...and I still think John Edwards' house is just too d--- big!"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 6, 2007 12:20 PM

My new plan for democratizing the world is to have everyone move to America for free health-care, in-state college tuition, to vote for the democrats and let no felon be left behind!

Posted by: DANEgerus at June 6, 2007 01:35 PM

Aaaa! It's Nancy Pelosi again showing up where she is not wanted!

Posted by: zsa zsa at June 6, 2007 05:30 PM

The darkness must flow
Down the river of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life
Into my life

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 6, 2007 07:48 PM

President Bush surprises everyone by revealing that he is, in fact, an operatic baritone.

Posted by: Bigfoot at June 6, 2007 07:50 PM

And now a word from the President of the United States:

"If you are a man and over forty, you should visit your doctor for a complete check-up to prevent prostate can-YOWWWW!"

Posted by: Poole at June 6, 2007 10:14 PM


Posted by: Ikkonoishi at June 7, 2007 07:14 AM

"Once we replace your palace spires with Interceptor missiles...what? You've got a problem with that?"

"Get with the Prague Gram!"

"Hey yaaaaa!"

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at June 7, 2007 09:06 AM

Uh..Excuse me..Uh..Mr President, forget it American Idol is over.

Posted by: elliot at June 7, 2007 09:22 AM

Thanks for first place last week - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at June 7, 2007 09:23 AM

Tastes like chicken!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at June 8, 2007 06:21 AM

Bloody Hell! Did you see that!? That fracking Green Peace leprechaun just poked me again!

Posted by: Ator at June 8, 2007 09:36 AM

OW! I've got a splinter.

Posted by: elliot at June 8, 2007 10:46 AM


Posted by: elliot at June 8, 2007 10:48 AM

And those bastard realtors sold me the photo of this house, not the house itself!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 8, 2007 12:38 PM

Hey! This isn't the slide that shows how documentizin' the undocumented workers turns 'em into tomorrow's Walmart Millionaires!

Posted by: Patrick Henry at June 10, 2007 03:50 AM

"You know, Ted and I were talkin', we got big houses - here's mine - we need someone to take care of 'em . . . jobs 'mericans just won't do. I've got two words for ya: Amnesty!"

Posted by: Doug at June 11, 2007 08:04 PM

Ahh...gulp....ahem. Really I didn't know my housekeepers Juanita and Inez were illegal aliens.

Posted by: elliot at June 13, 2007 06:56 AM