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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 117

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:


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This photo provided by the Ashland Police Dept. shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky.,who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors Friday, Aug. 10, 2007.
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Conclusive proof: Neither John nor Paul was the walrus.

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Don't eat the brown AntAcid.

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Posted by Ken McCracken · 15 August 2007 03:39 PM


Duct Tape - 1, Kasey - 0

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 15, 2007 03:57 PM

Kasey was disappointed to find out that duct tape won't repair ugly.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at August 15, 2007 03:57 PM

Whoa is me, my doctor used to be a plumber. He gauzed up my pipes and duct taped me.

Posted by: elliot at August 15, 2007 04:49 PM

imhotep... imhotep... imhotep...

Posted by: rodney dill at August 15, 2007 05:46 PM

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I …am …a man!

Posted by: Cullen at August 15, 2007 05:56 PM

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts and minds of liberals? The duct-taped idiot knows.

Posted by: Cullen at August 15, 2007 05:56 PM

Unfortunately for Ned he wasn't very adept with WD-40 either.

Posted by: rodney dill at August 15, 2007 06:10 PM

A significant step up in the quality of Cuban health care came after filmmaker Michael Moore lost some luggage while filming "Sicko".

Posted by: Eric von Michigan at August 15, 2007 06:29 PM

Scott Thomas Beauchamp shows the effects of the ruthless beating he took from US troops after cleverly disguising himself as an Islamic Woman with his Duct Tape Hijab.

Posted by: Doug at August 15, 2007 08:05 PM

Actor Ben Affleck became the first person to receive a face transplant under President Hillary Clinton's new health care program modeled after Michael Moore's policy suggestions.

Posted by: Poole at August 15, 2007 09:08 PM

The new Terminators sent back by Skynet were no match for Sarah.

Posted by: Dennis at August 15, 2007 09:54 PM

Have you been injured in an auto accident?

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at August 15, 2007 10:24 PM

The "other" guy.

Posted by: Cory at August 16, 2007 08:12 AM

After taking too many vicious hits to the helmet, Troy Aikman decided to retire from the NFL.

Posted by: Bigfoot at August 16, 2007 09:11 AM

The brazillian waxer went wild...!

Posted by: zsa zsa at August 16, 2007 10:08 AM

This guy should have thought twice before trying to rip off a bank. He is thinking twice about ripping off his disguise. That has got to hurt!

Posted by: zsa zsa at August 16, 2007 10:41 AM

The expectations for the new Silver Surfer movie far exceeded the actual event.

Posted by: rodney dill at August 16, 2007 01:41 PM

"Quack quack."

Posted by: rodney dill at August 16, 2007 01:43 PM

Despite his 12 concussion, Jeremy Roenick insists that he'll be back next season.

Posted by: Deathlok at August 16, 2007 08:19 PM

Hello, you don't know me but I train pit bulls.....

Posted by: elliot at August 16, 2007 11:06 PM

NEBER! I repeat NEBER, piss-off your contractor.

Posted by: elliot at August 16, 2007 11:09 PM

It didn't take long for Bob to regret getting his plastic surgery at "Manny's Quickie Facelifts" in Tijuana.

Posted by: JULIE at August 16, 2007 11:27 PM

What? You're supposed to wrap your hands when you box?

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 17, 2007 12:14 AM

After his 12th mishap with the duct tape, Kasey decided that the do-it-yourself plumbing experience was not enhanced by his "patented" Jagermeister, Kool-Aid, and baby laxative cocktail.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 17, 2007 12:17 AM

All I said was 'Maybe Jose Padilla was guilty' and that's the last time I go to the Daily Kos convention.

Posted by: DANEgerus at August 17, 2007 03:24 PM

"Duct Dodgers."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 17, 2007 03:48 PM

Fred's "Mr. Baked Potato Head" costume was not the hit with ladies he'd hoped for.

Posted by: Scully at August 18, 2007 07:12 AM

Jamie and Adam seek to dispel the myth that a man only needs two tools -- Duct tape and WD-40.

Posted by: rodney dill at August 18, 2007 08:48 AM

Somehow, "spa day" for guys wasn't turning out as Joe had imagined.

Posted by: RT at August 19, 2007 08:50 AM