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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 122

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

segway cops.jpg

Here is the actual caption:
German police officers ride their Segway scooters as they control the traffic in front of the fair ground of the International Car Show in Frankfurt, central Germany, Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007.
Yeah sure, we're supposed to believe that? Give us a real caption, please!

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, September 25. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email at mccracken.ken@gmail.com.

Last week's photo:

Rice Hoyer Pelosi.jpg

Winners from last week:

1. Not Me: (via email)

Pelosi -- Ok, but as Democrat, I'm still blacker than you. You just have a better tan.

2. Poole:

Steny, you're over 60 and you've never had your prostate checked? It's so easy, painless and quick. Turn around and we'll demonstrate.
Ahhh, no thanks, ladies...

3. Counter Trey:

Condi: "Nancy, what did the five fingers say to the face?"

Nonstop Nancy: "I Don't know, what?"

Condi: "SLAP"

To the captioner goes the spoils. Enter today!

Posted by Ken McCracken · 19 September 2007 01:15 PM


Who keeps playing the "Final Countdown"?

Posted by: dennis at September 19, 2007 02:45 PM

Irony in practice as budget cuts force German police officers to ride Segways at a car show.

Posted by: Cullen at September 19, 2007 03:51 PM

"...well next time don't step off if ya don't want to be called shorty."

Posted by: rodney dill at September 19, 2007 05:37 PM

Ach, is it your or my turn to go back and pick Piers Morgan up off the street this time.

Posted by: DaveD at September 19, 2007 06:06 PM

No one will dare resist arrest, now that we have our high-powered mobile TASER units.

Posted by: Bigfoot at September 19, 2007 06:20 PM

"My grandfather commanded a tank division on the Eastern front. My father commanded a regiment that defended the Fulda Gap. My brother flew Starfighters for the Luftwaffe...and I ride a glorified scooter. Some days, I am ashamed to show my face..."
"Hans, next week we get sirens. You'll be showing a lot more than your face."

Posted by: Poole at September 19, 2007 09:46 PM

Does this thing make my butt look big?

Posted by: Chris at September 20, 2007 05:58 AM

Do these uniforms make my butt look weird?...

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 20, 2007 09:59 AM

OoooFTA!! I can only blame the schnitzel for that exhaust...

Posted by: zsa zsa at September 20, 2007 10:05 AM

"Let's get drunk and invade Poland!"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2007 11:03 PM

Man on left: "Are you looking at my butt?"
Man on right: "He isn't, but I am!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 20, 2007 11:20 PM

Even as adults, Fritz and Heinz never got tired of playing "Cops and Robbers" with the neighborhood boys, though they resented that their mother still made them wear those dorky helmets.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 20, 2007 11:21 PM

Oh you laugh now, just you vait till ve get on ze Autobahn!!! Ve can do 200 km/h on zees bad boys!

Posted by: Pandy at September 21, 2007 03:26 PM

Electraglide in Blau

Posted by: b from t at September 21, 2007 07:05 PM

Man on left: "YES, I'm a real police officer! Can't you tell by my secret decoder ring?"
Man on right: "Shh! We're not supposed to let the civilians know about those!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 22, 2007 03:02 AM

Cop in front: "That guy over there is pointing and laughing at your dumbass helmet. Do you want to taser him, or do you want me to do it?"

Posted by: Mark at September 24, 2007 12:53 AM

How are we supposed to make our speeding ticket quota on these?


Posted by: chsw at September 24, 2007 09:51 AM

Two Police Officers Killed in Head On Collision with Bus

Posted by: Qazse at September 24, 2007 09:21 PM

....and now is ze time on Shprockets vhen ve spin and giggle like leetle girls

Posted by: rodney dill at September 25, 2007 06:40 PM

For some odd reason Erik Estrada turned down a chance to star in the new remake of CHiPs.

Posted by: rodney dill at September 26, 2007 05:14 AM