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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 118
This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:
A young Filipino Elvis Presley impersonator dances during a break at a contest in suburban Manila on Sunday Aug. 19, 2007. The event was held as a tribute to the 30th death anniversary of Elvis Presley.Oh be real . . . that's not a caption! Give us a real one, please!
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* Wednesday Caption Contest Greatest Hits postponed one more week! That is all! *
Posted by Ken McCracken · 22 August 2007 03:59 PM
Openly refuting rumors of his demise, Kim Jong Il appears live to show off the results of his newly-invented age-reversal formula and perform his hit single, "I'm So Ronery".
Posted by: Doug at August 22, 2007 05:43 PM
Thanks for number 2 last week, but it wasn't me it was Nathan.....Elliot
Posted by: Elliot at August 22, 2007 07:42 PM
"I've got a peanut butter banana sandwich in my pants."
Posted by: rodney dill at August 22, 2007 08:04 PM
Love Mini-Me Tender
Elvis Baggins always knocked 'em dead at the Green Dragon.
Posted by: rodney dill at August 22, 2007 08:06 PM
William Hung started being annoying at an early age
Posted by: Dennis at August 22, 2007 09:18 PM
Dude! I finally place, and you give the credit to the wrong guy?! A guy can't win for losing.... Still, it's nice to make it into the winners' circle. (P.S.: hands is supposed to be in italics.)
Thanks for your honesty, Elliot.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 23, 2007 12:05 AM
Attempting to disguise his true nature, the latest reincarnation of the Panchen Lama decided to hide himself in plain view.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 23, 2007 12:06 AM
Dammit, I am always getting people mixed up.
Nathan, Elliot, sorry to both of you!
Posted by: Ken McCacken at August 23, 2007 01:02 AM
That is Kim Jong III... Yikes!
Posted by: zsa zsa at August 23, 2007 06:20 AM
The front row was not pleased to find out that the cause of the realistic 'Elvis Leg' was due to diaper leak.
Posted by: rodney dill at August 23, 2007 07:11 AM
...Biba Ras begas, biba Ras Begas...
Posted by: Bigfoot at August 23, 2007 01:25 PM
An hour after the concert I felt like I just had to play an Elvis CD.
Posted by: rodney dill at August 23, 2007 02:33 PM
Strangely enough, he is wearing one of 600 pairs of Imelda Marcos' blue suede shoes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 23, 2007 10:06 PM
Hunka, Hunka Burning.... What? Oh.. how about,
Posted by: Sssteve at August 24, 2007 04:52 PM
Thanks for the first with the Silver Surfer. This Elvis picture is one I just used at OTB so I still have a few saved up for it.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 24, 2007 07:07 PM
Vietnamese boy wins Elvis impersonator contest. Named King Cong.
Ervis the Pervis.
♫Ya ain't nuthin' but a Hunan Dong.♫
I didn't think Tom Cruise was so tall.
No Wang you fool. I said I wanted an Elvis Impersonator contest to Crown the King, not Crone the King.
Posted by: rodney dill at August 24, 2007 09:33 PM
Posted by: rodney dill at August 25, 2007 01:08 PM
Herve Villachaize portrays Baby Doc Duvalier in "Haitian Tattoo!" August 28-29 5pm, at the Melody Tent.
Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at August 26, 2007 04:15 AM
Verne Troyer was surprised to find the side effects of his hair transplant surgery included jaundice, an aversion to light, weight gain, and the desire to wear sequined jumpsuits.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 26, 2007 02:36 PM
1. Kim Sook wasn't the best singer but his habit of 64 different prescription drugs made him the overall winner.
2. Kim's rendition of Jail House Wok was unique.
3. The midget has left the building.
Posted by: Mr Bagel at August 27, 2007 12:36 AM
Michael Jackson's latest Presley.
Posted by: Julie at August 28, 2007 08:22 PM
I forgive you, Ken (not that I was ever that upset to start with).
Posted by: Nathan Hale at August 28, 2007 11:35 PM