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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 115.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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Here is the actual caption:
Shari Gonzalez poses with Loki, a dog which she rents from Flex Petz, Thursday, July 26, 2007, in San Diego. Flex Petz rents dogs by the day to time-pressed and space-challenged people and is preparing to bring its 'shared dog ownership concept' to Manhattan, San Francisco and London later this year. (AP Photo/Chris Park)
Seriously? There must be a better caption for this photo.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 7. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photograph:

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Winners from last week:

1. Doug:

Senator Clinton was happy she donated the outfit she had originally planned to wear to the debate to Madame Tussauds.


2. Deathlok:

Do these stripes make me look sober?

3. rodney dill:

They say stripes make you look wider. Lindsey wore hers just to stay visible.


Captioning: the other white meat. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 1 August 2007 12:08 PM

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headline: "PETA/ACLU Hails Supreme Court Ruling"

Posted by: pudge at August 1, 2007 12:16 PM

As the adopted daughter of Donna Shalala, Liz knew "All men are dogs anyway", so...

Posted by: pudge at August 1, 2007 12:20 PM

Thanks for third...


he who lives by cut and paste, dies by cut and paste... I would know

Posted by: rodney dill at August 1, 2007 01:21 PM

I always admired a woman that could hold her licker.

Posted by: rodney dill at August 1, 2007 01:48 PM

"Please don't send me back - that Michael Vick guy is next on the list!"

Posted by: Doug at August 1, 2007 02:21 PM

I said HEAL!!!

Posted by: Cory at August 1, 2007 02:58 PM

Sure she was a bitch, but she was his bitch.

Posted by: DaveD at August 1, 2007 03:28 PM

They made such a lovely couple... Until, he bit her head off because she was treating him like a dog!

Posted by: zsa zsa at August 1, 2007 04:09 PM

Man's er Woman's best friend,

Posted by: elliot at August 1, 2007 05:40 PM

Fido always had a knack for dating above his "pay grade."

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 1, 2007 05:54 PM

Song:
Fleas release me, let me go.....

(Inglebert Humperdinck)

Posted by: elliot at August 2, 2007 06:55 AM

Match dog com??? Huh...

Posted by: zsa zsa at August 2, 2007 10:46 AM

Yo Rinny

Posted by: rodney dill at August 2, 2007 01:43 PM

Grrrr grr... She is showing her teeth!

Posted by: zsa zsa at August 2, 2007 07:31 PM

"Once you go Black Lab, you'll never go back."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 2, 2007 11:19 PM

1) *Scooby voice* "Rou're ry, rown eyed rirl."

2) I knew dogs could help guys pick up chicks, but this is just weird!

Posted by: GOP and College at August 3, 2007 12:55 PM

Doberman Pinch Hers are a popular breed.

Posted by: McCain at August 3, 2007 04:55 PM

Give me $5000 in unmarked bills and a 10 pound chuck roast and the pretty lady won't get hurt.

Posted by: Scully at August 3, 2007 05:56 PM

1. (pant, pant, pant) She's my bitch!

2. "Loki's really friendly. He likes to lick."

3. "Stop humping my leg!"

Posted by: chsw at August 3, 2007 06:25 PM

The relationship will never last.
It is only 'Puppy Love'

Posted by: elliot at August 4, 2007 06:49 AM

Citing a shortage in eligible men to date, Shari decides to interspecies dating.

Posted by: RT at August 4, 2007 07:11 PM

Citing a shortage of eligible men to date, Shari decides to in try interspecies dating.

Posted by: RT at August 4, 2007 07:13 PM

REAL SEX TAKE TWO!!

Proof the that married couples start to look alike.

Posted by: Deathlok at August 5, 2007 08:43 PM

On July 26, the City of San Francisco introduced its new domestic partnership laws, which have greatly expanded the range of acceptable partners. Pictured here are Shari and Loki, who became the first to register under the new law.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 6, 2007 01:53 AM

"Who needs a man? This little fella here not only does what I tell him, he has no problem using his tongue."

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Mrs. Vick poses with one of dogs she rescued from her husband's 15-acre dog dog kennel complex.

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