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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 108

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


Here is the actual caption:
A sumo wrestler fools around doing tricks on stage with a young sumo wrestler before the Hawaii Grand Sumo Tournament in Honolulu, Sunday, June 10, 2007.
That can't be what's really going on here. Give us a better caption!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 19. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:


Winners from last week: 1. Bigfoot:

President Bush surprises everyone by revealing that he is, in fact, an operatic baritone.

2. Poole:

And now a word from the President of the United States:

"If you are a man and over forty, you should visit your doctor for a complete check-up to prevent prostate can-YOWWWW!"

3. Wyatt Earp:

And those bastard realtors sold me the photo of this house, not the house itself!

Captioning is as serious as a heart attack. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 13 June 2007 12:32 PM


The American football tradition of spiking the football after scoring did not translate very well to the sport of sumo.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at June 13, 2007 01:14 PM

The atomic wedgy was born in Japan and the Sumo's enjoy demonstrating it to their young...

Posted by: zsa zsa at June 13, 2007 01:23 PM

King Thong grabs a haggler out of the audience!...

Posted by: zsa zsa at June 13, 2007 01:27 PM

Thanks for the 3rd place last week!

Here's my entry for this week:

"Yokozuna throws yet another baby to the always hungry Fat Bastard."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 13, 2007 01:32 PM

Japanese TV really didn't take off in America until the introduction of the game show -- Fring or Fratten?

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 13, 2007 02:39 PM

See? That's why your belt was feeling tight.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at June 13, 2007 04:58 PM

Too light, REJECT!!!

Posted by: elliot at June 13, 2007 05:12 PM

Confucius say, 'Don't throw the baby out with the maswashi.'

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 13, 2007 05:32 PM

Hey! Careful how you throw that thing--you almost hit me in the eye!

BTW, Hoodlumman won this week's contest.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at June 13, 2007 06:20 PM


Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 13, 2007 09:24 PM

Hoodlumman definitely wins. We're just trying to place or show.

My entry: "No. This is how you bunch up your butt cheeks!"

Posted by: TigerHawk at June 14, 2007 12:06 AM

Hey, the contest is still open! I'm gonna challenge Hoodlumman, or at least put up a fight for second place...

"I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback...
Chili's babyback ribs...
I want my babybck ribs. (Barbecue sauce!)"


Posted by: Jay Tea at June 14, 2007 04:47 AM

You guys are sick.

Not that I want you to stop...

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at June 14, 2007 07:33 AM

Sumu Man 1: "...so I lifted up the flap of my belly and... look what fell out!"

Sumu Man 2: "Ah, THAT's where little Daniel-san went."

Posted by: Michael A. Vickers at June 14, 2007 08:04 AM

Whoa, Kimso, that's not how to give a wedgie.

Posted by: elliot at June 14, 2007 05:09 PM

So ya want to be an Emo Wrestler?

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at June 15, 2007 01:39 PM

OneSock could hardly hold back his enthusiasm to begin the match with the ceremonial wishbone pull.

Posted by: Deathlok at June 15, 2007 02:07 PM

Yoshi, don't play with your food.

Posted by: Chris at June 15, 2007 09:41 PM

Jadegold insisted on entering the sumo wrestling contest despite -- as usual -- being obviously disqualified, with inevitable results.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at June 15, 2007 10:06 PM

And we have a contender for Hoodlumman!

I believe that Andrea may have meant "unqualified" where she wrote "disqualified."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at June 16, 2007 03:40 AM

You're right Yoshi, the kid does need a diaper change.

Posted by: DaveD at June 16, 2007 09:57 AM

It is most important to shake out the solid waste in order to recycle this diaper economically.

Posted by: onlineanalyst at June 17, 2007 07:30 PM

They say that inside every fat person, there is a skinny person trying to get out. This one nearly made it.

Posted by: Sam Miles at June 20, 2007 11:54 AM