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Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 125.

This week's WILLisms.com Caption Contest photograph:

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The actual caption:

Republican presidential candidates Senator John McCain and Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) at the CNN/YouTube/Republican Party of Florida presidential debate in St. Petersburg, November 28, 2007. (Scott Audette/Reuters)

Hmm. There must be a more appropriate caption out there for this photograph.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, December 25. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Last Week's Photo:
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And... The Winners:

1. Bigfoot:

After several failed attempts, Code Pink decided against having a Men's Auxiliary Division.

2. Hoodlumman:

Members of the Phi Iota Upsilon fraternity took hazing to a whole new level.

3. DANEgerus:

Dateline Hollywood Summer of 2012 : Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, shown here, give thumbs up to a new alternative drug rehab facility run by Singer/Actress Pink.

Captioning: Way Better Than Christmas Carols. Enter today!

Posted by Will Franklin · 19 December 2007 02:34 PM

Comments

"Now remember, when doing your male breast exam you need to make slow circular movements..."

Posted by: Rob B. at December 19, 2007 04:11 PM

McCain: "Okay, enough out of you. Let's see, I saw a priest do this in 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom'..."
Paul: "Fool! My innards are immobile; I've been surgically converted to the gold standard."

Posted by: Thursday at December 19, 2007 05:39 PM

Hey wait! This is just a cardboard cutout.

Posted by: Ikkonoishi at December 19, 2007 10:01 PM

Senator John McCain reaches out to shake Ron Pauls hand forgetting that Ron Paul is germ phobic.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 20, 2007 06:54 AM

"Out, Out, I, the Great McCain command thee Nutroot Satan! Free this poor tortured soul from your grip!"

Posted by: Doug at December 20, 2007 08:25 AM

I'm not clever enough to caption photos, but I did want to say that I linked to you. Will add you to my blogroll later today.

Semper Fi

Posted by: Mustang at December 20, 2007 12:59 PM

As Paul just stood there silent after the Iraq War question was asked, Sen. McCain gave a feel to his CPU revealing that it had overheated and required a reboot.

Posted by: Hoodlumman at December 20, 2007 03:01 PM

McCain places the android into position, so that Karl Rove may activate it using remote control.

Posted by: Bigfoot at December 20, 2007 03:04 PM

"Well, yeah, they do tend to sag with age, but, damn!"

Posted by: John at December 20, 2007 03:36 PM

The wax museum has some new additions!

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at December 20, 2007 04:48 PM

And when you press this button, he'll go on a tirade against income taxes, Federal spending, and unconstitutional government agencies!

Posted by: Nathan Hale at December 21, 2007 10:01 PM

"Here, let me just take your gallbladder out."

Posted by: SR at December 23, 2007 09:31 AM

McCain: "Now, please allow me to introduce my good friend Mr. Pat Paulson."

Posted by: Nathan Hale at December 24, 2007 01:49 PM