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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., right, and House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer of Md., center, wait for President Bush to arrive for a ceremony marking the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2007, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.Oh right, as if that is all that is going on here! Give us a real caption, please!
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Posted by Ken McCracken · 12 September 2007 03:17 PM
Nancy: Ma che ‘vvuò?
Condi:Si n’allocco, nu’ turzo
Strny: Oh God...here we go again....
Posted by: dennis at September 12, 2007 03:41 PM
Talk to the hand, Pelosi! Condi can't believe she is actually doing it.
Posted by: zsa zsa at September 12, 2007 05:34 PM
Condi: Dang, a bird just pooped on me, be a dear and get me some toilet paper.
Pelosi: Why, they must be miles from here now.
Posted by: elliot at September 12, 2007 06:47 PM
Condi and Nancy didn't know quite what to do with their hands after Bill Clinton kissed them... The disinfectant was not available.
Posted by: zsa zsa at September 12, 2007 07:32 PM
"Steny, you're over 60 and you've never had your prostate checked? It's so easy, painless and quick. Turn around and we'll demonstrate."
Posted by: Poole at September 12, 2007 07:32 PM
The way to handle your man is to just slap him with the palm of your hand.
No! No! The way to handle your man is to just slap him with the back of your hand.
. . .and the debate goes on.
Posted by: Deathlok at September 12, 2007 09:13 PM
Condi and Nancy, in unison:
Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 13, 2007 01:34 AM
Nancy: "If you hold your hand like this--yeah, that's right--you get better reception from the Mother Ship."
Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 13, 2007 01:36 AM
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, attempts to show House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., right, her crane style but Pelosi quickly counters with her ninja skills. House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer of Md., center, refuses to referee.
Posted by: Cullen at September 13, 2007 06:39 AM
No Condi, that's too wimpy. More Italian, like this.
Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at September 13, 2007 07:27 AM
House Majority Leader Hoyer realizes that has had enough of watching the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" contest between Speaker Pelosi and Secretary Rice.
Posted by: Bigfoot at September 13, 2007 08:13 AM
Five seconds later things broke down as Pelosi got to the "backswing" portion of the bowling lesson.
Posted by: Cory at September 13, 2007 01:27 PM
"That's right bitch, I could take your, 'Speaker of the House', ass out in 5 seconds!"
Posted by: pudge at September 14, 2007 02:19 AM
Dialogue - (gotta love Kevin Smith and Mallrats)
Condi - All right, so you can't scream at him, but after all he's done you should still kind of stick it to him.
Posted by: Justin B. at September 14, 2007 09:49 AM
Condi: Mine dosen't know.
Posted by: elliot at September 14, 2007 06:29 PM
"No, Michigan is like this."
Posted by: r at September 15, 2007 07:55 AM
Steny: Oh no, they're getting ready for hand-to-hand combat.
Posted by: elliot at September 15, 2007 12:59 PM
Nancy: Dangit! We threw paper again.
Condi: No, I was giving you a full-hand salute.
Posted by: RT at September 16, 2007 02:28 PM
(causing Steny to think): "I wonder what Larry Craig is up to tonight."
Posted by: rodney dill at September 17, 2007 05:09 AM
Hoyer: "I coulda had a V8"
Posted by: rodney dill at September 17, 2007 05:10 AM
Hoyer: "I told you idiots that you the "Pie in the Face" gag doesn't work WITHOUT PIES!"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2007 09:28 AM
Posted by: Counter Trey at September 17, 2007 12:57 PM