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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 124.

It's BACK.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

Members of the Maricopa County DUI chain on a work detail as deputies gurad them Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007 in Phoenix, Az.. Men convicted of drunken driving will don bright pink shirts and perform burials of people who died of alcohol abuse as part of a new chain gang in Phoenix. A sheriff's dept. spokesman said the DUI chain gang is the first ever that's dedicated to one type of crime. (AP Photo/Matt York)

Yikes. There must be a more entertaining caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, December 18. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Captioning is the 11th step in any effective 12 step process. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 12 December 2007 03:34 PM

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The original BGLAD chain gang...

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 12, 2007 08:14 PM

Do these stripes make my fanny look wide?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 12, 2007 08:39 PM

Do these stripes make my fanny look wide?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 12, 2007 08:40 PM

The first busload of referees for this year's Gay Games arrives in style!

Posted by: Mr. Right at December 12, 2007 11:42 PM

Code Pink members secure one last concession before getting what they deserve.

Posted by: Doug at December 13, 2007 09:34 AM

Code Pink members secure one last minor concession.

Posted by: Doug at December 13, 2007 09:41 AM

Where is Sandy Berger?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 13, 2007 11:09 AM

In a world of war, Muslim freedom fighter Ahmed Defrane just wanted Shari'ah Law. (2 steps) Behind every good Jihadist is at least one wife (in a Burka) and when Ahmed's wife is raped and murdered by evil AMERICAN troops fighting a war for oil, Ahmed cannot take anymore. When he is arrested for building bombs and encouraging patriotic school kids to plant IED's, he is sent to an American prison run by the CIA. He is renditioned around the globe and finally ends up in Gitmo. Mistreatment abounds in this heroing tail of a man fighting for Allah before his escape into a free and just Cuban sanctuary through the septic system at Gitmo.

Tim Robbins stars in "The Shawshank Redemption-II; Gang Raped and Waterboarded".

Posted by: Justin B. at December 13, 2007 11:31 AM

Members of the Phi Iota Upsilon fraternity took hazing to a whole new level.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 13, 2007 04:59 PM

After several failed attempts, Code Pink decided against having a Men's Auxiliary Division.

Posted by: Bigfoot at December 13, 2007 08:22 PM

Prisoner to guard: If we don't do the job right you're going to do what with that gun?

Posted by: Nathan Hale at December 13, 2007 11:43 PM

Dateline Hollywood Summer of 2012 : Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, shown here, give thumbs up to a new alternative drug rehab facility run by Singer/Actress Pink.

Posted by: DANEgerus at December 14, 2007 03:50 PM

Inmate at right: "Oooh, you big MAN, you!"

Posted by: Nathan Hale at December 15, 2007 02:29 PM