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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 116

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

murray.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Crossroads Guitar Festival master of ceremonies actor Bill Murray appears onstage as a 70's rocker in Chicago, Saturday, July 28, 2007
You call that a caption? Give us a real one, please!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, August 14. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Winners from last week: 1. Hoodlumman:

Fido always had a knack for dating above his "pay grade."

2. GOP and College:

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3. Elliot:

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All we are saying, is give captioning a chance. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 8 August 2007 02:59 PM

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Ronald McDonald shown here at the height of his meth addiction, two weeks before he entered rehab.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 8, 2007 03:42 PM

Rocker awakes from coma after thirty-eight years, still thinks it's 1969.

(Thanks for third last week)

Posted by: elliot at August 8, 2007 04:36 PM

Kucinich 2008 finally gets its groove on.

Posted by: rodney dill at August 8, 2007 05:34 PM

Entry: Wow, Jimi Hendrix's bass player really let himself go.

FYI: That guitar that Bill Murray is playing is a Gibson SG "Fool" guitar (most likely a 2006 custom shop reissue). The original guitar was commissioned in the Beatles' psychedelic phase. Harrison gave the guitar to Eric Clapton who used it during Cream and on "Crossroads."

Quite appropriate, really, that Murray poses with it for Clapton's Crossroads Festival.

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And he says, "...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Dude, seriously, you in the first row. Stop waving your arms. It's freakin me out!

Posted by: GOP and College at August 9, 2007 09:07 AM

Claiming to be the love child of Jimi Hendrix and "Melody Harmonious" (born Gretchen Kozlowski), Timmy Hendrix took to the stage at the Crossroads Guitar Festival but gave a performance that critics described as "execrable."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 9, 2007 10:36 AM

This is a little number for my long lost girlfriend, Lydia.

Posted by: The Whistler at August 9, 2007 11:56 AM

You mean I'm supposed to put down the microphone and use a pick?

Posted by: Bigfoot at August 9, 2007 01:55 PM

Ron Paul, as his supporters see him.

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"Caddyshag."

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John Edwards suddenly realized that his new barber and personal shopper were really plants from the Hillary campaign.

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Hey - it's 5 minutes til showtime. . time to thaw out Keith Richards.

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Cyndi Sheehan's campaign manager begins her rally with his rendition of "San Francisco."

Posted by: RT at August 10, 2007 10:00 PM

When Al Gore realized the whole global warming gig wasn't going to work, he decided to join a Monkees tribute band.

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After his final set, front man for "Phil Connor's Sunshine Love Band" offers the advice that got him through his heroin addiction that destroyed the band and kept his life in one never-ending loop of addiction:

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Stills from Woodstock of the Living Dead!

or

The illegitimate child of Ozzy Osbourne and Don King spoke today. . . . .

Posted by: Deathlok at August 12, 2007 05:46 PM

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Conclusive proof: Neither John nor Paul was the walrus.

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"Pool. And a pond. Pond would be good for you."

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