WILLisms.com: Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 111

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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 111

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

I'm gonna HURL.jpg

Here is the actual caption:

Joey Chestnut grimaces during Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition at Coney Island in New York in this file photo of Tuesday, July 4, 2006. Takeru Kobayashi, the Japanese eating machine who is the six-time defending champion of the contest, received a chilling diagnosis that could end his Fourth of July roll. Some believe his complaint of an achy jaw is a ploy to unnerve Chestnut, who recently broke Kobayashi's world record by downing 59? dogs in 12 minutes. Others suggest it's a dodge to avoid Chestnut.

Come on now, give us a real caption here!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 10. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. Sam Miles:

The only evidence of a night of passion shared by Emperor Palpatine and Jabba the Hutt.

2. Rodney Dill:

Whaddya mean its not howya spell Psycho?

3. Giacomo:

I've been ticked off about health care ever since I found out as a teen that there was no cure for 'pizza face.'

You gotta fight for your right to caption! Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 4 July 2007 03:44 PM

Comments

MCee: "Hey Joey, we were in a hurry, so next year we might even cook the hot dogs."

Posted by: elliot at July 4, 2007 05:47 PM

Say Joey, congratulations. By the way, we are having a picnic later, you know... beer, hamburgers, chicken and hot dogs. Wanna come?

Posted by: elliot at July 4, 2007 06:04 PM

This guy just learned that Harry Reid agrees with Michael Moore's health care plans...! Blaaaaaaa...

Posted by: zsa zsa at July 4, 2007 07:55 PM

Drain me again, Sally. Hurry.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at July 4, 2007 10:09 PM

Hey! Anyone seen my prosthetic finger???

Posted by: Cory at July 5, 2007 08:18 AM

Joey flinched as he realized the last three inches of that hotdog was actually his index finger.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at July 5, 2007 10:38 AM

Hey Kobayashi!....Catch!

Posted by: dennis at July 5, 2007 12:14 PM

"Watch it, he's gonna blow!"

Posted by: TigerHawk at July 5, 2007 02:19 PM

This week on "Where are they Now ?", the pitiful status of the once proud star, Jimmy Caan.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 06:32 PM

During auditions for Cool Hand Luke, no other actor could even approach Newmans 50 hard-boiled eggs in one sitting, thus, the role was his.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 06:38 PM

The fact that he labeled his shirts so vividly made it a bold move indeed, to steal from Nathans drawers!

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 06:42 PM

"Wadda ya mean they're not kosher!?!"
The 17th most awkward moment in Jewish history.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 06:47 PM

Entering hotdog eating comtest: 0 dignity
Placing 15th behind the winner: 0 self respect
Appearing on national TV doing this: 0 reputation
When all is said and done, standing alone as the holder of the "Cleanest Shirt in the Contest" ribbon: pathetic

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 06:54 PM

"Of course I swallow, what's your point ?"
Sid always bit,so even the most banal of jokes repeatedly came his way.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 06:59 PM

Teds' compulsion to eat never got him into trouble until the day he consumed a whole box of saltines and needed to whistle for help from his bodyguard.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 07:03 PM

Tony didn't care, he was getting into the Guiness Book even if it WAS for the 'Biggest Loogie ever'.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 07:06 PM

Stan was determined, if his captors were going to behead him, he was gonna leave one hell of a mess.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 07:09 PM

Unfortunately, no one in the front row was aware of how stage fright affected Mr. Spewschunks.

Posted by: pudge at July 5, 2007 07:14 PM

A common reaction to Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign appearance

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at July 5, 2007 08:08 PM

After hot-dogging it with Teddy the Tuba on the shamnesty bills, McCain examined his second-quarter campaign contributions. "Ralph!", he exclaimed.

Posted by: The Great Santini at July 5, 2007 08:57 PM

"See if you can guess what I am now. (Spits) A zit. Get it?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 6, 2007 12:32 PM

Peeeeeeeeeeptooooooooooobismaaaaaaaaaaaal!

Posted by: Sssteve at July 6, 2007 05:16 PM

Congratulations, Joey! You've just won a day at the Live Earth concert in New Jersey. Wait, that's not all. Rosie O'Donnell will be your escort!

Posted by: RT at July 7, 2007 12:49 AM

Woman at the back: "Mmm Joey, I think you pooped in your pants..."
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Woman at the back: "And to think they pay me 5 bucks to hold up this stupid counter..."
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Joey: "What! There's peanuts in!
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Another audience member runs out of Sicko

Posted by: Ator at July 7, 2007 02:23 AM

"Why yes, Lorena Bobbitt Inc. is our new supplier, Why do you ask?"

Posted by: rodney dill at July 11, 2007 10:27 AM

Old Faceful

Posted by: rodney dill at July 11, 2007 01:12 PM

"Maybe we shouldn't have held the Nathan's hot dog eating contest next to the Bass-O-Matic booth."

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