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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 121

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

Rice Hoyer Pelosi.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., right, and House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer of Md., center, wait for President Bush to arrive for a ceremony marking the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2007, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.
Oh right, as if that is all that is going on here! Give us a real caption, please!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 18. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

rove wrap.jpg

Winners from last week:

1. Assistant Village Idiot:

Remember boys, always wrap your important machinery in plastic, if you catch my drift.

2. Zsa Zsa:

Karl Rove loves to rap...

3. dennis:

That Jocelyn Elders has gone too far this time!

Give me captions, or give me death! Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 12 September 2007 03:17 PM

Comments

Nancy: Ma che ‘vvuò?

Condi:Si n’allocco, nu’ turzo

Strny: Oh God...here we go again....

Posted by: dennis at September 12, 2007 03:41 PM

Talk to the hand, Pelosi! Condi can't believe she is actually doing it.

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 12, 2007 05:34 PM

Condi: Dang, a bird just pooped on me, be a dear and get me some toilet paper.

Pelosi: Why, they must be miles from here now.

Posted by: elliot at September 12, 2007 06:47 PM

Condi and Nancy didn't know quite what to do with their hands after Bill Clinton kissed them... The disinfectant was not available.

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 12, 2007 07:32 PM

"Steny, you're over 60 and you've never had your prostate checked? It's so easy, painless and quick. Turn around and we'll demonstrate."
"Ahhh, no thanks, ladies..."

Posted by: Poole at September 12, 2007 07:32 PM

The way to handle your man is to just slap him with the palm of your hand.

No! No! The way to handle your man is to just slap him with the back of your hand.

. . .and the debate goes on.

Posted by: Deathlok at September 12, 2007 09:13 PM

Condi and Nancy, in unison:
"Talk to the hand, Steny."
Steny, under his breath:
"Oh dear GOD, please make it stop!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 13, 2007 01:34 AM

Nancy: "If you hold your hand like this--yeah, that's right--you get better reception from the Mother Ship."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 13, 2007 01:36 AM

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, attempts to show House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., right, her crane style but Pelosi quickly counters with her ninja skills. House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer of Md., center, refuses to referee.

Posted by: Cullen at September 13, 2007 06:39 AM

No Condi, that's too wimpy. More Italian, like this.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at September 13, 2007 07:27 AM

House Majority Leader Hoyer realizes that has had enough of watching the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" contest between Speaker Pelosi and Secretary Rice.

Posted by: Bigfoot at September 13, 2007 08:13 AM

Five seconds later things broke down as Pelosi got to the "backswing" portion of the bowling lesson.

Posted by: Cory at September 13, 2007 01:27 PM

"That's right bitch, I could take your, 'Speaker of the House', ass out in 5 seconds!"

Posted by: pudge at September 14, 2007 02:19 AM

Dialogue - (gotta love Kevin Smith and Mallrats)

Condi - All right, so you can't scream at him, but after all he's done you should still kind of stick it to him.
Nancy Pants - How do you propose I do that?
Condi - You stink-palm him.
NP - Stink-palm?
Condi - Take your hand and you stick it in your a$$ like this.
Condi - Now you shake hands with the guy. "Hey, Mr. President. How've you been?"
NP - What's the point?
Condi - Know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you like, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his a$$ properly.
NP - Meanwhile, you yourself are left with a hand
that smells like sh1t?
Condi - Small price to pay for the smiting of
one's enemies.

Posted by: Justin B. at September 14, 2007 09:49 AM

Condi: Mine dosen't know.

Nancy: Mine doesn't know either.

(What we have here is a case of a left hand not knowing what a right hand is doing.)

Posted by: elliot at September 14, 2007 06:29 PM

"No, Michigan is like this."

Posted by: r at September 15, 2007 07:55 AM

Steny: Oh no, they're getting ready for hand-to-hand combat.

Posted by: elliot at September 15, 2007 12:59 PM

Nancy: Dangit! We threw paper again.

Condi: No, I was giving you a full-hand salute.

Posted by: RT at September 16, 2007 02:28 PM

(causing Steny to think): "I wonder what Larry Craig is up to tonight."

Posted by: rodney dill at September 17, 2007 05:09 AM

Hoyer: "I coulda had a V8"

Posted by: rodney dill at September 17, 2007 05:10 AM

Hoyer: "I told you idiots that you the "Pie in the Face" gag doesn't work WITHOUT PIES!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 17, 2007 09:28 AM

(http://www.collegehumor.com/video:52605)


Condi: "Nancy, what did the five fingers say to the face?"


Nonstop Nancy: "I Don't know, what?"


Condi: "SLAP"

Posted by: Counter Trey at September 17, 2007 12:57 PM