WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 109

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 109

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Here is the actual caption:

Elisabeth Hasselbeck takes part in the Daytime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, Friday, June 15, 2007. Hasselbeck tells the syndicated TV show 'Access Hollywood' that she and Rosie O'Donnell aren't on the best of terms nearly one month after their on-air dustup on 'The View.' The interview is scheduled to air Tuesday, June 19, 2007.

Oh right, they expect us to believe that is the whole story? How about giving us a real caption!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, June 26. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. onlineanalyst:

It is most important to shake out the solid waste in order to recycle this diaper economically.

2. Hoodlumman:

The American football tradition of spiking the football after scoring did not translate very well to the sport of sumo.

3. Elliot:

Too light, REJECT!!!

'Tis better to have captioned and lost than never to have captioned at all. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 20 June 2007 02:51 PM

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Pretty cheery for someone who's had to look at the world through Rosie Colored Glasses.

Posted by: rodney dill at June 20, 2007 09:16 PM

"You say a bug crawled down there? And you want to reach in and try to get it out? No, Rosie, I don't think so."

Posted by: tom bri at June 21, 2007 12:30 AM

Thanks for 3RD place last week - Elliot

Posted by: elliot at June 21, 2007 05:17 AM

Yes, I guess if my top did fall down...it would be a "View" Har Har.

Posted by: elliot at June 21, 2007 05:21 AM

"Oh, maybe I do want one of those after all."

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at June 21, 2007 08:09 AM

Rosie who?

Posted by: DANEgerus at June 21, 2007 10:05 AM

[Photo caption, E. Hasselbeck (in limerick form)]

Elisabeth H. ain't a bag
Or a long-haul trucker in drag
Say, why is she smilin'
This lass, so beguilin'?
She's a bust up on Rosie the Hag!

Posted by: The Great Santini at June 21, 2007 12:12 PM

1) See! We conservatives ARE better looking!

2) Hey Rosie, at least I can see when my shoes are untied.

Posted by: GOP and College at June 22, 2007 10:47 AM

Liz's cover of AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Rosie" had 'em rolling in aisles.

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at June 22, 2007 01:38 PM

"When Rosie said she was going to eat me, I thought that she'd choke on my bones. Then Melissa Etheridge explained . . . "

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2007 03:32 PM

"Poor Rosie. She's begrudged me my looks and brains, she's eaten up with jealousy and envy. Better that, I guess, than another couple donuts!"

Posted by: Serr8d at June 23, 2007 08:38 PM

MOM!

Posted by: The Whistler at June 24, 2007 09:55 PM

The lovely Elizabeth Hasselbeck finds her vocal chords to be useless after a lifetimes worth of being belched at by Rozilla.

Posted by: pudge at June 25, 2007 05:45 PM

"...And that's when 'The Wicked Dyke of the Left' lighted upon me from her perch, in the upside-down harness..."
Elizabeth Hasselbeck traumatizes a group of 2nd graders with a different kind of "Scared Straight" program.

Posted by: pudge at June 25, 2007 06:01 PM

Elizabeth Hasselbeck was committed to a home today, when she was diagnosed as hopelessly catatonic, after catching Rozilla in a state of undress.

Posted by: pudge at June 25, 2007 06:25 PM

"Oh, so that wasn't a banana in your pocket!"

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