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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 120

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

rove wrap.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Outgoing White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove (background) enlists the help of staffers' children in pulling plastic wrap off his Jaguar car, placed there as a practical joke, at a parking lot on the White House grounds in Washington, August 29, 2007. Rove had just returned to Washington from a trip with U.S. President George W. Bush to the areas hit in 2005 by Hurricane Katrina.
Come on, you know there's more going on than this. Give us a better caption, please!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 11. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

burned man.jpg

Winners from last week:

1. Wyatt Earp :

Disenfranchised minorities finally realize their dream of "Sticking it to The Man."

2. Julie:

They knew the most important step in building the body around the skeleton was to get the boobs right first.

3. Cullen:

And thus ends Tim Burtons' efforts to shoot in 100 percent scale.

When captioning is outlawed, only outlaws will caption. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 5 September 2007 08:44 PM

Comments

The Amazing Spiderrove snags some young hooligans in his web.

Posted by: John at September 5, 2007 09:50 PM

Kid: "Wow, the only thing I get wrapped Saran wrap is a bologna sandwich."

Posted by: rodney dill at September 5, 2007 10:20 PM

"Surprise! We got you a carload of evidence against Hillary for Grandparents' Day!"

Posted by: Julie at September 6, 2007 12:14 AM

Heh, that Dubya is such a kidder. Wait till he uses the executive toilet.

Posted by: elliot at September 6, 2007 12:26 AM

"Why, I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl, or a car..."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 6, 2007 01:03 AM

karl Rove's biggest concern is how to recycle...

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 6, 2007 06:20 AM

Young children grimace in horror as Rove webs them to his car as the beginning of the ritual to awaken its hybrid gasoline/demonic engine.

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at September 6, 2007 07:07 AM

"Remember boys, always wrap your important machinery in plastic, if you catch my drift."

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at September 6, 2007 07:22 AM

Karl Rove shows two kids how CO2 emitted in excess of Kyoto's limits polymerizes and indentifies your car as an offender.

Posted by: Bigfoot at September 6, 2007 09:19 AM

Karl Rove loves to rap...

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 6, 2007 10:10 AM

Karl Rove does support the use of condoms, as part of a comprehensive, 'ABC' plan, of Abstinence, Behavior and Condoms in Moonbat prevention.

First... abstain from associating with moonbats.
Second... help moonbats change their behavior.
And finally... given that moonbats will exhaust their bodily functions on your car...

Use a Condom.

Posted by: DANEgerus at September 6, 2007 10:18 AM

That Jocelyn Elders has gone too far this time!

Posted by: dennis at September 6, 2007 10:30 AM

Global warming and a herbal toxin removal wrap is making a big hit in Washington DC...

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 6, 2007 05:29 PM

Leftovers....

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at September 6, 2007 08:27 PM

If you think you can do a better job, you try getting it out of the freezer.

Posted by: Cullen at September 7, 2007 07:18 AM

Rove demonstrate the need for Jaguar's new external airbag system is needed.

Posted by: Deathlok at September 7, 2007 07:36 AM

Karl Rove teaches his kids that if they want to grow up to be Evil Darth Roves, also, they have to learn the fundamentals of covering up a crime scene.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at September 7, 2007 08:16 AM

"Whaddya means it was shrunk wrapped? It's still the same size."

Posted by: rodney dill at September 7, 2007 07:31 PM

"Now kids, isn't silk just dreamy? My pal Larry Craig told me how fab it is. Anyway, as soon we're done here, let's hop in Uncle Karl's car and we can go get some, uh, candy! Yeah, that's it...."

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